Life Sucks When You Are ........

[Duncan]

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, 'That's no problem. How many do you want?'

The man answered, 'Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.'

The pharmacist said 'That won't do you any good.'

The elderly gentleman said 'That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't wee on my shoes'

[dhp]

The one thing about Viagra is that u have to take it with lots of water. cos if gets stuck in your throat, you could get a stiff neck...