Proverbs

[fuzzo]

Chinese PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget

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and the mother of all proverbs

Man who go to sleep with sexual problem wakes up with solution in hand.

[Pericles]

Heard those

[sharkster]

Heard those

post whoring

[fuzzo]

post whoring

atleastyou are honest about it.

[Watchman]

post whoring

ok, dont laugh at me, but what does "post whoring" mean? cos i can understand the 2 words used by them selves, but together i'm like HUH?

[sharkster]

atleastyou are honest about it.

i was referrin to pericles

ok, dont laugh at me, but what does "post whoring" mean? cos i can understand the 2 words used by them selves, but together i'm like HUH?

to post on forums for the sake of posting/to post useless things to raise your post count

which is wat we do best

[Watchman]

i was referrin to pericles

to post on forums for the sake of posting/to post useless things to raise your post count

which is wat we do best

ohh!! thanks!!!!

hehe.. i think i justdid it too with this post..

[fuzzo]

ohh!! thanks!!!!

hehe.. i think i justdid it too with this post..

yes Dilesh...you post is totally useless