Never park on public roads, Stick to em private lanes and dingy by roads (",)
An year back when I was driving down Duplication road with a friend, em silly cops stopped me and got all monkeyed up coz it was me who was behind the wheel. Even before checking the docs he was all out to take both of us to the police station. Dang! They wanted to know our relationship? whether we were married? when we were gonna be married? whether or not our parents know about the relationship? where were we? where we are off to? Arrrghhh..... what the?
It was terrible coz they they didn't know a ball of English and my friend didn't know a ball of Sinhalese. I wanted to pretend not to know my Sinhalese, but had to speak up when he ordered us to make it to the cop station.
Since our documents were in order and we were driving, not even parked I started speaking back, but the buggers still kept on ranting about taking us to the cops. The minute they figured that I was attempting to make a call they said, ahh yanna yanna ehenam....Hehehehe..I was just calling my mother, the buggers probably thot I was calling sum big shot (",) Crazy, Frustrated, Perverts !