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xXx · May 3, 2006

in these scrolling signatures ive noticed sum ppl endorsing the fact that they'r 'single males'...i hope its not sum attempt to pull a chick on d forum...wrong pick-up joint boys jus messin

desperate times call for desperate measures j/k

Watchman · May 3, 2006

pls do tell us how your fared on the other forums... i still see your passenger seat is empty!

hahaha!!! good one!

Pericles · May 3, 2006

pls do tell us how your fared on the other forums... i still see your passenger seat is empty!

It debuted on other forums at the same time as this, and I aint been posting on the other forums that much

Besides, weight savings. Like that Golf GTI Fast add

Hola · May 3, 2006

Hi Guys,

Did you see the ad on the Sunday newspaper which got picture classifieds? A place in Panadura had advertised an Amp plus Subwoofer for the car for only 9975? Any idea whther its good? I need one to my car, and that amount is good....

Hola

noaim · May 4, 2006

Sharky.. ur new wallpaper! lol!

sharkster · May 4, 2006

Sharky.. ur new wallpaper! lol!

lol! very cool thanks man

noaim · May 4, 2006

No problem..

fuzzo · May 4, 2006

It's a long read, but it well worth it!

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"

offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an

actual class assignment:

The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a

new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person

will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right.

As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a

short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send

another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then

add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending

another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph,

and so on back-and-forth.

Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the

story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of these

emails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.

The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of his English students:

Rebecca and Gary.

THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca)

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The

chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now

reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he

liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind

off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about

him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of

the question.

(second paragraph by Gary)

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron

now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about

than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with

whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to

Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar

orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could

sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a

hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him

flying out of his seat and across the ****pit.

(Rebecca)

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt

one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who

had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its

pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4.

"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel",

Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously

excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her

youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no

newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of

innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one

lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Gary)

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live.

Thousands of miles above the city, the Anudrian mothership launched

the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks

who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the

congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien

empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours

after the passage of the treaty the Anudrian ships were on course for

Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no

one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan.

The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The

President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean

floor off

the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which

vaporized poor, stupid Laurie.

(Rebecca)

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My

writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

(Gary)

Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose

attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. " Oh, shall I

have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F--KING TEA??? Oh

no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many

Danielle Steele novels!"

(Rebecca)

As*h@le.

(Gary)

B*tch!

(Rebecca)

F**K YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!

(Gary)

In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.

(TEACHER)

A+ - I really liked this one.

noaim · May 4, 2006

Gud one!

sharkster · May 4, 2006

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL fuz dat was f**king brilliant!!! im gettin ideas

noaim · May 4, 2006

TEEN COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave 'em in the middle)

noaim · May 4, 2006

sharkster · May 4, 2006

compliments of monamonu

"Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I'm your announcer Richard

Small. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up...

Lineup:

In lane 1. Passionate Lady

In lane 2. Bare Belly

In lane 3. Silk Panties

In lane 4. Conscience

In lane 5. Jockey Shorts

In lane 6. Clean Sheets

In lane 7. Thighs

In lane 8. Big Dick

In lane 9. Heavy Bosom

In lane 10. Merry Cherry

THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.

Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.

Heavy Bosom is being pressured.

Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous

spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in.

Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.

Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.

Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.

Big Dick is making a final drive.

Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and

Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.

It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust

and wins by a head...

Bare Belly shows...

Thighs weakens...

Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance."

Watchman · May 4, 2006

compliments of monamonu

"Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I'm your announcer Richard

Small. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up...

Lineup:

In lane 1. Passionate Lady

In lane 2. Bare Belly

In lane 3. Silk Panties

In lane 4. Conscience

In lane 5. Jockey Shorts

In lane 6. Clean Sheets

In lane 7. Thighs

In lane 8. Big Dick

In lane 9. Heavy Bosom

In lane 10. Merry Cherry

THEY'RE OFF!!!

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and

Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.

It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust

and wins by a head...

Bare Belly shows...

Thighs weakens...

Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance."

thought this was a poem and read a verse in the middle first and was like "what the !!!!"..

then went right to the top and started reading...

Pericles · May 4, 2006

thought this was a poem and read a verse in the middle first and was like "what the !!!!"..

then went right to the top and started reading...

And now we know the secret of Dilesh's ADD. Doesn't read the whole thing.

Watchman · May 4, 2006

And now we know the secret of Dilesh's ADD. Doesn't read the whole thing.

hahah! funny funny!

well, this particular post was very long, which is why i read a bit in the middle

Cham-X · May 4, 2006

Guys and Girls....do ur duty and vote for Ms. Sri Lanka.....

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

vote can be cast at the botom right hand corner....and guess who is leading???? amazing huh....

Memphis · May 4, 2006

Guys and Girls....do ur duty and vote for Ms. Sri Lanka.....

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

vote can be cast at the botom right hand corner....and guess who is leading???? amazing huh....

No wonder she's leading... every sri lankan with access to a computer seems to be voting

Too bad this vote won't amount to anything at the actual pagent. But I think we have a chance this time around anyways ....

Pericles · May 4, 2006

Guys and Girls....do ur duty and vote for Ms. Sri Lanka.....

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

vote can be cast at the botom right hand corner....and guess who is leading???? amazing huh....

Damn, when I first saw this, she was around 6th with some 600 votes. Can't be more than a week. Moved thru three and 2 while I monitors. Last 2 days, Explosion! nearly 3000 votes!!

BTW, this thing checks for IPs when voting. But I managed two, 1 from home 1 from work Try it out!

Edited May 4, 2006 by Pericles

sharkster · May 4, 2006

BTW, this thing checks for IPs when voting. But I managed two, 1 from home 1 from work Try it out!

that wud b d case wit any online poll :blink:

Watchman · May 4, 2006

Guys and Girls....do ur duty and vote for Ms. Sri Lanka.....

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

vote can be cast at the botom right hand corner....and guess who is leading???? amazing huh....

didnt someone bring this up couple of days ago? someone even put up a pic of her..

Memphis · May 4, 2006

didnt someone bring this up couple of days ago? someone even put up a pic of her..

One word ... 'Hysteria'

sharkster · May 4, 2006

didnt someone bring this up couple of days ago? someone even put up a pic of her..

dude im sad to say u put goldfish to shame

fuzzo · May 4, 2006

GihanFX · May 4, 2006

Damn, when I first saw this, she was around 6th with some 600 votes. Can't be more than a week. Moved thru three and 2 while I monitors. Last 2 days, Explosion! nearly 3000 votes!!

BTW, this thing checks for IPs when voting. But I managed two, 1 from home 1 from work Try it out!

12 votes from me... he he :blink: