Bathroom Habbits

[noaim]

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''

2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''

5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''

6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

7. ''Now how did that get there?''

8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''

10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''

14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''

15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

[sharkster]

OK i hate to say this but ive seen it but it wasnt a forward...actually saw it on d web n dude however many times i read dat out to frnz dey jus keep laughin harder jus as i am now...

gud stuff

[Pericles]

I haven't

[noaim]

\m/ (>_<) \m/

[Watchman]

You know, there nothing like spontaneously banging on the door of an occupied stall, and yelling at the person to come out… sure scares the s**t out of the occupant.. in a way, we help the person inside do what they’re doing.. :)

[noaim]

Hey dilesh u made me recollect something from my hajj trip early this yr.. Lol.. During hajj weve got like 4 days in which we stay in like camps.. lol.. so toilets r kinda per camp, like 20 toilets per camp (dont ask me how mny ppl) lol. umm u gotta like sharel. LOL.. But i noticed one day, there was this man banging on a toilet door, yelling for the man inside to come out, cos he was in a hurry, so the person inside, whips out the water spray, and sprays the person outside wit water from underneath the door.. It seems thats like a common thing to keep people from banging, when one is inside! LOL

[sharkster]

Hey dilesh u made me recollect something from my hajj trip early this yr.. Lol.. During hajj weve got like 4 days in which we stay in like camps.. lol.. so toilets r kinda per camp, like 20 toilets per camp (dont ask me how mny ppl) lol. umm u gotta like sharel. LOL.. But i noticed one day, there was this man banging on a toilet door, yelling for the man inside to come out, cos he was in a hurry, so the person inside, whips out the water spray, and sprays the person outside wit water from underneath the door.. It seems thats like a common thing to keep people from banging, when one is inside! LOL

OMG thats hilarious!!!!!ROFL

[noaim]

oh and i swear i saw this pakistani come out of a toilet and ask the person banging " what? " in urdu, and then going back to his business.. lol ... damn funny, shoulda seen the face of the guy banging the door, he jus left! LOL...

[AMG]

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''

2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''

5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''

6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

7. ''Now how did that get there?''

8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''

10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''

14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''

15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

Really Good One

Never seen this before...