Post-Whoring

[Morgoth]

samsung

This is the site which I used with good results, and it has codes for samsung. Nothing to lose by trying it out.

http://www.dvdexploder.com/

If that doesn't work go to the Samsung agents here, Sinhagiri. They may be able to do something

Edit: Oh crap, this has become a pay site now. Used to be free sometime ago. Maybe best to try sinhagiri then

[Overdrive]

This is the site which I used with good results, and it has codes for samsung. Nothing to lose by trying it out.

http://www.dvdexploder.com/

If that doesn't work go to the Samsung agents here, Sinhagiri. They may be able to do something

Edit: Oh crap, this has become a pay site now. Used to be free sometime ago. Maybe best to try sinhagiri then

Dont mind paying as long as it works machan..Hey bro thanks for the Info, U see good things do come out of forums!!

[noaim]

How'd this happen!?

[fuzzo]

guess he wanted all 4 tires changed....at once!

[noaim]

guess he wanted all 4 tires changed....at once!

Or pole jumping!!

[ash]

UFO fallen from sky...

[GihanFX]

If you receive a phone call on your mobile from any person, saying that, he or she is a company engineer, or tells that they're checking your mobile line, and you have to press # 90 or #09 or any other number. End this call immediately without pressing any numbers.

There is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your "SIM" card and make calls at your expense.

All mobile users pay attention if you receive a phone call and your mobile phone displays (XALAN) on the screen don't answer the call, END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY, if you answer the call, your phone will be infected by a virus. This virus will erase all IMEI and IMSI information from both your phone and your SIM card, which will make your phone unable to connect with the telephone network. You will have to buy a new phone.

This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3 Million mobile phones being infected by this virus in all around the world now. You can also check this news in the CNN web site.

[Pericles]

Hey Memphis, nice userbar man AutoLanka user? howd u manage that? made one of ur own?

[KLM]

Some bad news, guys. Chuck Norris has died.

[Memphis]

Hey Memphis, nice userbar man AutoLanka user? howd u manage that? made one of ur own?

Yeah man.. was bored at work.. so gave it a shot.. came out ok i guess

Here it is.. if you guys wanna use it

[Andrew_GTR]

Some bad news, guys. Chuck Norris has died.

heheheh ..... Gud One !!!!!!!!!

[Overdrive]

heheheh ..... Gud One !!!!!!!!!

almost told others before reading the full story!!

[unknown]

i try to check on msn before reading whole story

good one dude

[KLM]

almost told others before reading the full story!!

Your first thought should have been, "That can't be. Chuck Norris will never die".

[sharkster]

Some bad news, guys. Chuck Norris has died.

oh crap i never thot it was earthly possible ...oh well here's a dedication to him

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as R*D B*LL.

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

[KLM]

Not bad, Shark. I hadn't seen some of those before. Which is saying something.

Anyways, you missed a few important ones.

One day Chuck Norris decided to chew on a lump of coal and when he spat it out, it was a diamond.

Chuck Norris once tried not eating anything for fourteen years. Just for the fun of it. When he stopped he ate a bear. Whole.

Chuck Norris has never been heard to fart. Opinion is divided as to why. Philosophers say that if Chuck farts and no-one is around to hear it, then who is to say that he farted at all? Doctors say that due to his high protein diet he should fart a lot but does not and therefore is a miracle of modern-day medicine. Bodybuilders who claim to know Chuck say that he holds it in to make himself even stronger. Female fans say that he is such a gentleman that he would never fart anyway. Chemical weapons experts say that were Chuck to fart every living thing in a twelve-mile radius would die almost instantly.

Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open. That way no-one can creep up on him and surprise him.

Some so-called "tough guys" can claim to flatten a beer-can against their head. Chuck Norris can flatten a beer keg against his head. Once someone challenged him to do so and he did. Five times. And then roundhouse-kicked the guy who challenged him - so hard that that guy can now only drink liquids through a straw.

Many people say that these facts about Chuck Norris are nonsensical jokes made up to make people laugh. They claim that Chuck Norris is a nice guy, a gentle, all-American family man to whom the average Joe can relate to. If you are one of these people, I pity you. You will die a horrible and painful death, most likely the victim of a roundhouse kick, as you have been lulled into a false sense of security by Chuck's brilliant false persona. Watch your back. In fact, look behind you right now...

Chuck can catch a bullet in his teeth. He learnt how to do this after practicing for seven years.

In many movies the hero is shot at by evil henchmen and the bullets never hit him. This also happens in Chuck Norris movies, but the difference is that he insists they use real bullets, which never hit him because they are too scared. Legend has it that a bullet did hit him once and he squeezed it out of his arm, chewed it to a pulp and then spat it out. Astronomers estimate it should be approaching the Sirius system as this is written.

Chuck Norris's bite is worse than his bark.

Chuck Norris could hurt a fly. And has, on many occasions.

Chuck Norris's favourite movie is The Little Mermaid. If you think this is funny, you will be dead soon.

Chuck Norris was once asked what super power he would ask for if he could have one. He said invisibility. May God have mercy on us all that this never happens.

Chuck Norris has a powerful brain. At a children's party he once ate a Gran Turismo CD and the game started showing through his eyes, and the kids used his fingers to play.

Chuck Norris has a titanium toilet. I think you can imagine why.

Chuck Norris was on the first flight completely run by women, including pilots, navigators and cabin crew. When he was invited to the "cockpit", he told them they shouldn't call it that anymore, and laughed so hard that all the passengers on the aircraft went deaf for about two hours. This is recorded by many historians as being the funniest joke ever. If you don't agree, you will be dead soon.

[sharkster]

Not bad, Shark. I hadn't seen some of those before. Which is saying something.

Anyways, you missed a few important ones.

i think i repeatd a few u postd before...does chuck norris not repeat? uh oh...

[Hola]

Sad to see that lot of threads are beign closed and asked to move away do to personal opinions... We open up a topic in order to get the relevant attention individualy...Any how try to come up with a solution for this sonn, a policy would be fine.

Any how see below

Hi Guys,

As you see there are lot of new hip hop RnB artist in Sri Lanka who has a blend of tamil, sinhala and english music. Iraj Krishan Chinthy are making such a big scene with their urban styles. Now it is so good to see there are Sinhala songs been played in the most posh clubs in SL. The urban lyrics with people like Wasantha Dukgannarala and people from Centigradez are so nice to listen and to be proud of. Not forgeting Bathiya Santhush who is well known of helping the new artists. And these artist are making big money for sure. Iraj's debut album sold over 100,000copies, if it werent for the cheap copies this would have been doubled. Say a artist earns 100 from the sell price of 500..so 100 rupees into 100,000copies - guess how much they earn. So these guys have taken sinhala music to the next step...Great work!

Whats your opinion and credits over these young local new artist?

Hola

[sharkster]

Sad to see that lot of threads are beign closed and asked to move away do to personal opinions... We open up a topic in order to get the relevant attention individualy...Any how try to come up with a solution for this sonn, a policy would be fine.

we r tryin our best to regulate the non-automotive threads here...the name says it all if u havent noticed "autoLanka.com" so if u wish to divert from the trend u r welcome to pack up...its not personal opinion...its public so fite it out wit d rest...

[Pericles]

we r tryin our best to regulate the non-automotive threads here...the name says it all if u havent noticed "autoLanka.com" so if u wish to divert from the trend u r welcome to pack up...its not personal opinion...its public so fite it out wit d rest...

Ditto. For the life of me, can't see the need to discuss that here.

Now if u were to discuss summin like "what sorta music to u like to play when driving", as mundane as that is, it would be more fitting.

Edited April 27, 2006 by Pericles

[Hola]

Ok then....

Can someone delete that post please? Lets talk waht local songs you play in ur car stereo

[Pericles]

Shocking. I've passed Fuzzo in posts ..... What is the world coming to?

And on that note, good night everybody!! See ya'll tomorrow!!

[Overdrive]

This is what we need in SL....

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/6D437E0...4BCB22628CB.htm

[Hola]

Post whore race

[Pericles]

Post whore race

This coming from the leading poster yesterday (50+). And more than 50% of those posts can be classified as post whore threads