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His number is 1-800-TIPITIP. If that doesn't work try +94777896460.

This picture was taken at a Women's Rights Rally. Check out the orange sign being held up in the back.

I thought you wanted a bike. Don't you want one anymore?

Damn, Big Brother aka The All-Seeing Eye aka Madhawa deleted the top-secret spy shot of Da Hulk.

Any of you guys see this dude at Pila or at Ekala the other day? [#########]

Farzan I have to say that the graphic of that kid getting crossed-up around the corner in the trike is phenomenal! I can keep looking at that for hours.

Its Political Maneuvering 101, dude. If I lobby to get Farzan in as a Moderator, then I'll be in his favor and can hence get away with murder here on Autolanka. Niccolo Machiavelli would be proud.

You know what? Remember Hondarules? That guy was a really great Honda fan so if he was around he'd definitely appreciate the work that has gone into making the SOHCs fast. I'm just saying, Hondarules technically should be a fan.

Totally. We should form a 'Pro-Fuzzo' lobby group.

Man this drag action is outta control! I have to say, some of y'all are displaying quite pathetic attitudes. When did we degenerate into apes that make silly threats and cheap comments against each other? These are f**king illegal drags, after all. People who weren't there shouldn't really comment like its the gospel, and the people who were there shouldn't be taking drag racing so seriously. Arguments are part and parcel of the game, but what is with this gangland-style 'you dont want to mess with us' posturing? If you guys can't keep it parliamentary then I think Shakir needs to regulate immediately. REGULATORS! For the record, Shamil never said (never told me at least) that he lost to the CGT. Anyhow, in theory Carina GTs should leave SOHC Hondas in the dust, and shouldn't have to struggle against them. Your post was a little Over The Top, wouldn't you agree? The only reason the SOHC boys want to run you is because you're always fronting about your car, saying it is an original-spec N1 that is on par with a CTR when in fact it isn't. This 'Wazup' character may be a crude m*******r, but his rantings are grounded in fact, not fiction. Naturally, the Mighty SOHCS want to see how their cars fare against yours because taking down something in the league of a Civic Type-R is quite a tuning feat, especially when you're driving a Piece of SOHC like an EK3 or an EG8. Wouldn't you agree? And since you're always attacking Honda-drivers because of your (quite misplaced) pre-conceived notions about them, they are all the more keen to run you because they know they have a chance of rubbing you anti-Hondaness in your face. Personally I think the tradition on this forum of hating one manufacturer is just plain stupid. Everytime I see losers on Autolanka go on about which they prefer, Honda vs. Toyota vs. Subaru, I laugh my ass off. To the Honda guys - if somebody offered you a Silvia for free are you going to turn it down because you don't like Nissans? Vice versa, is anybody from the Nissan faction here going to call the NSX a shit car just because its a Honda? Seriously, this whole 'JDM Battle' of whatever y'all call it is just plain stupid and is sophomoric shit that doesn't bear coverage on a serious automotive website. If Autolanka has any designs of becoming a legitimate forum for the automotive community here, then the admins will need to subtlely weed out nonsense like that. Very insulting, what you said about the Mighty SOHCS. If you know so much about the scene and we don't know you then I'm assuming you're that old dancing beggar that we call Fernandopulle who hangs out with us. Yup, that has to be you. If I can assume that your post reflects your character, the I wouldn't at all be surprised. I see you edited your post though and deleted the offensive bit, because you were afraid of Razali opening up a can of whoop-ass on you. Good move. Razali is a stone cold killer and nobody in his circle dares to mess with him so don't piss him off again! Also, Big Up to Big Bad Wolf. We'll see you back in action soon, brotha!

Lets not talk about the Euro-R, ok? Out of respect for those involved, it is best to not discuss it in a public forum. All y'all need to know is that he is okay. Some other schmuck opened a thread about it last night apparently. What kind of sick f**k would want to sensationalize an accident? Last time it was miniace. Who was it this time? He had also wanted to post pictures - the SOB has so little time on his hands that he takes pictures of crashed cars within minutes of them crashing and posts them online. Big Up to Madhawa for clamping down on that shit.

You guys, what's wrong with y'all? Honda has never had an official WRC entry. Any car can be a 'Rally Car' if somebody enters it on any rally, anywhere. That first Integra is definitely taking part in a Finnish event but I'm not sure that its our boy Kimi. Rallying doesn't fit Honda's corporate image, so its unlikely we'll see Honda involvement in the WRC in the near future. They'd rather be position themselves as exponents of high-revving technology, and turbos just don't fit their game-plan. And yes, Toyota withdrew from the WRC to focus on F1. In fact, Toyota Team Europe, the guys that ran the Celica and Corolla WRCs set the F1 team up in Cologne, headed by Over Andersson. From time to time, you'll see a privateer Corolla on a random WRC event but probably not after the end of this decade, because the FIA homologation will expire. Same thing with the Celica, which I doubt you'll see again on the WRC stage. What you may see, though, is a fully-blown Suzuki Swift WRC. There are rumours that Suzuki already has a such a mule in Japan. They are definitely enjoying the exposure they are getting with their JWRC participation and since the new Swift is a 'World' car, they may join the WRC proper. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

Lime Rock is a nice, if small, track. I think BMW Team PTG is based in the area, and they test their M3s often. You should definitely catch a World Challenge race there if you can.

Well if Fuzzo didn't go to bed so early he may have caught the drags last night. Hulk, do you own Dilan's old car? What car were you in last night?

Check with Bullion Exchange. I hear that they might be doing a fan transport service for Fox Hill.

Lake Havasu is usually a good bet, in Arizona. Whatever you do, don't waste your time on Heat games. Watch the coming men, the Sacramento Kings.

I'm going for the whole weekend, which means I'll leave on Friday. Organize an AL day out or something, and drive up for just Sunday. You don't want to do two days. Believe me, its as bad as Katu.

Fo' Sho'.

Spring Break can't be that boring. Why aren't you in Cancun or something?

Speaking of Maybach, have you seen the new concept coupe they developed as a promotional tool for Fulda? I don't think you'll ever see a more evil-looking car. Google Maybach Excelero and you'll see what I mean. It has a fully-functional 700 hp V12 and especially from the rear hindquarter view, it looks outstanding. There are signs that it may go into production, so lets keep our fingers crossed.

If you like the G-Wagen, thank the Shah of Iran, because his monkey ass commissed MB to build a multi-purpose SUV for his military, way back in the seventies. They're still using that same body shape, amazingly, although the G-Class is obviously pimped up.

To be honest, I think the new GL-class, or whatever nomenclature they're using for the new Mercedes SUV, is quite hot. I just like the way it looks, and I think its a major improvement over the previous one.

Its in Hanwella. Right behind Favourite Hanwella.