Post-Whoring

sharkster · May 22, 2006

has any1 seen the mitsu evolution jeep/replica at a kelaniya car sale (on the kandy road)? is this genuine? it sure looks legit...

noaim · May 22, 2006

Reminded me of someone in here

sharkster · May 22, 2006

Reminded me of someone in here

oi will u quit wit the 'shakir's headed to hell' pics?? kiddin man nice one...

btw dude i wantd to ask u if u cud chop d excess bits off ur sig n make that pic smaller? cheers bud

noaim · May 22, 2006

I thought this was very neat, & finely crafted... if this is real!

noaim · May 22, 2006

The Fast and The Furious Paraody

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time?

I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull sh!t ### hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!

Look at you, your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.

Bryan - Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order? Hector - Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything.

Pop the bun. Pop the bun? No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all...

that is one hell of a way to spend $.10

Bryan - He was in MY shake! Dom - Now I'm in your shake!

All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse.

I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.

Dom: Whaddya got there? Brian: This is your Burger Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish Brian: No faith. Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn't Jimmy's Fish Shack, this is McDonalds. Brian: Lift the bun Dom: Lift the bun? Brian: Lift the bun! Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ####! Brian: What did I tell you? Dom: I retract my previous statement Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more, if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic. Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ###. There's a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at McDonalds, you'll be working here. If you can't find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a burger joint. Mia: OT Ownz you now!

Tran: Go have him fetch my Bigmac Dom: Fetch your Bigmac? We're not in McDonalds anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that.

LOL!!!!

Site: http://users.1st.net/timdog/tftf.html

Watchman · May 22, 2006

hey nice one monamonu!!!

i dont remember some of the original lines but the ones i do, dam nice!!!

Watchman · May 22, 2006

very slow day on the forum isnt it?

hardly anything hapening. where is everyone?

noaim · May 22, 2006

very slow day on the forum isnt it?

hardly anything hapening. where is everyone?

Wrking/Sleeping..

Watchman · May 22, 2006

Wrking/Sleeping..

working!!!?!

aah.. our people are finally giving their bosses their money's worth :rolleyes:

sadly cant say the same about ones that are sleeping :rolleyes:

noaim · May 22, 2006

noaim · May 22, 2006

Nyone seen MI3?! Is it ny good!?

sharkster · May 22, 2006

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with thembefore I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!

All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."

WackoBandit · May 22, 2006

nice :rolleyes:

noaim · May 22, 2006

GihanFX · May 22, 2006

Cool Avatar's for admin n Mod's

zeem35 · May 23, 2006

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