Post-Whoring

Overdrive · April 29, 2006

Check this out

" AMG's new 6.2 Litre V8, as fitted to the ballistic ML63 has a misfire deliberately programmed in to the engine's computer. The Idea is to simulate the popping and banging you getfrom a highly tuned performance engine on everun- it randomly inserts a misfire into the firing order when you lift off the throttle"

AMG · April 29, 2006

cardiff

Nice, Do you know "Cymru" machan... , I only know one word, which is "gwasanaethau" (services), which I will always be looking for on the motorway to have a Cappuccino & a fag... <_<

JwesT · April 29, 2006

Nice, Do you know "Cymru" machan... , I only know one word, which is "gwasanaethau" (services), which I will always be looking for on the motorway to have a Cappuccino & a fag...

sorry machan I don't know welsh.. u in UK aswell? whereabt?

Watchman · April 29, 2006

ADO DILESH!!!!!!! U BLOODY POST WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In a Rush to reach something?!?!?!?!?! Damn u've replied to like 10 bloody threads in a row already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy nut....

hehehee!!! ya i put up quite some posts yesterday.... even touched 1000 in the process... the reason for the suden gush of posts was that i was off the forum for few days cos of exams... so got back on the forum and caught up.. i guess i let everyone know that DILESH WAS BACK IN THE HOUSE

btw, its so dam hot around here your rear end starts to sweat if u sit for too long!! and Andrew when did you say you were coming to SL? good luck with the heat! :blink:

Hola · April 30, 2006

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit jacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

sharkster · April 30, 2006

dat was actually pretty gud hola

Hola · April 30, 2006

Thanks Boss

Overdrive · April 30, 2006

Thanks Boss

stupid but funny..

zeem35 · April 30, 2006

@hola a good one bro.. lol awesome

Pericles · April 30, 2006

Thats odd .... am I the only one that has seen that before? Its truely historic. I think Mandela was still in power when I heard that ....

Hola · April 30, 2006

So youve been around....

sharkster · May 1, 2006

i see a couple of bdays today...nadskit? born on mayday...is that saying sumthing?

noaim · May 1, 2006

A look @ good advertising..

xXx · May 1, 2006

A look @ good advertising..

this one is really good

Watchman · May 1, 2006

A look @ good advertising..

its pretty smart the way these people are using existing buildings/structures to make the adver unique... kinda like the Kolpity Pizza Hut's Add on the Bus stand sidepanels with the "just looking back enough to fill your stomach" (back=pizza hut)

Hola · May 1, 2006

GihanFX · May 1, 2006

wow wut a bike ...

Hola · May 2, 2006

Dear Madz and the respected team of moderators...

Can I please please have the below in a sepearte thread???

**************************************************************

PLEASE TAKE 2MINUTES AND VOTE FOR YOUR MOTHER LAND!!

Go to the following link and vote for Miss Sri Lanka to be on top in the Miss Universe competition.

Currently she's at 5th place!!

Vote for her to come to the top.

Go to the following link. Then Go to the bottom right hand corner.

Select Sri Lanka. Then submit. (Dont select any other country)

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

Pls spread the word! (And the link ;-)

Pericles · May 2, 2006

i see a couple of bdays today...nadskit? born on mayday...is that saying sumthing?

Ha, Ha, Ado, nice member status!! We shall call u that in the future.

GihanFX · May 2, 2006

Dear Madz and the respected team of moderators...

Can I please please have the below in a sepearte thread???

**************************************************************

PLEASE TAKE 2MINUTES AND VOTE FOR YOUR MOTHER LAND!!

Go to the following link and vote for Miss Sri Lanka to be on top in the Miss Universe competition.

Currently she's at 5th place!!

Vote for her to come to the top.

Go to the following link. Then Go to the bottom right hand corner.

Select Sri Lanka. Then submit. (Dont select any other country)

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

Pls spread the word! (And the link ;-)

cool bro nw 3rd place

xXx · May 2, 2006

Dear Madz and the respected team of moderators...

Can I please please have the below in a sepearte thread???

**************************************************************

PLEASE TAKE 2MINUTES AND VOTE FOR YOUR MOTHER LAND!!

Go to the following link and vote for Miss Sri Lanka to be on top in the Miss Universe competition.

Currently she's at 5th place!!

Vote for her to come to the top.

Go to the following link. Then Go to the bottom right hand corner.

Select Sri Lanka. Then submit. (Dont select any other country)

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

Pls spread the word! (And the link ;-)

do they take these votes into account in the competition??? i don't think so. who is representing lanka????

Pericles · May 2, 2006

Dear Madz and the respected team of moderators...

Can I please please have the below in a sepearte thread???

**************************************************************

PLEASE TAKE 2MINUTES AND VOTE FOR YOUR MOTHER LAND!!

Go to the following link and vote for Miss Sri Lanka to be on top in the Miss Universe competition.

Currently she's at 5th place!!

Vote for her to come to the top.

Go to the following link. Then Go to the bottom right hand corner.

Select Sri Lanka. Then submit. (Dont select any other country)

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

Pls spread the word! (And the link ;-)

Nothing is gonna happen if u vote for that (yes, I've already voted about a week ago)

Its just a poll at a sociology site. Its like having a poll here in autoLanka. It doesn't count for anything.

But by all means, go vote. I did! I'm getting lotsa satisfaction that we are leagues in front of India, even with their huge population

GihanFX · May 2, 2006

. I did! I'm getting lotsa satisfaction that we are leagues in front of India, even with their huge population

those crazy indians cant do anything ...only those Hindi movies

Hola · May 2, 2006

Ok, boys, so shall we have a seperate thread?? I am sure she is going to win...atleast runner up for sure. Just imagine, if she win, get to know about our effort, maybe she will organize the next Autolanka G2G

xXx · May 2, 2006

Ok, boys, so shall we have a seperate thread?? I am sure she is going to win...atleast runner up for sure. Just imagine, if she win, get to know about our effort, maybe she will organize the next Autolanka G2G

win what? the poll or the actual contest?

can someone please post a pic of this women. i remember seen some pics some time back in this forum was she in any of them?