My friend.........that quote was a joke, between myself, Ripper and Masterdon, with no reference to you..and in fact nothing whatsoever to do with you !!!
If you feel that your biological requirement is a good ole 'paddling' in a red boathouse, by all means, dont let me stop you.
Whatever floats your boat is fine by me
On the subject of mushrooms, seems to me, you've been smokin em, whilst paddling too.