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No Offence to tata owners....THIS IS ONLY A JOKE

How do you Upgrade a TATA?

A: Put in an engine.

Q: Why do TATA's have heated rear windows?

A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.

Q. What's the difference between a TATA and the principal's office?

A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the TATA's user's manual?

A: The train & bus schedule.

A man goes to a parts garage:

Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a TATA please?"

Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."

Q: What is the sport-version of TATA?

A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a TATA at the top of a hill?

A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call two TATA's at the top of a hill?

A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a TATA with dual exhausts?

A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: How do you double the value of a TATA ?

A: Half fill it with petrol!

Q: What do you call a TATA with brakes?

A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your TATA gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?

A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.

Q: What is the TATA owner's most ardent wish?

A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a TATA with a seat belt?

A: A rucksack.

Q: How do you make a TATA go faster uphill?

A: Throw out the passenger.

Q: How do you make a TATA go faster downhill?

A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What do you call a TATA with a flat tire?

A: A write off.

TATA has announced a new 16 Valve model for 2006.

8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.

- I can see you've got a new car - a TATA!

- Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.

- What was the first prize then?

- A fruit-basket.

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Well guys I have noticed the quality of posts were gradually diminishing due to the "post counter" on this new forum i.e rat race to B the highest post(whor)ers Therefore I hope MADZ wouldnt mind

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fuzzo Newbie

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No Offence to tata owners....THIS IS ONLY A JOKE

How do you Upgrade a TATA?

A: Put in an engine.

no worries... only dilesh is a future tata owner... and according to your post, he is already planned his first upgrade :)

No machang, it doesnt have blue tooth..Jeeze....in vein

it should have an infra red port, then use that to download the pics... ofcourse your laptop should have IR as well

sharkster Newbie

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No machang, it doesnt have blue tooth..Jeeze....in vein

wats ur fone cos most older samsungs cant transfer pics thru IR...best bet is the data cable if not the only way of doin it

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nadskit Newbie

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Jealousy rears in ugly head in many forms. Even in the form of married guys..... At least madmax cleared me to use the car as long as I wanted when he realised what was going on. Proper friend. If a friend is likely to get laid, help him out...

MEN..!!!! :)

Pericles Newbie

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MEN..!!!! :)

Madam, ur looking at the closest thing to the 40 year old virgin in SL..... OK so I got a long time to go to get to 40.... :lol:

But nothing wrong in helping a friend get laid :lol:

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noaim Newbie

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Madam, ur looking at the closest thing to the 40 year old virgin in SL..... OK so I got a long time to go to get to 40.... :D

But nothing wrong in helping a friend get laid ;)

How long 10 more yrs?! lol.. Dont we have escort services here :):lol::lol:

nadskit Newbie

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No machang, it doesnt have blue tooth..Jeeze....in vein

Guys now dont laugh @ me when I ask this..but what can this bluetooth device do? and how much does one cost? as my knowledge is very low when it comes 2 phones..

noaim Newbie

noaim

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Guys now dont laugh @ me when I ask this..but what can this bluetooth device do? and how much does one cost? as my knowledge is very low when it comes 2 phones..

:), jus kidding..

Say u need to send an Image from ur fone 2 ur laptop or pc, but u dont have a cable, your fone supports bluetooth and like how u could send that image to another friends bluetooth fone, u can send images and whatever else to ur laptop or pc using the dongle.. Simply you jus use it to send stuff from ur fone to pc & vice versa..

nadskit Newbie

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:), jus kidding..

Say u need to send an Image from ur fone 2 ur laptop or pc, but u dont have a cable, your fone supports bluetooth and like how u could send that image to another friends bluetooth fone, u can send images and whatever else to ur laptop or pc using the dongle.. Simply you jus use it to send stuff from ur fone to pc & vice versa..

ok..cool..well my phone says bluetooth @ infrared and some thing about packet data bla..bla..bla, is it the same thing? and do I have 2 buy this device seperately? if so how much is it?

noaim Newbie

noaim

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ok..cool..well my phone says bluetooth @ infrared and some thing about packet data bla..bla..bla, is it the same thing? and do I have 2 buy this device seperately? if so how much is it?

Bluetooth & Infra Red are 2 different features.. and yes ma'am u have to buy the Dongle seperately, something between 1500 - 3000 rs ..

Pericles Newbie

Pericles

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www.bluetooth.com READ!!

If u have bluetooth ..... u need to brush more often. Try a whitening toothpaste.. :)

nadskit Newbie

nadskit

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Hey..hey..hey I told yoll not 2 make fun of me when I ask this.. yoll are sounding like my office collegues now.. :) i mainly use a mob for calls n sms's so i was not much interested in the other features it has..but will consult nokia sometime later..anyways thanks 4 da info..

Pericles Newbie

Pericles

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Hey..hey..hey I told yoll not 2 make fun of me when I ask this.. yoll are sounding like my office collegues now.. :) i mainly use a mob for calls n sms's so i was not much interested in the other features it has..but will consult nokia sometime later..anyways thanks 4 da info..

I'm not making fun of u per say. I've always been amused by the term "bluetooth". I'm easily amused :lol:

Watchman Newbie

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no worries... only dilesh is a future tata owner... and according to your post, he is already planned his first upgrade :)

hehehee!

yeah! i've got the upgrade but not the car yet!! :D

xXx Newbie

xXx

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Guys now dont laugh @ me when I ask this..but what can this bluetooth device do? and how much does one cost? as my knowledge is very low when it comes 2 phones..

WOMEN ! ! !

nadskit Newbie

nadskit

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Hi Everyone,

A bit embarrassing really, but because of my current situation (debts, living expenses, etc.),

there will be a garage sale on Saturday at my place. (If you're going to come, let me know

and I'll e-mail you my address and the directions).

My family and I are finding it a bit difficult with money at the moment.

We've therefore decided to have a garage sale and hopefully we'll get back on our feet.

Desperate times call for desperate measures!! We're sure that we will get out

of this mess sooner or later but in the meantime, I have to do what I have to do!

I've taken a photo of our garden displaying some of the small items for sale. So if you see

anything you like, please let me know as soon as possible.

Hope you can make it - counting on your supPORT

garden2xy.png

Pericles Newbie

Pericles

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Hi Everyone,

A bit embarrassing really, but because of my current situation (debts, living expenses, etc.),

there will be a garage sale on Saturday at my place. (If you're going to come, let me know

and I'll e-mail you my address and the directions).

My family and I are finding it a bit difficult with money at the moment.

We've therefore decided to have a garage sale and hopefully we'll get back on our feet.

Desperate times call for desperate measures!! We're sure that we will get out

of this mess sooner or later but in the meantime, I have to do what I have to do!

I've taken a photo of our garden displaying some of the small items for sale. So if you see

anything you like, please let me know as soon as possible.

Hope you can make it - counting on your supPORT

garden2xy.png

Sha, If u had a F430, I would have come for it :D

Good one, tho :D

fuzzo Newbie

fuzzo

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Sha, If u had a F430, I would have come for it :D

imagine the calibre of women you could have picked up with that peri.....

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