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Took this a while back and don't think I posted it here. Vin Diesel would get a hard-on after seeing this civic.

Ford Fiesta Type-R. This retard should have just bought a three wheel. The front and sides of the car had so much chrome that it would put a three wheel driver to shame. Sorry for the crappy pic. Couldn't get close enough.

Original tires eh? Well good luck with that. What is this "very unique original factory color" that you speak of? Or is that the name of the color? Also you forgot to add "first owner was a doctor" to the list. It makes all the difference in the world. If the first owner was a neurosurgeon, the value will increase. Might decrease if the first owner was a proctologist.

You're an idiot. It doesn't matter if the first owner was Queen Elizabeth. A car is only as good as its last owner.

It's not the engine that has been replaced. The odometer has been rolled back.

Stop talking crap you bloody idiot. How wasteful would putting a used tranny be, if it blew up in a couple of months? Even if they let you exchange it, you would still have to pay for labor, filters and fluid.

Is anyone really surprised that cali is an apple fanboy?

There wree always a lot of conspiracy theories. One j***a$$ probably posted a new one on his facebook wall and the rest or the idiots follow.

Go with KYB. Seriously how many threads about shocks do we need?

That would be me.

I have empty cigarette packs all over the car and a ash tray full of cigarette butts and have never had a single cockroach or other insect in my car. I think they are afraid of getting cancer.

Depending on the weather, it should only take a couple of hours to dry. It does however take a few weeks to fully cure.

You already have the facts you need. Do you want us to make some for you? Ok I'll start. The EK3 is a marvelous piece of machinery that God himself commanded Noah to build. People commonly call the EK3 Noah's Ark. Yet it wasn't really an ark. It was a magnificent piece of machinery that has enough torque and horsepower to climb up the highest mountain in the event of a biblical flood. It has enough room to fit two of every animal in the world so that after the flood is over you can repopulate the world. When Noah was building his EK3, people did not believe such a high-tech piece of machinery was needed. Some thought it was the devil that tricked Noah into building it in order to corrupt the humans. Little did they know that God himself wanted this built so that he could repopulate the planet after he had rid it of the miserable and corrupt humans. Noah spent day and night for years, hammering metal and creating wiring harnesses. Till one day this beauty was complete. He stood on top of the hood and shouted "Eureka, Eureka." That very day he commanded all the animal couples waiting in line to get into the car. Once this was complete he drove to the petrol shed to get a full tank to make it to Horton Plains. Little did he know that the devil had convinced the petroleum minister to buy substandard petrol and sell in to Noah in order to destroy his EK3. A few miles after pumping a full tank the car stopped. God then commanded Noah to remove the petrol filter and put in a new one that God himself placed in the trunk, knowing all too well about how the petroleum minister was corrupt. Then god commanded Noah to use 95 octane petrol from the IOC since the Indians were slightly less corrupt. Finally Noah made it to Horton plains in his EK3 filled with two of every animal. climbing the hill was a breeze thanks to the VTI engine God had Noah build. Because he was using 95 octane petrol, Noah got 18 KMPL with a/c on. Nuwara Eliya is a little too cold for a/c but he had twwo emperor penguins who needed extremely cold temperatures to survive. The excellent a/c compressor on the EK3 made this possible. Just as he reached the world end, God unleashed a massive flood that killed every living creature on earth, except for those saved by Noah and his EK3. Not many know of what really happened when god commanded Noah to build an arc. Only a select few prophets were told by God almighty that the Arc was really a Honda Civic EK3. so this my friend, is why the EK3 is the greatest car in the world. BTW the ES is a Chinese copy that Confucius attempted to build after they received word that Noah was building the ark. Like all Chinese people, he was incapable of building a decent copy so it sank during the flood. All the ES' you see now are flood damaged.

If you are already dead set on the EK3 then what's the point of this thread? To prove to us that you are a retard?

Dear moderators, Sylvi just brokethe new law. Please remove his post in keeping with supradonperi Chintana.

you going to let that scare you?

Watchman, Stop being a *(word censored due to barbie's law)

edit: nevermind

I don't know masterdon, It seems like you just listed every phrase you searched on xhamster tonight Actually I might be using some of those words tonight too. I guess I got a busy night ahead.

See this is the type of butthurt f*ggot I'm talking about. He creates a retarded thread and some equally retarded posts, people call him out and he starts crying about how people are being offensive.

Go to some random country with an active war and join the army. Best first person shooter ever.

Why don't you mention this members name? I won't get upset like you and insult your mom. Yeah and ignoring people who call you out on something is not a way of validating your misinformation.

Also, if MD wants to say f*ck, the man earned it. It's people like him and posts about restoring his 'rust buckets' that keep this site going. If you guys want to side with the butt hurt allion gang, then by all means do so. You guys can have a site that discusses every aspect of the allion and how to mix your own octane boosters while causing brain damage when you breath in the hazardous chemicals. I think yo might need to brain damaged people on the site anyway, they are probably the only ones who would want to read allion thread after allion thread.

Listen, no offence to the new mods, you both are really great guys and it's been a pleasure talking to you, however, you seem to have caught the califonikan bug. Of all the automotive forums that I've been a part of, this is the only one that places more emphasis on not gettiing peoples feelings hurt than actually promoting talk and the exchange of ideas about cars. Seriously, go join any other forum and ask a stupid question, you would get your arse handed to you. Also, why all this talk about being nice to people? Everyone here is generally nice when it comes to n00bs and the only time they get insulted is when they ask something really stupid, like lets say; should I buy a car or SUV. If they get their feelings hurt, so what? you scared of a lawsuit? This whole thing is a real turn off. We are all adults here, so whats the big deal with Masterdon or anyone else saying f*ck? it gets censored to a PG-13 level anyway Madz, no offence, but, if you want this to be a place with professionals that dress up in suits and answer questions, then you should probably hire some. This is a forum like any other forum in the world, there would be a good side and a bad, it's both of these sides that make people come back. are you guys expecting this to be a place where some idiot keeps asking the same mundane question about an allion and expecting the rest of us to answer it even though we don't get paid to be here? This place was fine and peri was doing a good job at it. All you had to do to make things better was to put in more moderators to get rid of the trolls and troll posts, instead you are turning this into a train wreck by trying to turn everyone into saints and listening to some whiny butthurt f*ggots. Seriously take a look around at the people who actually contribute (and no, i'm not talking about our resident googlepappas) do you see then whining about the language? It's only the butthurt people that ask stupid questions that are crying bloody murder. Also I was a n00b here once. Got raped by VVTI, I turned out fine. We are on good terms now too Maybe you should have a test to see if these people who join the forums are men or eunuchs. The Don and Supra seem to be just making a big issue out of nothing and I am very surprised at you guys. We are all adults here and I think we can take a few insults and not contemplate suicide. Now how about doing something that actually matters and just get rid of the trolls? Again, I'm not trying to offend you guys, but I am very surprised at this new turn. Like it was mentioned before, you guys are suddenly trying to act like saints and turn this into a site for 12 year olds to discuss barbies new car.

On another note, how about you guys start by trying to end Sylvi's nonsense? His posts are verbal diarrhea and his advice is both dangerous to n00bs who know nothing about cars and insulting to this forum as a whole. You want to make this a better place? stop sylvi's b.s. and stop him from taking every single thread off topic and defending himself by saying he has 50 years experience and we come from whore mothers and went to third class schools. Before you guys talk about everyone else being rude and going O.T., how about dealing with this old prick?