Ransom
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Colombo, nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Mahinda
Rajapakse,Wimal Weerawansa, and Mangala Samaraweera.
They're asking for a 3 billion rupees ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre!"