Post-Whoring

Rily · March 28, 2007

Supra_Natural said:

Oh No mate, its a manual!!! I have enough issues with it already thank you very much.... but what are the problems you've had??

Well the car's not mine its dad's but from front suspention, gear problems where it took time to change and belive me the list is long, but on its day its one hell of a car to drive

Supra_Natural · March 28, 2007

Rily said:

Well the car's not mine its dad's but from front suspention, gear problems where it took time to change and belive me the list is long, but on its day its one hell of a car to drive

same here, its actually my moms car... and Couldn't agree with you more mate, on its day, theres NOTHING that can touch it for sheer driving pleasure!!

Supra_Natural · March 28, 2007

and following up from my previous comment...

There, that looks more like it

Edited March 28, 2007 by Supra_Natural

Terabite · March 28, 2007

SHAI said:

A bit of an old one, but still good nevertheless.

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper

according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to

do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long

loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added

vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with

real passion fruit.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes

until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave

them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the

woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

Rnse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of

tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly

off.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the

woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind

this, there is something so very wrong with you.

Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!

haa.. good one.. woo woo to that

Supra_Natural said:

and following up from my previous comment...

There, that looks more like it

yup.. that's better

Hola · March 28, 2007

Devinda_Z · March 28, 2007

You might be a true Peugeot owner if..........

You try in vain to convince your neighbour that your 1985 505 is far superior

to his brand-new Lexus.

( 406 Vs. GS 300 vertex )

You double your cars resale value every time you fill the fuel tank.

You measure acceleration times with a calendar (Diesel non-turbo only)

You brag to your freinds about the time you changed the blower motor on

your 405.

You have crossed six lanes of grid-locked rush hour traffic just to get a

better look at another Peugeot.

You are convinced that the peeling clearcoat falling off your car will improve

your power-to-weight ratio.

You let you kid pay for his own college tuition so you can afford to restore

that 504 you bought.

You have more pictures of your Peugeot collection in your wallet than you

do of your wife and kids.

You have ever attached a Q-Tip to a coat hanger to clean those hard-to-reach

areas.

You dream of going to Jerusalem, Mecca, and Souchaux before you die.

After 10,000 miles without a check-engine light coming on, you take apart

the dash because you know the light must have burnt out.

You have a better set of repair manuals than your local dealer.

You lose sleep at night wondering if your mechanic retorqued you head

bolts properly.

You have ever traded a newer and more practical car for a Peugeot.

You vary the octane fuel you purchase depending on tempature and

altitude.

Your local dealer calls you for help locating parts

You hold a candlelight vigil every year on the 5th of August to mourn the

day in 1991 when Peugeot announced it was pulling out of America.

You can find Souchaux on a map easier than you can find New York,

Los Angeles, Chicago, or Atlanta.

AAA refuses to let you renew your membership.

GihanFX · March 28, 2007

Supra_Natural said:

and following up from my previous comment...

There, that looks more like it

Gud one bro

Supra_Natural · March 29, 2007

GihanFX said:

Gud one bro

heh heh.. thanks bro, and note the Land Rover owners response as well....

@ Devinda... None of them apply anymore... sorry mate.

GihanFX · March 29, 2007

Supra_Natural said:

heh heh.. thanks bro, and note the Land Rover owners response as well....

ha ha bt its true ne

Terabite · March 29, 2007

Hola said:

Is she trying to say that bush's wiener is this small !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hola · April 2, 2007

My new doggie!!! Just got him....

Devinda_Z · April 2, 2007

ado cute looking pup seems tiny! whats the breed?

miniace · April 2, 2007

Wow a cute seksy doggy Name?? ...male or female?? just like its father

miniace · April 2, 2007

Supra_Natural said:

and following up from my previous comment...

There, that looks more like it

I have seen this before...isnt it originally "you won't make it"???

Hola · April 2, 2007

Devinda_Z said:

ado cute looking pup seems tiny! whats the breed?

dash hound

miniace said:

Wow a cute seksy doggy Name?? ...male or female?? just like its father

ado mini here, too much harida its a he, and i didnt think of a name yet. I thought of DevZ

isurujosh · April 2, 2007

Hola said:

dash hound

ado mini here, too much harida its a he, and i didnt think of a name yet. I thought of DevZ

he! he! like father like son LOLZ LOLZ ... why not call him Hola-Junior

Hola · April 2, 2007

isurujosh said:

he! he! like father like son LOLZ LOLZ ... why not call him Hola-Junior

So you know the dog's father?

Ado this dog is cheaper than my mesh grill

GihanFX · April 2, 2007

Hola said:

So you know the dog's father?

Ado this dog is cheaper than my mesh grill

So what we getting for the fathers day machan ? Hola junior is the perfect name for ur Dog

Edited April 2, 2007 by GihanFX

Devinda_Z · April 2, 2007

Hola said:

I thought of DevZ

ado mé!!...i bare NO resemblance to that canine what so ever!!! (mama ochchara Kalu/Dumbruth naaa - ehtharam podith naa bung! )

since the general suggestions say Hola or Hola Jr - why not call it JUNIOR ? afterall its a small sized breed of Dog ne kohomatath those Daschunds

Edited April 2, 2007 by Devinda_Z

isurujosh · April 2, 2007

Devinda_Z said:

ado mé!!...i bare NO resemblance to that canine what so ever!!! (mama ochchara Kalu/Dumbruth naaa - ehtharam podith naa bung! )

since the general suggestions say Hola or Hola Jr - why not call is JUNIOR ? afterall its a small sized breed of Dog ne kohomatath those Daschunds

well said

Hola · April 2, 2007

GihanFX said:

So what we getting for the fathers day machan ? Hola junior is the perfect name for ur Dog

JuniorFx?

Devinda_Z said:

ado mé!!...i bare NO resemblance to that canine what so ever!!! (mama ochchara Kalu/Dumbruth naaa - ehtharam podith naa bung! )

machang you are not that fair ad handsome. And i created a new human skin color for you - beige. DevZ is beige

neXGen · April 2, 2007

Well.. the dog looks nice n cute.. but who's freakin hairy foot is that?? good grief.. gave me shivers thinking that the himalayan mountain man has arrived in SL jkz...

btw.. how many dogz ya got hola? i thought ya posted ya dogs pics quite on a while back on this very thread....

How bout naming it Samba? oh... sounds a bit "ricy" no? apologies.. i second holjun though.. i mean.. hola JR

Zz

GihanFX · April 2, 2007

neXGen said:

btw.. how many dogz ya got hola?

Zz

I think With Hola 3

Hola said:

JuniorFx?

No Jonior Hola sounds gud

Edited April 2, 2007 by GihanFX

Hola · April 2, 2007

neXGen said:

Well.. the dog looks nice n cute.. but who's freakin hairy foot is that?? good grief.. gave me shivers thinking that the himalayan mountain man has arrived in SL jkz...

btw.. how many dogz ya got hola? i thought ya posted ya dogs pics quite on a while back on this very thread....

How bout naming it Samba? oh... sounds a bit "ricy" no? apologies.. i second holjun though.. i mean.. hola JR

Zz

i have a ridgback, alsation, and now a dash hound, untill last december i had a dalmation and i had a lion pomnarian which died on Jan. So at one time i had 4 dogs