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Alonso wins again!! super stuff..

didn't get a chance to watch but i heard it was a good run. home territory advantage i guess

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didnt want to post wore but i like to share this joke

Never lie to small kids

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.

The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here. The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set it's nest on fire!!!" Never lie to kids, ESPECIALLY GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@JwesT

no machan.. from the beginning i dont like post whoring because its useless.. what r u gonna get by increasin ur post count??

if im a post whorer.. i must hav atleast 2000 posts because im jobless.. always sittig infront of the pc browsing net..

btw im not posting anything in this site on the intension of post whoring.. anyways sometimes i enjoy this threasd reading funny posts B)

and once again i would like to thank MADZ for putting up tthe new forum..

we r enjoying it MADZ :action-smiley-060:

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@JwesT

no machan.. from the beginning i dont like post whoring because its useless.. what r u gonna get by increasin ur post count??

if im a post whorer.. i must hav atleast 2000 posts because im jobless.. always sittig infront of the pc browsing net..

btw im not posting anything in this site on the intension of post whoring.. anyways sometimes i enjoy this threasd reading funny posts :rolleyes:

and once again i would like to thank MADZ for putting up tthe new forum..

we r enjoying it MADZ B)

thanks for the clarification :o I was just kidding bro.. its all good.. whether u r a whore or not... did i forget "post" :action-smiley-060:

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didn't get a chance to watch but i heard it was a good run. home territory advantage i guess

That plus his car was just too fast for the ferrari. after the 2nd pit stop he kept on increasing his lead and at the end had something like a 13.5sec or something gap between shumi at 2nd.

Check it out they had to increase the seating by 10,000 to accommodate the fans.

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That plus his car was just too fast for the ferrari. after the 2nd pit stop he kept on increasing his lead and at the end had something like a 13.5sec or something gap between shumi at 2nd.

Check it out they had to increase the seating by 10,000 to accommodate the fans.

good stuff. if ferrari win few more races we'll be certainly up for a nail biting season finally. you off to silverstone on the 11th??????

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didnt want to post wore but i like to share this joke

Never lie to small kids

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.

The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here. The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set it's nest on fire!!!" Never lie to kids, ESPECIALLY GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heard it before.... but still insanely funny!!!

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Hold on a sec, not vryone who posts in this thread is a whore!!! I do it simply cos i wanna share the pics & jokes i got!

Do you remember this one, it's an oldy, but goody.

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.

Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.

Posted

hey, has anyone watched broadback mountain and constant gardner? how are they? worth buying them?

Its "Brokeback" and u watch it only if ur bird forces u or u get off on watching gay cowboys. Ur call.

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hey, has anyone watched broadback mountain and constant gardner? how are they? worth buying them?

BroadBack Mountain?! Nope, tho i doubt id eva wanna see it.. But wouldnt mind seeing BroKeback Mountain 2, if all those stars starre in it! :D

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Its "Brokeback" and u watch it only if ur bird forces u or u get off on watching gay cowboys. Ur call.

Machan don’t jump on me now.... Just curious... :D

Which 1 is Ur call???? Can’t be no 1, still single... right.... :D lol

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