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  1. Young fellow You know I've read many a performance magazine from down under and they all cover the same 'shitboxes' we have here. Ranging from Primeras and Pulsars to Silvias and Skylines. It isn't fair to compare a little war torn island to a developed continent (ignoring the inhabitants' criminal origins ofcourse) don't you think? And all this blasphemy from a Sri Lankan tsk tsk you should be ashamed. P.S. There's a GTS-T for sale in Sri Lanka if you're interested. It would save you the trouble of importing yours. No one wants it because we speak GT-RRRRRR!!!
  2. Nice one tuk tuk! getposition what exactly is your definition of 'real Nissans'? Where I come from, the real world, anything that rolls out of a Nissan assembly line is a 'real Nissan'. I'd fully understand if you didn't get a word I said judging by your verbal atrocities. Now stop posting your drivel on this forum, and learn to control the slobbering. In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. NOT!
  3. daemon

    Aston Martin Db9

    Foot in mouth and head up a$$hole. What are you talking about? Son this is an automotive forum and most of us would like to keep things that way. And judging by this gentleman's name he is Sri Lankan too yes? So does that make him a 'typical' Sri Lankan? Or a special one? Right now your priority is a certificate in literacy. Go ahead shock me. Say something smart.
  4. Good show Isuru! At last your City proves itself on the road! Against 2 tonne trucks! Only joking fella!
  5. Hello Isurujosh! It's good to see you my friend. No i don't work for the UN. Unless 'UN' is some sort of abbreviation for the Underworld - which is where I spend most of my time working for Human Resources. Best Regards daemon
  6. Hola! My special child! You made me laugh so hard I farted green bubbles! Thanks so much for making me see the light. I've now created a shrine for Hola worship! I called it the Church of Hola (I tried to be as creative as you)! Hope you appoint me as your chief priest for the effort I've put in Afterall, we are talking appreciation here aren't we? Silly boy where in my post did I mention anything against satan 06's organisational skills? I was referring to his nickname. Stop sticking your nose in my business and I'm entitled to worship any god I like so you have no right to decide who's righteous because I've reserved a nice spot in Hell for you right next to Jason Voorhees you twat! daemon
  7. Hello friends! Appologies for the long silence. Hell has been hit by a wave of Hebrews so we've been upto our horns in work trying to sort their accomodation. We expect a flood of them at the End of Days! A quick word. Satan has nothing to do with Negombo. Not a fan of their beaches. This child here is clearly an imposter. He couldn't hurt a fly. Leave him alone. And satan 06 young chap here's some food for thought: Everybody wannabe Satan. But that's all you'll ever be. A wannabe. Toodles daemon
  8. Hello chap! Lines from the Revelation?Splendid! Would you like a comment on this related to the proclaimed worshipper of the beast? Or just a general comment? Let us assume the former and I shall be brief so as to respect forum rules. First of all let me remind you that he HAS NOT and WILL NOT be marked! It's a very important message I have to get through to you as PR for the Lord! I do not see anyone here worthy of being the False Prophet! It is the False Prophet that will enforce the mark of the Beast or the number of His name (666). If I read between the lines of who you refer to in your post, that man has the potential to fuel a fire alright, but he will in no way be associated with the Second Coming. Instead it be the fight to REJECT his soul from the two kingdoms! I can assure you the Prince of Darkness will not welcome him! And I doubt God would have the patience to keep him either! He would thus remain in Limbo. However I do like the sound of the "lake of fire burning with brimstone" Would you gentlemen be kind enough to do the honours? If you wish to discuss this further, tune into the Daily Devil.
  9. Ha Ha well Hola there are two requirements to be a smart ass, don't worry though, you got the second part down pat! P.S. Is he always this stupid or is he making a special effort today?
  10. daemon

    Post-Whoring

    I beg your pardon gentlemen but if you wish to scorn the devil with the mephistophelean implication that Hola has numerological ties with the Prince of Darkness, by Lucifer neither me nor the Unearthly Army will tolerate it and I beg you to withdraw your statements on special request by Diablo himself. P.S. Mass recruiting today! The Gates of Hell are wide open!
  11. Ah American Idol takes the definition of Idiot Box to a whole new level doesn't it? I bet I can pass wind more musically! It's all good men I like a bit of no-brainer TV once in a while! Did someone say Paris Hilton?
  12. The absence of a few fingers might solve the problem gentlemen!Truly irritating!
  13. Good God who let the SS in here? Is it really worth running around in circles over some chap no one knows? Well if it is continue because it's all good humour. Oh and St Petersburg. Ace! Your last post was hilarious! I'm going to jot these bits down from you and KLM. I'm laughing while I type this by the way. Regards from down under
  14. hello dragster i think you should add a disclaimer that this poll is in no way discrimination to those who aren't voted for and should not be considered inferior or unpopular.i'm sure all 3 are equally entertaining. regards daemon
  15. forgive my ignorance chap.i realised my mistake when i read duncan's post again. haha we all are members of celebrity fanclubs so it's only normal to fancy an item just because of its brand ambassador.but then you have the occasional ambassador who doesn't appeal yet the product he/she endorses does.the yamaha R1 for example.hint hint
  16. true pericles.sex does sell.but i forgot to mention in my post that it doesn't make things more attractive to some.in an automotive perspective either you like the product for what it's capable of or not.irrespective of whether it is being marketed by some scantily clad dame.to me the women on those magazines are a bonus but would not necessarily make you want the product more.they'd just make you want the magazine more edit: i was referring to women endorsing an automotive accessory by the way in case anyone misunderstood
  17. no offense duncan or the rest but i was expecting people to have some sort of comment to support their line of thinking considering they agree with you.i do too. but anyway i assume you're referring to magazines like max power and the likes?in my opinion the sexual references don't make the product in question any more attractive.like a normal straight man i love the barely clad women too but i don't relate it to advertising in those magazines. honestly people use this tactic even on ebay.i read somewhere how an individual sells golf tees planted inbetween a woman's breasts.now how's that for sex related marketing? au revoir
  18. i think madz has given them a chance to defend themselves by giving them a warning.if they continue to dance to that tune they'd b diggin their own graves.these certain empty vessels who have been 'smattering' have only been too accomodating for the time sparco/sparko hav been strutting their stuff. i agree with ur sentiments that they shud be given a chance but members have insisted that he/she either speak the truth or not speak at all.is that too much to ask for because this was getting all too irrelevant to the majority of topics.halfway down a thread about a certain car the individual in question discusses his better (only figuratively) half's attendance and attire at a certain function.totally unrelated and is not the only example. madz might've sounded a bit harsh in his warning n the fact that it was a public one but it was only fair that he takes action as an administrator to maintain control.nothing personal newbi
  19. hello isuru i dont quite recall commenting on u trying to take this girl down a few months ago.please quote my comments from such instance.FYI the name 'sparco/sparko' only surfaced recently.the previous names used for malpractice were 'Radz/Yan'.so how did u have a "which sparko is this?" topic at the time thank u
  20. alas! the devil has done his due.but only to the likes of the public this time but seriously i was finding it entertainin to a point.but there's only so much lies one can digest.the occasional laugh is mandatory (a friendly hint to the post whores ) n joke threads r also welcome but blabberin garbage in numerous automotiv threads calld for action. cheers madz
  21. oh sorry chap.im being my nasty self again.it was jus too tempting and btw this is the same person as last time.as u suspected.if u check her hi5 profile.its radika aka radz
  22. ok with all due respect i opened the picture hoping to c a 'hot chik' dragster u hav sum explaining to do ###### .christ i thot we were evolving
  23. thanks sob.address ur cheque to 'the devil's own'
  24. n so it seems my friend
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