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Treat?! :D

He He !!! :D

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post-17779-1148646119.jpg

check out the car..

its Aysha Takia fro, bollywood :)

excuse me i thought its buggati veyron :S

can anyone find out wat car it is??

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Continuation of the yucky stuff: LOL :)

Many ways to "clean" out ur nose!!!

Deep Salvage Pick

Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.

Utensil Pick

When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.

Extra Pick

When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery.

Depression Pick

When you're sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.

Pick A Lot

What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.

Kiddie Pick

When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.

And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick

When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back

the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch

When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It

You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings

When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick

The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....

Pick Your Brains

Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save

When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Flick

Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.

Pick And Stick

You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Pipe Cleaner Pick

The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

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Hey guys am having the same thing.. the kit looks kinda neat isnt it though its a small car?

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is this another one of your jokes coz i don't see any kit apart from the bonnet scoop

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post-17779-1148646119.jpg

check out the car..

its Aysha Takia fro, bollywood :)

excuse me i thought its buggati veyron :S

can anyone find out wat car it is??

Bro Zeem,,, Did U watched the Film..- Tarzan The Wonder Car ….Awesome Film dude…& this is a Modified Vehicle..(Only the Outside of the car) No idea about the car… But 1 time in the Show ,, Can see the steering wheel ,,On that time I saw a Mitsubishi Mark on the wheel..

& tahts all about the car.....

But Aysha Takia looks Cool, than the car ….He He He !!!! :lol::)

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i cudnt resist...n my stomach still hurts after readin this

What Kind Of Farter Are You?

Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.

Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.

Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.

Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.

Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.

Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog.

Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.

Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.

Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.

Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.

To be Added

Pyrotechnical: You love to set fire your farts using a cigarattes lighter hoping that it would obliterate forty city blocks through a nuclear explosion that ensues.

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Dear Moderators...

Can I have the below image as my Avator??pleaze?

Edited by Hola
Posted

Dear Moderators...

Can I have the below image as my Avator??pleaze?

A. Wrong thread.

B. My vote is no. Shak? Madz? GT?

Actually, wanna delete that pic in the post.

Posted (edited)

Dear Moderators...

Can I have the below image as my Avator??pleaze?

hey that's the image I had in my flyer for the honda meet... from where did you get it ?

Edited by Pericles
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hey that's the image I had in my flyer for the honda meet... from where did you get it ?

A friend mailed to me...

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A. Wrong thread.

B. My vote is no. Shak? Madz? GT?

Actually, wanna delete that pic in the post.

I dont preffer Hola having that Image as an avator either... but however if you restrict, I think it's fair enough you take farzan's ( signature ) one off as well... what do you say guys ? :D

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Ok, pic deleted..sorry for the trouble

I dont preffer Hola having that Image as an avator either... but however if you restrict, I think it's fair enough you take farzan's ( signature ) one off as well... what do you say guys ? :D

Yes! Please...this is a democratic country

Posted

I dont preffer Hola having that Image as an avator either... but however if you restrict, I think it's fair enough you take farzan's ( signature ) one off as well... what do you say guys ? :D

U mean the Boost? He promised to take it off when he put the first quote of mine, but it seems to be pending...

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U mean the Boost? He promised to take it off when he put the first quote of mine, but it seems to be pending...

oh ok...

Posted

A. Wrong thread.

B. My vote is no. Shak? Madz? GT?

Actually, wanna delete that pic in the post.

i guess im too late...

Posted

A. Wrong thread.

B. My vote is no. Shak? Madz? GT?

Actually, wanna delete that pic in the post.

Well I dont think anything wrong with that...besides it was in the AL Honda Meet flyer which we distributed among 1000's of e-mails :D Anyway if we are going to that extent then lets start with Farzan's signature :D

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Well I dont think anything wrong with that...besides it was in the AL Honda Meet flyer which we distributed among 1000's of e-mails :D Anyway if we are going to that extent then lets start with Farzan's signature :D

i guess ur rite...since its only cartoon images dey can pass

Posted

Quite frankly i dont know why he wants to change his Avatar.. the current one suits his mentality so perfectly...

And yeah a Honda's gonna make him get lucky.... :D:D

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post-17779-1148646119.jpg

check out the car..

its Aysha Takia fro, bollywood :D

excuse me i thought its buggati veyron :S

can anyone find out wat car it is??

HeLLLLooooo Ayesha.

(CAR???- There's a car in that picture? Oh right, yes, I see it, right next to her butt- okay, yeah, well umm.... nice car. )

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what is this image that hola wants to put on that is causing all the ruckus for my sig...

Sorry machang.... :D

Quite frankly i dont know why he wants to change his Avatar.. the current one suits his mentality so perfectly...

And yeah a Honda's gonna make him get lucky.... :D:D

Now are you talking to me or Fuzzo?

:P

And where does a Honda going to make any of us lucky? :P:P

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