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  1. It's gonna be the GT-R for sure.... and the second place would go to the Porsche 997 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you guys watched the "Overdrive" on ARTV yesterday???
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    Euro-english

    Now I know regular subscribers to this bulletin prefer to look at the pictures rather than waste 30 seconds doing any reading. But spend a little time on the following and the benefits will be obvious. Get ready; streamline your language habits/skills!!! The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. QF please pass to AF
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    Auto Lanka G2g

    Now is it confirmed this Saturday??? At what time? and who's account is it on???
  4. Don't let anything happen to the VZ-R... I might be ur next potential customer... Keeping an eye
  5. n/p... just used that since it Rhymes......... LOL ........................................................................................................................................... R34 in lead again and the battle between the EVO & 360 Very interesting.....
  6. Naa... I didn't called it a Sky liner... SKY LINER IS THE ONE ... Skyliner is my first Love... If I can Have 2nd & 3rd would be The Z & Silvia.... Such lovely machines...
  7. It's a nice...mean looking machine too... After Sky Liner. Doesn't look fast??? .... Check these pics. It's called S15/Silvia/& 200SX (in USA i guess) and Yohan's Silvia...
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    Work Place/fields

    There should be an others option as well for a one like me...
  9. Don't tell me I'm bad... Got it from e-mail... Try this..... cool.... 1. Goto http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en 2. Write "Aishwarya's mom is very nice" in 'Translate text:' textbox. 3. Select "English to Spanish" in the below combo. 4. Press Translate and wait for translation. 5. Now copy the translated text in Spanish from the above text and paste it in the 'Translate text:' textbox. 6. Select "Spanish to English" in the below combo. 7. Press Translate and wait for translation. Please don't post the result.... let the others enjoy
  10. My honest opinion.... it looks like a Peugeot to me (look at the small insert)... not really like the front light panel... otherwise good looking.
  11. I think I saw this in High level Rd... Near Nugegoda junc. It was a Grey convertible. In the evening this guy was going hood down. Quite a gorgeous looking car. But In Sri Lanka in these dusty roads.... can’t even think of it. That’s why I didn’t get a convertible...
  12. Will the petrol come free as well???
  13. That's true.... They just buy those only for the book. In Auctions (Specially Army, and other govt. auctions) people buy just the 4 wheels & the base (sometimes load of soil and plants on it even) for over 500,000 sometime. But the secrete is all these comes with THE BOOK. They even don't take the rubbish out and just sell it to a person who buy the remaining for metal, and that person clear the junk and the buyer just goes out with the book. May be he wants to sell it to a bothal Paththra karaya.
  14. R34 Anyday and the Z..... (can I have both)
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    Branding Of Condoms...

    Not sure... Think it's the Malteser's slogan. But I love Mars Malteser's better than M&M. the crunchy malt center coverd with Chocolate... could even eat aking size pack...
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    Auto Lanka G2g

    I'm in....
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    Branding Of Condoms...

    Seen that...
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    Branding Of Condoms...

    Will help I guess.... Check the original post
  19. Branding of Condoms Sainsbury's flavoured condoms.... (Supermarket chain) Making life taste better. Tesco's condoms.... (Supermarket chain) Every little helps Nike condoms.... (Shoes & stuff) Just do it Peugeot condoms.... (Cars) The ride of your life New Galaxy textured condoms.... (Chocolates) Why have rubber when you can have silk? KFC condoms.... (Chicken) Finger licking good Malteser's condoms.... (Chocolates) They melt in your mouth not in your hands. Safeway's condoms.... (Supermarket chain) Lightening the load Abbey National condoms.... (Bank) Because life is complicated enough Coca - Cola condoms.... (mmmm....) The real thing Duracell condoms.... (Battery) You can just keep going and going. Macintosh condoms.... (PC) It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple Pringles condoms.... (u know.. those eating stuff) Once u pop u can’t stop Burger king.... (Burger restaurant) Home off the whopper Goodyear condoms.... (Tyres) For a long ride go wide FCUK condoms... (French Connection U K- Clothing & stuff) FCUK all night. Muller light condoms.... (Yoghurt) So much pleasure but where’s the pain? Flash condoms.... (Flash player??? Not sure) Just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work Halifords condoms.... (Sell & hire cars... bikes and other stuff) We go the extra mile Royal mail condoms.... (UK mail service) I saw this and thought of us Andrex condoms.... (Toilet tissues) Soft strong and very long Renault condoms.... (Cars) Size really does matter! Ronseal condoms.... (Wood seals and paints) Does exactly what it says on the packet Domestos condoms.... (Cleaning agent...Bleach) Gets rite under the rim!! Heniken condoms.... (U know-Beer) Reachers parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms.... (U know-Beer) Probably the best condom in the world AA condoms.... (Automobile Association) For the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms.... (Eating stuff) It’s a bit of an animal Polo condoms.... (U know-Mint with the hole) The condom with the hole (very poor seller) Winders condoms.... (Watch??? Not sure) Screaming 4 more. Ribena condoms.... (Drink – like Potello) Ohhhhh PC World's condoms.... (PC selling place) We're with u every step of the way Halifax condoms.... (Bank) Who gives you extra? Davinna Maccall's condoms.... (No idea) Don’t try this at home Charmin condoms.... (Toilet tissues) Break the habit (and use protection) Tellietubbie condoms.... (Cartoon series...I guess) Again again!!! Cadburys condoms.... (Chocolates) Give in2 your happiness Kumala condoms.... (South African Wine???) Perfect together R*D B*LL condoms.... (Energy drink) Gives u wings Cadburys creme egg condoms.... (Egg shaped Chocolate-with cream centre) How do u eat yours? Craig David flavoured condoms.... (Singer) Wots ya flava? Heinz salad cream.... (Salads & ketchups) It’s all goin on! Sure crystal condoms.... (Deodorant) Unbeatable against white marks UGC cinema condoms.... (Cinema) Coming soon Lynx condoms.... (Body spray) Because you never know when Treseme condoms.... (Beauty products) Used by professionals Insette condoms.... (Hair care) For that extra hold Gillette condoms.... (Razor) The best a man can get.
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    Peugeot 907

    PEUGEOT 907
  21. Qualify topics with more than 1000 views or 50 replys ..........Topic.......................................Topic starter....Views....Replys 1. Hummers in Sri Lanka.........................Dilesh............4042........107 2. Dream Car..........................................Ash ..........2928........115 3. Honda buggers might not like this.....Sharkster.......1965..........73 4. EVO Vs. STi........................................Fuzzo.............1832...........80 5. No more blue Evo..............................Ivan...............1737...........41 6. Race pics from Saturday! Cool!..........Dilesh............1645...........52 7. Who are the worst drivers in SL........Dominic...........1355..........38 8. Official drags......................................Dragster.........1267........121 9. Drags this weekend...........................Rev master.....1158..........29 10. A car wanted....................................Sparco...........1087...........55 11. Car accessory shop..........................Xplosive.........1079...........45 12. Corolla with a Autolanka Sticker.......Hola...............1018...........26 13. Racing season...................................Sparko............976...........80
  22. ash

    Safest Seat Belts

    Wife??? to your wife???? can't be to my wife.. Remember I'm not married yet...
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    Safest Seat Belts

  24. I'll start... 1. Madz
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