Post-Whoring

[Bishu]

thanx 2 sam ( ma coz )

You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate

(......by Dracula).

You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"

(...... by Mr. Bean).

You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college .... You cannot 'bcom' a president even you study in a President College

(...... by Mr. Premadasa).

A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not 'bcom' a software

(...... by Mr. Bill Gates).

You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup

(...... by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga).

You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother board

(...... by Sunil/Gypsies)

WoW ,,, Very Nice

[Hola]

All emails beign copy pasted here

[xXx]

All emails beign copy pasted here

ha ha ha look who's talking

dude please stop talking out of your ass

[xXx]

yet another paris hilton blond moment

http://www.egotastic.com/video?wmv2=mms://...20Crash%20Video

[Hola]

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

[Elvis_Pil]

Ok this may interest some, Its a list of the top 15 richest people to come out of the entertainment industry:

Forbes Fictional Fifteen is an article compiled by Michael Noer and Dan Ackman. The article pays homage to some of the most notoriously rich pop-culture characters of the 20th (and 21st) century. Forbes provided each character with a short biography and statistics including their age, worth, and location.

The List

1. Santa Claus
   
2. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks
   
3. Richie Rich
   
4. Lex Luthor
   
5. C. Montgomery Burns
   
6. Scrooge McDuck
   
7. Jed Clampett
   
8. Bruce Wayne
   
9. Thurston Howell III
   
10. Willy Wonka
    
11. Arthur Bach
    
12. Ebenezer Scrooge
    
13. Lara Croft
    
14. Cruella De Vil
    
15. Lucius Malfoy
    

[milinda]

Friendship Among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband

that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The man called his wife's 10best friends.

Not one of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he

had slept over at a buddy's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 bestfriends.

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over,

and two claimed that he was still there.

[Pericles]

More driving by our favorite, Paris Hilton. This time backing her Range Rover into some dudes Civic.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060611/ap_en_...eople_hilton_11

This quote by her rep cracks me up

"Paris is a very responsible and a very good driver. ... She takes her driving seriously," Mintz said. "This was unfortunate ... it will be handled appropriately."

[Elvis_Pil]

[noaim]

[noaim]

[sharkster]

slow day on the forums...somebody start a fight

[Pericles]

slow day on the forums...somebody start a fight

Then again, lets not. The last one was enough trouble for the whole week.

[Elvis_Pil]

Then again, lets not. The last one was enough trouble for the whole week.

Hey but during these 'fights' I'm sure theres an increase in the number of 'new' AL members right??

[JwesT]

slow day on the forums...somebody start a fight

i see ur car on the classifieds again, y not use ur moderator powers and give some boost for advertising. since u've already done the 1st step.

u have brought it back to the top of the list j/k machan.

[sharkster]

i see ur car on the classifieds again, y not use ur moderator powers and give some boost for advertising. since u've already done the 1st step.

u have brought it back to the top of the list j/k machan.

that's a different car! I swear! machan i hav no hope in marketing...if fuzzo cant sell sumthng i KNOW i cant

p.s. mods hav no control over the classifieds...only the forums...

Edited June 14, 2006 by sharkster

[GihanFX]

[Pericles]

I say, Shaks, going a bit extreme, what?

[GihanFX]

[sharkster]

I say, Shaks, going a bit extreme, what?

u can clearly see where he got the wrinkles from...i bet he's still a teen

[JwesT]

slow day on the forums...somebody start a fight

don't worry machan. u got loads of topics and posts to edit.

[Bishu]

don't worry machan. u got loads of topics and posts to edit.

He He yes Bro …Many topics opened 2day …

[Bishu]

Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

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No way.., this is not Ravindra bro …..Im sure 100%

Edited June 14, 2006 by Pericles

[GihanFX]

No way.., this is not Ravindra bro …..Im sure 100%

yeah ur right i think Dilan2000 is doing a tric

[Bishu]

yeah ur right i think Dilan2000 is doing a tric

Tric ...??? with posting xxx pics on the forum....I think this bugger wants to Crash the site...