SHAI

Or more appropriately.....Spanked !!

Just Fred. A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. The officer asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. Kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a do ctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred." The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

A bit of an old one, but still good nevertheless. How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower and stand on bath mat. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rnse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat. Dry off forearms and butt only. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you. Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!

Good One Dude

Nah, thought I recognised that huge air scoop on da bonnet. Actually he'd done quite a bit of work on it already too right? Anyway, was just curious is all.

My Parents too, but you can't really say it's a generation thing, cause I know so many of my generation and younger who don't belt up. My wife of all people doesn't do so, knowing that her mom is paralysed after an accident. (She was thrown out the car cause she wasn't wearing her belt.) Wifey's excuse is that she feels strangled by it cause she's short. ( Teaching her to adjust the height hasn't worked either. ) It's really sad that people don't see the reasoning behind belting up until something happens to them. ( Sometimes not even that. )

Hey, You didn't by any chance buy that car off a guy called Adrian did you? Just curious. BTW, This "News Flash" for all you guys : Latest product by Apple Apple reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music inside women's breasts. The iBoob is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

All the best machan. Pls post some pics once you get it.

I agree. The engine although small has adequate pulling power. Drove one with three other guys in the car and it was fine. ( Adequate anyway ) The owner of it ( Also a GH plate ) swears by the fuel efficiency. ( 11 - 13 per km )

I'm inclined to think Honda too. The back lines seem simmilar to the current HRV right down to the diffuser, as I've seen on some HRV's here. The front seems a more squarer version of the the current one. well sorta. However the front does look a little Nissan Cubish as well.

Arrgh assingments. Hate those. Your wife could probably talk about Toyota, the worlds largest automaker being the leader and Nissan who are now catching up. She could also talk about how Nissan was a follower all along but was turned around by Carlos Ghosn to bring it up to what it is now. Another example as Dominic said is of Toyota and GM. However this works bothways in that GM used to be a market leader to Toyota and things have now come a long way in that Toyota has become a leader and GM follows by example Actualy if you can refer it, the December issue of Fortune magazine had an article on Carlos Ghosn. It might help, it might not. You could also try to google it, and see what might come up. Hope this helps.

Thanks machan, preciate the info. Will go have alook soon.

Where d you get the chinese one from? Been looking for one but all I've seen at approachable budget is the Karcher ( 12 to 13k )

Have a dinner to go for on the 13th. Will drop off the wife there, meet up with you guys for a bit and go back. Me not know any one of you, so here's to meeting new friends.

You mean "Wet Honda Dreams" don't you Gihan??? Belated B'day wishes Hola. All the very best to you.

Happy New Year people. All the best in everything you do

With you there man. Sorry this is a bit late but nevertheless............. Hope all of you had a blessed Christmas, and here's wishing everyone a bright and peaceful 2007. Don't drink an drive..............It aint worth it.

Anyone know what the limit on Baseline / Elvitigala Mw is? I know of people who've been stopped for doing 70. What's the bloomin point of having a road like that if you can't even do 70 The best part is during the day most everyone does 70 - 80 WITH TRAFFIC and at night with little or no vehicles on the road these F#*$ing Pigs stop you for SPEEDING. Personaly I think there should be a revision of all speed limits. However, I must admit that some limits on certain roads are fair, due to road conditions and width of road etc. which brings us to the Morons at the RDA who let craters be on the road waiting for a vehicle to fall into. But then that's another topic............

Aww crap man.................I'm gonna miss it. My Exams coming up on the 6th. What a bummer. Take loads of pictures people

It looks a bit like a broad bug with wheels ( an I don't mean VW ). I'm thinking the engine has remained the same. However I must say the ground clearance on it is better thatn the original and thus is an ideal off roader.

Belated Birthday wishes man. All the best for a great year ahead.

Sorry dudes..seems to have touched a nerve there All in the name of appreciating good workmanship. Can't wait to see the interior and engine bay shots.

NICE one Porky ..............Sexy beast. Saw it at Trans Asia on Tuesday. Unfortunately couldn't have a closer look as I was rushing out for a meeting. Looking forward to seeing it on road again.

What was this moron thinking?????????? And youre absolutely right Duncan..................Total and utter insult.

belated birthday wishes man.