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Well guys I have noticed the quality of posts were gradually diminishing due to the "post counter" on this new forum i.e rat race to B the highest post(whor)ers Therefore I hope MADZ wouldnt mind

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  xXx said:

top gear does it again

did anyone watched the first episode of the new season??????

hammond massacred the nissan march convertible

ah, time and channel? Really need to start catching it...

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I am sure you guys have seen this.Pretty old though

http://www.funny-spot.com/html/The-Honda-Ad-Called-Cog.html

this is old school mate. i think this was aired in 2003 and won numerous awards. did you guys see the new one which a choir make the noises a honda make

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ha ha thats a good one. some one please pass one to that black wanabee fat bastered who hangs out with iraj

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ha ha thats a good one. some one please pass one to that black wanabee fat bastered who hangs out with iraj

ROFL dude !!! :angry-smiley-048:

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this is old school mate. i think this was aired in 2003 and won numerous awards. did you guys see the new one which a choir make the noises a honda make

ha ha thats a good one. some one please pass one to that black wanabee fat bastered who hangs out with iraj

Hey! Fat Bastard is the guy in Austin Powers, not in Iraj's, uhhh, 'posse'. He's my Hero!!! :angry-smiley-048:

"Get in my Belly!!"

Besides, he got to play with Heather Graham :D "ohhhh, Frisky are we!??"

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Hey! Fat Bastard is the guy in Austin Powers, not in Iraj's, uhhh, 'posse'. He's my Hero!!! :action-smiley-060:

"Get in my Belly!!"

Besides, he got to play with Heather Graham :angry-smiley-048: "ohhhh, Frisky are we!??"

yes it is a disgrace to the real fat bastered to call our wanabee by that name. so peri you are a heather graham fan hah must have enjoyed the movie killing me softly then :blink:

found the honda advert i talked about earlier, here the link

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=52...3&q=honda+civic

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Hey! Fat Bastard is the guy in Austin Powers, not in Iraj's, uhhh, 'posse'. He's my Hero!!! :action-smiley-060:

"Get in my Belly!!"

Besides, he got to play with Heather Graham :angry-smiley-048: "ohhhh, Frisky are we!??"

fat bastard is the only thing worth watchin austin powers for...my favorite quotes "Where's the shitter?I got a turtle head pooking out", "I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey", "I'm dead sexy" and can't remembr exact wrds of this one but "Hey diaper lady!I've put a lil rosebud in there for ya" (from goldmember)

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yes it is a disgrace to the real fat bastered to call our wanabee by that name. so peri you are a heather graham fan hah must have enjoyed the movie killing me softly then ;)

found the honda advert i talked about earlier, here the link

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=52...3&q=honda+civic

this is one cool vid!!!!!!

hehehe!

this forum is fast moving... was away the weekend then work kept me away yesterday... and today everything's changed :D

the forum gets about 280-290 posta a day..... so i guess i'll have to forget looking up the posts over the weekend :blink:

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fat bastard is the only thing worth watchin austin powers for...my favorite quotes "Where's the shitter?I got a turtle head pooking out", "I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey", "I'm dead sexy" and can't remembr exact wrds of this one but "Hey diaper lady!I've put a lil rosebud in there for ya" (from goldmember)

Yeah, "I'm Dead Sexy!!"

And that fart smelling one was hilarious too :blink:

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Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?

Fat Bastard: Maybe.

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Fat Bastard: It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, anylisis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

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Hi guys, Went to Matara yesterday and bought the Kr42 which is on classifieds, we got it for 1.2 million, nice deal, Thanks to Auto Lanka, btw it's for my friend...

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Hi guys, Went to Matara yesterday and bought the Kr42 which is on classifieds, we got it for 1.2 million, nice deal, Thanks to Auto Lanka, btw it's for my friend...

is it unreg??? from the sound of it seems like you bag a bargain. but be careful if its too cheap then there got to be a hitch somewhere maybe its a tsunami van. i mean a van which was caught in the tsunami

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester.

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.

The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page.

On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?

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