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sharkster

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  1. gihan...jus a reminder abt the FEAR dvd...tomorrow?pila?pls? cheers man
  2. not too sure abt the corollas but the old lancers were RWD too
  3. i'd giv it 2 days before he changes it to 'honda lover'
  4. i didnt think pericivicles wud ever revive a honda thread...d bugger's been tamed...hav u met a woman who likes honda preveen?
  5. Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men! until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
  6. as long as i get the message thru my work here is done...i speak on behalf of the rest of the members
  7. READ before asking if u missed it...surely spending this much time on the forums u shudnt miss a thing! and in ur posts be SPECIFIC as to wat u r referring to...all u say is 'where r d pics'...PICS OF WHAT? and if u'r referrin to the drag mentioned above...IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET!
  8. no son ive been at work since 7 p.s. i wear specs too...not all d time tho
  9. do u hav to post jus for the sake of it? here i made it easy http://www.xe.com/ucc/ its a currency converter...n pls dont ask for an SL tax calculator
  10. then who did? it had 2 b him!
  11. dude im sad to say u put goldfish to shame
  12. that wud b d case wit any online poll
  13. not sure abt dat forum machan...im on a different one... n yea get details on d new 250cc bike cos im sure we'll c u wit d first one
  14. compliments of monamonu "Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I'm your announcer Richard Small. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up... Lineup: In lane 1. Passionate Lady In lane 2. Bare Belly In lane 3. Silk Panties In lane 4. Conscience In lane 5. Jockey Shorts In lane 6. Clean Sheets In lane 7. Thighs In lane 8. Big Dick In lane 9. Heavy Bosom In lane 10. Merry Cherry THEY'RE OFF!!! Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot. AT THE HALFWAY MARK: It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick. AT THE STRETCH: Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming. AT THE FINISH: It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head... Bare Belly shows... Thighs weakens... Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance."
  15. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL fuz dat was f**king brilliant!!! im gettin ideas
  16. lol! very cool thanks man
  17. we were waitin for sum jobless bugger to bump it...thanks machan
  18. its our dirty lil secret...autolanka knws u inside out man
  19. replica? dude it comes wit a 180cc engine! the only competition it has is an american tricycle...d bike dsnt even remotely resemble a harley...dats like sayin all the superbikes look d same!
  20. thanks dude...damn nice wallpaper...its up on d work pc now thats a tuff one but it's gonna hurt
  21. this is a pretty old pic...im surprisd no1's seen it b4
  22. he's not missin a single supercar i c
  23. Shit i jus noticed it machan...Many Happy Returns for the 3rd brother
  24. count me in...sad
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