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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated onaccount of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing..................She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.' The case was dismissed.........!!!!!!!!

yeah the earlier one they had was a type S... and for the new one that's at indra they are asking 6.5 ..

machang what's the car your talkin about allion or the premio? coz my friend bought an unregisterd allion less than 40k for 3 mil...

checked out the yellow one yesterday he also wants 6.5 mill machang and that car wont even start . when asked why they say that they dont know.. the cheapest one's i've seen are the ones that came to pilla one night... grey and black they want 6 mil....

when i went to check this with my father he wanted 11 0r 12 mil for it... and this was before the new taxes

i too saw this car yesterday... and was wondering what the hell is a corolla 207

hey guys dont know if it's true or not but just recived a sms sayin that CBN sat will be back on air from 23rd of this month....is it true?

Letter to bill gates from punjab Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ***** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is. There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button. Why you have START button after computer is started anyway? You should put a STOP button. We request you to check this. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. After clicking run it shows box asking where to run. We entered Sonapur, because we have relatives there who can catch computer until we come. But the computer replied "Not found"! I think you must update it with map of Punjab. Otherwise this RUN command is no use. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home, so I cannot use the re-cycle function. Also there is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug?? Also I think the computer is very lazy. If nobody plays with it for five minutes, screen goes blank and shows small windows logo floating on black screen. Santa Singh (the vendor) said don't touch anything, and to restart and see. It worked, but every time screen goes blank I have to switch the power on and off, which is taking long time to start. Computer also forgets what it was doing before it went blank. I think this is a serious backward step for your product. Please make computers more smarter and active in future. Thanks, Banta Singh Punjab

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hey guy's just saw long que's at every petrol station from katunayaka to mount any idea why? is the strike back on?

i guess this is the one ... if so is it worth 3 mil

hey man isn't this the normal lancer that was converted to an evo by nadeera

Mr.Hola what do u mean by here we go again... i just wanted to know if this drag thing is happenin like Mr.super car fan said? thanx

what's happening tonight?

hey man u should've taken it to zacki he would have done it for a much lesser price.... i know this coz i was at his place last sat gettin a tune up for my car when an integra came in to fix the O2 sensor mind u it had 2 sensor's

no... why is this thing only for the negombo guys?

are u guys going for this?? can anyone come

hi guy's..... i have been readin the forums for a long time and thought of becomin a member and postin.. so here's my 1st post A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom