You REALLY have a bee in your bonnet over people who like Euro cars don't you?
Also, In case you havent noticed, if ever anyone puts up a genuine question with a problem that cant really be solved by using a simple thing like a phone call, plenty of people on this forum will step up to help that person out.The reason the same people who complain about noobs opening fuel and hybrid threads are telling this dude to pick up a damn phone is because the principle is the same, THERE WAS NO NEED TO OPEN A THREAD IN THE FIRST PLACE, because the info is readily available elsewhere.
P.S. If you really think the forum is like a err "linda langa sangamaya", as you so eloquently put it, and consider such activity beneath your notice, then why are you actually on here at all? Do you simply enjoying being condescending?