Branding Of Condoms...

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Branding of Condoms

Sainsbury's flavoured condoms.... (Supermarket chain)

Making life taste better.

Tesco's condoms.... (Supermarket chain)

Every little helps

Nike condoms.... (Shoes & stuff)

Just do it

Peugeot condoms.... (Cars)

The ride of your life

New Galaxy textured condoms.... (Chocolates)

Why have rubber when you can have silk?

KFC condoms.... (Chicken)

Finger licking good

Malteser's condoms.... (Chocolates)

They melt in your mouth not in your hands.

Safeway's condoms.... (Supermarket chain)

Lightening the load

Abbey National condoms.... (Bank)

Because life is complicated enough

Coca - Cola condoms.... (mmmm....)

The real thing

Duracell condoms.... (Battery)

You can just keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms.... (PC)

It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple

Pringles condoms.... (u know.. those eating stuff)

Once u pop u can’t stop

Burger king.... (Burger restaurant)

Home off the whopper

Goodyear condoms.... (Tyres)

For a long ride go wide

FCUK condoms... (French Connection U K- Clothing & stuff)

FCUK all night.

Muller light condoms.... (Yoghurt)

So much pleasure but where’s the pain?

Flash condoms.... (Flash player??? Not sure)

Just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work

Halifords condoms.... (Sell & hire cars... bikes and other stuff)

We go the extra mile

Royal mail condoms.... (UK mail service)

I saw this and thought of us

Andrex condoms.... (Toilet tissues)

Soft strong and very long

Renault condoms.... (Cars)

Size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms.... (Wood seals and paints)

Does exactly what it says on the packet

Domestos condoms.... (Cleaning agent...Bleach)

Gets rite under the rim!!

Heniken condoms.... (U know-Beer)

Reachers parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms.... (U know-Beer)

Probably the best condom in the world

AA condoms.... (Automobile Association)

For the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms.... (Eating stuff)

It’s a bit of an animal

Polo condoms.... (U know-Mint with the hole)

The condom with the hole (very poor seller)

Winders condoms.... (Watch??? Not sure)

Screaming 4 more.

Ribena condoms.... (Drink – like Potello)

Ohhhhh

PC World's condoms.... (PC selling place)

We're with u every step of the way

Halifax condoms.... (Bank)

Who gives you extra?

Davinna Maccall's condoms.... (No idea)

Don’t try this at home

Charmin condoms.... (Toilet tissues)

Break the habit (and use protection)

Tellietubbie condoms.... (Cartoon series...I guess)

Again again!!!

Cadburys condoms.... (Chocolates)

Give in2 your happiness

Kumala condoms.... (South African Wine???)

Perfect together

R*D B*LL condoms.... (Energy drink)

Gives u wings

Cadburys creme egg condoms.... (Egg shaped Chocolate-with cream centre)

How do u eat yours?

Craig David flavoured condoms.... (Singer)

Wots ya flava?

Heinz salad cream.... (Salads & ketchups)

It’s all goin on!

Sure crystal condoms.... (Deodorant)

Unbeatable against white marks

UGC cinema condoms.... (Cinema)

Coming soon

Lynx condoms.... (Body spray)

Because you never know when

Treseme condoms.... (Beauty products)

Used by professionals

Insette condoms.... (Hair care)

For that extra hold

Gillette condoms.... (Razor)

The best a man can get.

[sharkster]

gud stuff bro but only ppl who knw all the UK companies will understand those

[Pericles]

got about 80+% of that.

I want a Gillette I've always been obsessed with Gillette stuff

[Watchman]

Ya,l i didnt get some of them...

but i thought the POLO one was quite amusing..

[dragster]

ha ha good shit man.... ha ha my personal favourite would be coca-cola

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  sharkster said:

gud stuff bro but only ppl who knw all the UK companies will understand those

Will help I guess....

Check the original post

[noaim]

A guy goes into a pharmacy walks up to the pharmacist and asks him for some condoms. The pharmacist says: "well they come in packs of 3, 9, and 12". The kid says: "well im going to have dinner at her place tonight and after that were going out and i think im gonna get lucky and once she had me she wont be able to get enough, so better make it twelve". Meanwhile he goes home and gets ready and heads over to her house to have dinner and meet her parents. They sit down ready for dinner and they ask him to say grace. He says it and goes on and on and on... The girl leans over and says: "you didn't tell me you were such a religious person", and he leans back and says: "you didn't tell me your dad was a pharmacist".

[Pericles]

Heard that.

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  monamonu said:

A guy goes into a pharmacy walks up to the pharmacist and asks him for some condoms. The pharmacist says: "well they come in packs of 3, 9, and 12". The kid says: "well im going to have dinner at her place tonight and after that were going out and i think im gonna get lucky and once she had me she wont be able to get enough, so better make it twelve". Meanwhile he goes home and gets ready and heads over to her house to have dinner and meet her parents. They sit down ready for dinner and they ask him to say grace. He says it and goes on and on and on... The girl leans over and says: "you didn't tell me you were such a religious person", and he leans back and says: "you didn't tell me your dad was a pharmacist".

Seen that...

[Pericles]

  ash said:

Malteser's condoms.... (Chocolates)

They melt in your mouth not in your hands.

Isn't that M&M's marketing slogan?

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  Pericles said:

Heard that.

yeah I've heard it too.. but it's cool what I heard differes a bit... he sort of tells him that he's gona get lucky with the sister and the mother as well...

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  Pericles said:

Isn't that M&M's marketing slogan?

Not sure... Think it's the Malteser's slogan. But I love Mars Malteser's better than M&M. the crunchy malt center coverd with Chocolate... could even eat aking size pack...

[fuzzo]

if i remember right, virgin group, parent company of virgin records, virgin cola etc have a line of condoms too...but they decided to NOT call is virgin condoms

[noaim]

Did they call it "First Timers"?? lol