Irish Daughter

[sharkster]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time?

Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not

understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a

prostitute....." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!

You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-as ye wish. I just came back to

give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a

savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex

and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible

that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a

breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my

new yacht in the Riviera, and...." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?"

says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff,

sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a

Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

[dragster]

  Sparko said:

Oh my god.......Shak frm where do u find these...

he does a part time job at "fun town" and "joke for the day"

[noaim]

Hmmm.... marrying a prostitute in the states not a bad idea eh!

[unknown]

this worth to think