sharkster

ur rite there is no 'general' section...hence post whoring in the 'others' section

preveen's doppelganger

so damn true badly need it here lol

nice one man...

that was to take his parents

yes he's goin to do her from behind...jus make sure she isn't 'turned on' cos d exhaust mite b too hot for u

IT'S A DATE

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

there's always a first time for everythng hmmm dnt knw any1 workin dere...oh well i suppose we'll hav to settle for standard tix...watcha say farzan?

catch the bus

u r d only bugger i knw who'd cum up wit totally valid shit like dat...

been a bit busy d past weekends machan...will sort it out soon...thanks

Any idea who's sponsoring??

Fuzzo as discussed Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night Out and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they "wiz" behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and did not want to ruin hers. She was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon. After finishing, they then made off for home. The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girls' night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said, "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION.WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."

damn the evo IX is overtaking the skyline...not wat i expectd and dudes can u start a new separate poll for european cars cos dis shud stay japs IMO

holy shit balls...dats a lot of jewellery

who's this? shafraz?

u shud run ovr by a car? or did he mean BE run ovr by a car? or run ovr a car? choices choices

im sticking to my vote...

haha gud stuff man...brilliant

damn i didnt c dat...

hahahahaha

haha i figurd it out frm d beginnin...damn redneck