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  1. Young fellow You know I've read many a performance magazine from down under and they all cover the same 'shitboxes' we have here. Ranging from Primeras and Pulsars to Silvias and Skylines. It isn't fair to compare a little war torn island to a developed continent (ignoring the inhabitants' criminal origins ofcourse) don't you think? And all this blasphemy from a Sri Lankan tsk tsk you should be ashamed. P.S. There's a GTS-T for sale in Sri Lanka if you're interested. It would save you the trouble of importing yours. No one wants it because we speak GT-RRRRRR!!!
  2. Nice one tuk tuk! getposition what exactly is your definition of 'real Nissans'? Where I come from, the real world, anything that rolls out of a Nissan assembly line is a 'real Nissan'. I'd fully understand if you didn't get a word I said judging by your verbal atrocities. Now stop posting your drivel on this forum, and learn to control the slobbering. In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. NOT!
  3. daemon

    Aston Martin Db9

    Foot in mouth and head up a$$hole. What are you talking about? Son this is an automotive forum and most of us would like to keep things that way. And judging by this gentleman's name he is Sri Lankan too yes? So does that make him a 'typical' Sri Lankan? Or a special one? Right now your priority is a certificate in literacy. Go ahead shock me. Say something smart.
  4. Good show Isuru! At last your City proves itself on the road! Against 2 tonne trucks! Only joking fella!
  5. Hello Isurujosh! It's good to see you my friend. No i don't work for the UN. Unless 'UN' is some sort of abbreviation for the Underworld - which is where I spend most of my time working for Human Resources. Best Regards daemon
  6. Hola! My special child! You made me laugh so hard I farted green bubbles! Thanks so much for making me see the light. I've now created a shrine for Hola worship! I called it the Church of Hola (I tried to be as creative as you)! Hope you appoint me as your chief priest for the effort I've put in Afterall, we are talking appreciation here aren't we? Silly boy where in my post did I mention anything against satan 06's organisational skills? I was referring to his nickname. Stop sticking your nose in my business and I'm entitled to worship any god I like so you have no right to decide who's righteous because I've reserved a nice spot in Hell for you right next to Jason Voorhees you twat! daemon
  7. Hello friends! Appologies for the long silence. Hell has been hit by a wave of Hebrews so we've been upto our horns in work trying to sort their accomodation. We expect a flood of them at the End of Days! A quick word. Satan has nothing to do with Negombo. Not a fan of their beaches. This child here is clearly an imposter. He couldn't hurt a fly. Leave him alone. And satan 06 young chap here's some food for thought: Everybody wannabe Satan. But that's all you'll ever be. A wannabe. Toodles daemon
  8. Hello chap! Lines from the Revelation?Splendid! Would you like a comment on this related to the proclaimed worshipper of the beast? Or just a general comment? Let us assume the former and I shall be brief so as to respect forum rules. First of all let me remind you that he HAS NOT and WILL NOT be marked! It's a very important message I have to get through to you as PR for the Lord! I do not see anyone here worthy of being the False Prophet! It is the False Prophet that will enforce the mark of the Beast or the number of His name (666). If I read between the lines of who you refer to in your post, that man has the potential to fuel a fire alright, but he will in no way be associated with the Second Coming. Instead it be the fight to REJECT his soul from the two kingdoms! I can assure you the Prince of Darkness will not welcome him! And I doubt God would have the patience to keep him either! He would thus remain in Limbo. However I do like the sound of the "lake of fire burning with brimstone" Would you gentlemen be kind enough to do the honours? If you wish to discuss this further, tune into the Daily Devil.
  9. Ha Ha well Hola there are two requirements to be a smart ass, don't worry though, you got the second part down pat! P.S. Is he always this stupid or is he making a special effort today?
  10. daemon

    Post-Whoring

    I beg your pardon gentlemen but if you wish to scorn the devil with the mephistophelean implication that Hola has numerological ties with the Prince of Darkness, by Lucifer neither me nor the Unearthly Army will tolerate it and I beg you to withdraw your statements on special request by Diablo himself. P.S. Mass recruiting today! The Gates of Hell are wide open!
  11. Ah American Idol takes the definition of Idiot Box to a whole new level doesn't it? I bet I can pass wind more musically! It's all good men I like a bit of no-brainer TV once in a while! Did someone say Paris Hilton?
  12. The absence of a few fingers might solve the problem gentlemen!Truly irritating!
  13. Good God who let the SS in here? Is it really worth running around in circles over some chap no one knows? Well if it is continue because it's all good humour. Oh and St Petersburg. Ace! Your last post was hilarious! I'm going to jot these bits down from you and KLM. I'm laughing while I type this by the way. Regards from down under
  14. hello dragster i think you should add a disclaimer that this poll is in no way discrimination to those who aren't voted for and should not be considered inferior or unpopular.i'm sure all 3 are equally entertaining. regards daemon
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