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  1. Jor-el

    Nissan Presea

    Preseastic!!
  2. Totally irrelevant to the post but I was wondering if anyone has driven and compared the 1500CC axio and the 1600CC LanEX? is there a noticeable difference in acceleration? I have driven the lan but not the axio. EX felt way better than my CS3
  3. FED UP WITH POWER CUTS >_<

    1. asrock

      asrock

      yeah man specially at night without fans can't sleep in this heat.

  4. Toyota KDH burnt to a crisp at Irabadagama - Koshenwaththa area in Dankotuwa Police found 5 dead bodies inside http://www.hirunews.lk/sinhala/128257/%E0%B6%AF%E0%B6%82%E0%B6%9A%E0%B7%9C%E0%B6%A7%E0%B7%94%E0%B7%80%E0%B7%9A%E0%B6%AF%E0%B7%93-%E0%B7%80%E0%B7%91%E0%B6%B1%E0%B7%8A-%E0%B6%BB%E0%B6%AE%E0%B6%BA%E0%B6%9A%E0%B7%8A-%E0%B6%9C%E0%B7%92%E0%B6%B1%E0%B7%92%E0%B6%9C%E0%B7%99%E0%B6%B1-5%E0%B6%9A%E0%B7%8A-%E0%B6%B8%E0%B6%BB%E0%B7%94%E0%B6%A7
  5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hz7fa1DMhE
  6. Not at Kandy, the last time I went there they used those glove-like thingies
  7. OT : Dude whats wrong with your signature
  8. Happy New Year Guys!
  9. Happy New Year Autolankans!

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    2. hrm

      hrm

      Happy New Year to all AutoLankans.

    3. PreseaLover

      PreseaLover

      Happy new year joey, @sathya @matro, and hrm... :) May all your car dreams come true... @sathya- will you be a doctor this year? if so i can come take medi from you :D

    4. sathyajithj99

      sathyajithj99

      Ha ha! Yes machan, sure. Wish you da same

  10. Merry Xmas everyone!
  11. LOL DIY mileage tampering
  12. I vote the swift, based on kusumsiri's remarks
  13. Owner be like: I did it for the lulz
  14. Congrats Shalika, best of luck with your Mazda... May we see her? Some pics would be nice
  15. -A poem by an alto owner: බෝඩිමෙන් බෝඩිමට ටොන් ගණන් බර ඇද්ද; ගිනියමට කවුළු හැර රථගාලෙ කල් මැරුව; කොළඹ ප්‍රාඩෝ අතර ට්‍රැෆික් වල තෙල් බිව්ව; උඹේ රතු තොල් අස්සෙ සීරුවට සිල් බින්ද; කතන්දර තවත් ඇත අපිම විතරක් දන්න; බෙන්ස් මොන්ටෙරෝ දිහා මගේ ඇස් යනවා ඇති ඒ බැලුම් දකිනකොට උඹට දුක හිතෙනවැති සැප රියට ඇරුණු දොර උඹට මට වැහෙනු ඇති ඉවසපං බඩගින්න අපිට දුර යන්න හැකි ---- ප්‍රතිභා. Author
  16. Yep, remember those hybrid importers that got affected by 2015 interim budget? They succeeded in persuading gov. to exclude their vehicles from tax hike... http://www.lankatruth.com/home/sinhala/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=14209%3A2015-02-27-06-05-01&catid=41%3Alocal&Itemid=74
  17. NEW TRAFFIC LANE LAW EFFECTIVE FROM TOMORROW - Police will be monitoring the route from Jayanthipura to Colombo on the Sri Jayewardenepura road. Any violations will lead to an arrest. In due course, the law will be implemented against reckless drivers around the city, along other main roads. (hirunews)

  18. NEW TRAFFIC LANE LAW EFFECTIVE FROM TOMORROW - Police will be monitoring the route from Jayanthipura to Colombo on the Sri Jayewardenepura road. Any violations will lead to an arrest. In due course, the law will be implemented against reckless drivers around the city, along other main roads. (hirunews)

  19. TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." "A WITCH ??. . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TAKING MY TEETH WITH HER."
  20. lol yes, its a galant lambda (JDM) The Super Touring version came with opera lights, Sapporo is what it called in the EU market AFAIK... Floor is yours again
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