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Well Guy's you Don't have to worry about the after sales services of Agents DPMC Because they will only take out the sales process of Ford Cars But the will continue to Service & maintain spares for Ford Cars!!!

Well I once met the Sales Manager & He told me that they have stop selling Ford cars & they will concentrate on mainly Cherry QQ & a little of Ford 4x4 Ranger only!!!

Well Machang I don't know about 2000 Model... Well I have a Ford Laser 1997 with GB-39** Registration & It was recently valued at (1.4 Mil) By the insurance company!!! Anyway no idea about 2000 Model

c******o "ON THE SPOT" being On The Spot!!!

No No Bro , Its not the Octane level !!! Its the Methane Level!!!

Hey Guy's Any photo's of this event???

Hi Machang, Aiyo I dont know , I only have my Beat Barrel on my pipe line , I had removed 3 barrels including the Catalic Convertor

Hi Shivanka, Well buddy, I have the Fastest Ford in Colombo...lol!!! Hmmmmm my RPM sometimes goes up & then come down when its idle, Maybe you have to check the Airflow sensor!!! As your gear issue there could be a problem with your clutch pump & its washers, Last week I had the same problem & I took the car to the agents David Pieris Motor Company. They replaced the Clutch M/Pump R/Kit, Clutch Slave CY/R Kit, Clutch P/Washers & S/CY/W Asheres......!!! I dont know what the hell those are but they charged me 6,254.00 including labor charges. Now it works really well. You can call DPMC & check both ur problems out. Regards, Shiran

Hi Guy's, Well My opinion is that the Sri Lankan Traffic Cops don't have proper training & Some of them have not seated for their O/L examinations too... Most of the time they create traffic at a junction, But I have to say sometimes they ease up traffic when it's jammed, Well I asked one of my uncle's who was a former IGP about this cops makes traffic jams!!! Well he said cops get to a Junction or a Traffic light Junction one they get to know there's a jam!!! Well i didn't believe him at all...lol!!! Hey MADS, by the way two weeks ago on Saturday night the Poya Day I was stopped by Narahenpita Traffic OIC (The big Tall Guy) at around 10pm near Apollo Hospital Junction. He asked me weather I was drunk & when I said no, he bought it. Then he requested me that he needs to check the car & once I opened the boot it was full of empty packets of Bite's, Tissues & empty cups!!! I was caught red handed!!! Well I was on the way home from a Street Party & we had White Label Arrack!!! Hmmmm I tried my best to get away & I also asked one PC weather I could give them something!!! Well the PC replied saying because I got caught to the Traffic OIC that I have no chance!!! Three cops got into the car & they drove me to Narahenpita cop shed near milk board & they explained me how the test tube attached the balloon changes in to Green colour if your drunk!!! So I started blowing the balloon slowly pumping air from outside my mouth, well I blew half of the balloon & gave it to the cop & he wanted me to blow it to maximum size, I started blowing slowly & once it was full I opened my eyes for a surprise!!! THE DAMN THING HAS NOT CHANGED THE COULUR AT ALL!!! & I WAS STILL FEELING HIGH!!! The cop was surprised & was showing it to all the cops around him!!! Few minutes later the Traffic OIC came & he was surprised too!!! They were really pissed with me & asked me to sit outside!!! (If anyone blow's the Balloon & if it doesn’t change colour the Cop station has to pay the Cost $$$$ of the Tube & Balloon to the government) Oh man that was the very first balloon I blowed, & it failed to catch me... So what was the Cause, I was really high at that time, was it my luck???, or was it DCSL White Label Arrack??? or an expired Test tube??? Hmmmm I really don't know!!! Anyway I had to be seated outside for 15 minutes & a PC came out to me with my ID Card & License & said "WERY SORRY SIR FOR THE INCONVENIOUNCE CAUSED" I was laughing my guts out & again went to in to say good bye to the OIC & I said "I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS NOT DRUNK" He was DEAD PISSED with me & said "SORRY SIR" Oh man that was one of the happiest moments of my life...lol!!! Hmmmm So that was my Official Debut "BLOW JOB" Guys!!! Well I have to say that I enjoyed it very much!!!...lol

Machang didn't you know that ??? Toyota + Nissan = Hyper Twin CAM CVT Machang the Toyota logo in the second one is Up Side Down!!!

WOW... Reely Cool!!! Keep up the Good Work Madz...!!!

Thanx, Cheers buddy !!! You're a life saver !!! Hey Milinda... Forget about the cost of the gadget !!! Just imagine the waste of time & the drama you have to go through !!!! But the best of em all is when We are doing over 100 KM/h.... & when the detector starts beeping , you slow down & the feeling you get when you pass the "Jack Assed" Cops !!! Ha ha ha ha yippeeeee !!! Ohhhh la laaaa It's a Wonderful feeling!!!! Yeah !!!

Hey guy's I got copped in front of Panagoda Army Camp Last night. They showed me the meter reading as 65 KM/h W.T.F.!!! I was on the way towards Colombo from Meegoda at arround 11.30PM. The worst part is after Maharagama I took the Mirihana Road to Nugegoda & Just before Mirihana Police Station I got copped again in front of Udahamulla Bus Depot . The meter reading was 64 KM/h... W.T.F. I am really feeling bad without a Radar Detector guys!!! Shall we all get together & Find a way to import a whole bunch of Radar detectors for a quantity discounted price ??? If anyone have a extra one I wouldn't mind buying one right away ... So what do you say guy's???..........

Hey Guys I really can't understand the difference of Public Road & Public Toilet after seeing this on last Friday evening. This is the Road adjoining Kirimandala Mawatha & Daabare Mawatha off Colombo 05, In between Two major Hospitals (Asiri Surgical & Oasis) in Sri Lanka!!! This road was in the same condition for a more that 15 years !!! Guys....Check out the Public Toilet..... & I wonder what the Banana Trees used for ..... Toilet paper ???? http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3973/dsc00023ts1.jpg http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7635/dsc00024vq5.jpg http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/5426/dsc00025vm7.jpg

Here's two Pics of Nigels Super Duper Magically Tuned Land Rover Series 2 , Check out the size of its Wheels , But those are the wheels he WON the race in Record Breaking Timing!!! http://img170.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00011xb9.jpg http://img504.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00012ze9.jpg

Ane Pls post it to me also [email protected]

Ya Machang, You should post the picture's without the registration number!!!

Well Nigel took part on 4x4 challange @ waters Edge last year or year before, He came first with a timing of 45 Seconds , Beleve me.... the second place timing was 2 Minutes ...something !!! Great ha??? He has his own garage at thalahena Battaramulla & he is a hell of a machanic too!!! He studied Aeronotical Engineering after passing out from German Tech... .... Hey guy's, By the way did anyone see a Ford Laser kicking some ass at the 4x4 challange at Waters Edge on sunday after the event???

Yes, Land Rover Nigel will not participate this time!!!

Hey People, How about Nigel (Bruce Motorsports). I think he's the best!!! I think he is a miracle mechanic!!! He recently tuned my car to accelerate like a rocket!!! He usually dosen’t work on cars, but he did it as a favour!!! Well i have seen him repairing a lot of Landrover's & Defenders, Converting Landrover series jeeps in to Defenders, and other 4x4 jeeps etc.... So I personally feel that he's the best!!!

When Im behind the wheel, 165 Km/h On Did not MaxOut , "Cops issued Speed ticket " Ford Laser 1995 Dual Carb 1500CC SHOC Petrol Engine, Down Koralawella Stretch in 2002. 150 Km/h Maxed Out On Toyota Dolphin Van LH113 2L Diesel Engine, Down Seeduwa Stretch, Colombo-Katu Road in 2003. 120 Km/h Maxed Out On Nissan Datsun 40-Sri Double Cab 2400CC Non Turbo Diesel Engine, Down Attidiya Road in 2006.

Hey guys who the f**k thinks that absent drivers are the only first class drivers in Sri lanka!!! Anyways you guys planned it very well so that you can cut off all the 4 X 4 Pro's. I have one question, Why the f**k the organizers kept NIGEL out of the challenge. It was a Hugh plan by few organizers to cut him out coz they new he would be a definite winner!!! I personally think that he's a one of the best Mechanic's & a Driver in Sri Lanka. If anyone dares to challenge him, Please come forward & let me know. So I will be waiting for any hero's....................