amanda

Mummy was talking at breakfast today and said that she thought that we should all get together and campaign (I think that's the correct word, I saw it in a political science text-book about social action and stuff in class in college in America last year) and ask that nice Mr Periwhatever boy at that AL place to set up a new membership thing called OMWRKALBACADKBOAOP. And Daddy said "Buttercup, (that's his honey-name for Mummy, cute, yes?) what the f99k are you talking about, sweetness? And Mummy said "You know, a membership thingie like ''Ordinary Members Who Really Know A Little Bit About Cars And Don't Keep Banging On About Other People' And Daddy started choking on his appa and Mummy had to bang his back and then he was all right. What a family!

My name is Amanda. I am back in Colombo now fron NY Fashion Institute where my course is now complete. Now I have good overseas fashion Diploma. But now I have big problem to. My bestest best friend Renuka who lives nearby my house here in Kotte says maybe some big senior member Autolanka people here can help? Is that true, can you help me with good car advice please. I have big problem. Daddy say now I am home and now Uncle is getting me job in Fort he will buy me a car. But that is my big problem for which I need good senior member advice so so bad. You see I don't know what to say to my Daddy about the car. My friend Reuka she says go for Axios car, she says she like because there is lots of open leg room in back seat for her and she says it has a big dickey that she likes to. But Chandrika, who is my bestest friend to, says "no, you buy sexy little yellow Nano and buzz around in that." And it gets hard too because our old Mummy's friend Nelith, he often gives me advice when daddy is not home and he comes to cheer Mummy up because she is sad, he told me to look for an Alfa 164 or a BMW, an E something I think he said but I couldn't hear him properly. And then my other best friend Vithiya who has a beauty shop up in Thalawagoda disagrees with them all and says I must say to Daddy that only a Mecedes will do for his girl. That's because all her men beauty shop customers drive Mercedes I think so maybe she a little bit bias? I just don't know. But making it very hard to is I see and fall in love with little Viva, but Mummy says that she hear in girl's room at Galle Face talk that big AL senior member people can't buy Viva or something. So you can see why I am so confused and urgently need senior member help. So what shall I buy - tell me me - Axios or Nano or old Alfa or maybe Merc. Or go I with my heart and get little blue Viva? Please don't diss or ignore me or retard me. I also desperatly need to know from knowledgable senior member people like you about petrol use and about this new tax thing Uncle has been cursing and saying silly things about. And what will happen to new car price soon, you know, tell me, OK? And also can you please quickly tell about garage you have used maybe some years ago that you think was good and that actually fixed you up proper. Please don't treat my message as a piss-take (Uncle Nelith says that a lot) because all everyone who knows AL tells me that they totally respect and admire and actually adore and fall-over themselves to help senior members such as you who have contributed so many useless useful (sorry, sorry America has ruined Amanda's spelling) posts over the years and who so often kindly direct other people to Google search. Kindly urgently get your senior members out on the streets and aligned to help me. I and Daddy will be so grateful. Really looking forward to your response, really true. Luv xoxoxo Amanda PS Maybe I can buy you drink for to thank AL senior members help when they pass by Mojo or Silk....I speak to Mr bouncer and he can make special provision for older man come in special this once, OK, yes? No problem. PSS If you big AL senior member people cannot in your hearts help me I will be desperate and go and talk close with Mr Sylvi. and get warm and useful guidance from him....so there.