Post-Whoring

[Hanni]

6) Its probable the girl flew out through the windscreen dispite having a secured selt belt for the safety bets shown on the car are the type that automatically ride along tracks on the sides of the door and position themselves over the shoulder of the occupant when the vehicle shifts into drive. This type of design was popular in the 80's but was later deemed ineffective at keeping occupents securely in place in the event of a crash; for during accidents occupants kept 'slipping though' the belt or the belt anchor got ripped out of the tracks it rode in.

So what do you guys think? staged or no it gived out its message very well! Staged or not, like you say it certainly serves its purpose.

What I don't get is - the seatbelt in the photo is in the door OPEN position - how did that happen? I'd say that's the biggest evidence suggesting that it could be fake..

[Pericles]

Yo Preveen congrats bro 2000 posts :blink:

ooh, yeah... gee, I totally missed it. Cool!

[jhan]

What I don't get is - the seatbelt in the photo is in the door OPEN position - how did that happen? I'd say that's the biggest evidence suggesting that it could be fake..

This is a staged accident by the fire and police department to bring

awareness about seat belt safety.

[noaim]

Coninuing wit the series,

FARTING PEOPLE:

The Vain Person

One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person

One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person

One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

The Shy Person

One who releases silent farts then blushes.

The Imprudent Person

One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person

One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

The Scientific Person

One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

The Nervous Person

One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person

One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

The Dishonest Person

One who farts but blames the dog.

The Foolish Person

One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person

One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person

One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person

One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person

One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person

One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.

Ifthishasbeenpostedbe4myapologiesifustillwishtotellmecall1800-idontgiveadamn

[isurujosh]

DID U KNOW???

In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the

king (unless they were in the Royal Family ). When people wanted to have a

baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a

placard that they hung on their door while they were

having sex.

The placard had F.! U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it

Hence that's where the word F*ck came from.

Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today??

/may be stale info, but jst thot i'd post in post whores too

[Pericles]

DID U KNOW???

In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the

king (unless they were in the Royal Family ). When people wanted to have a

baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a

placard that they hung on their door while they were

having sex.

The placard had F.! U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it

Hence that's where the word F*ck came from.

Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today??

/may be stale info, but jst thot i'd post in post whores too

Urban legend. False. Check snopes.com

[isurujosh]

Urban legend. False. Check snopes.com

cudnt have been true by any means

[Hola]

People!

Vote and keep her in the top 4! She seems to be a favourite to win the crown this time as stated by the official website! (Delete the cookies and you can revote!... hahaha!)

http://www.missosology.org/missuniverse06/index.html

[super car fan]

[Pericles]

ahhh, someone going back to the glory days of classic post-whoring

[super car fan]

ahhh, someone going back to the glory days of classic post-whoring

yeah thought of having some fun bro cheers

[Z.u.L]

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-

Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-

No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-

Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-

Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-

Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-

No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-

No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

[super car fan]

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-

Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-

No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-

Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-

Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-

Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-

No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-

No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

dats a good one man

[Z.u.L]

i got this from a friend by e-mail.

"Dear Friends !

Petrol in Pakistan Rs17 per litr

Malaysia Rs 18 per litr

In India it's 48 per litr

Why this difference in Asia itself ? World Market CRUDE Oil is not

the reason for this. It's all Gain for private owners? As we are the

general public, or Common Man as R.K.Laxman wud hv said, we have to

raise our voice, let's raise thru Emails.

Forward this to all Sri Lankan's who care.

IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL

FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR

STOCKPILES. AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET

LOSS OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL

COMPANIES.

THEREFORE " FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 22nd " HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK

IT UP THEIR BEHIND " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A

SINGLE DROP OF PETROL THAT DAY.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY

PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT. WAITING

ON THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB

NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?

REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF PETROL GOING UP BUT AT THE

SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE

FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH AFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS

SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING SUPPLIES MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC.

WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO!

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE

WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD

THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE SEPTEMBER 22nd A

DAY THAT THE CITIZENS SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

We forward so many junk email to many of our friends, now let us do it for

some useful cause to cut down the price of the petrol .. ... REMEMBER :

SEPTEMBER 22nd 2006 Pls "Think Of It .............. "

[tuk tuk]

i got this from a friend by e-mail.

"Dear Friends !

Petrol in Pakistan Rs17 per litr

Malaysia Rs 18 per litr

In India it's 48 per litr

Why this difference in Asia itself ?

"

Once you make the currency conversion it pretty much evens out. (Eg. Roughly: Indian Rs 48= LKR Rs 96)

[super car fan]

whatever said & done petrol is to expnsive in r country now so soon v wil notbe able to afford it...god save this country

[sharkster]

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

LOL ZUL that last one's a keeper...must use it on my folks

[Z.u.L]

check this out.

[milinda]

i got this from a friend by e-mail.

"Dear Friends !

Petrol in Pakistan Rs17 per litr

Malaysia Rs 18 per litr

In India it's 48 per litr

Why this difference in Asia itself ? World Market CRUDE Oil is not

the reason for this. It's all Gain for private owners? As we are the

general public, or Common Man as R.K.Laxman wud hv said, we have to

raise our voice, let's raise thru Emails.

Forward this to all Sri Lankan's who care.

IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF PETROL

FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR

STOCKPILES. AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET

LOSS OVER 4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL

COMPANIES.

THEREFORE " FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 22nd " HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK

IT UP THEIR BEHIND " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A

SINGLE DROP OF PETROL THAT DAY.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY

PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT. WAITING

ON THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB

NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?

REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF PETROL GOING UP BUT AT THE

SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE

FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH AFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS

SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING SUPPLIES MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC.

WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO!

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE

WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD

THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE SEPTEMBER 22nd A

DAY THAT THE CITIZENS SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

We forward so many junk email to many of our friends, now let us do it for

some useful cause to cut down the price of the petrol .. ... REMEMBER :

SEPTEMBER 22nd 2006 Pls "Think Of It .............. "

This is just a stupid idea. Oil industry is more or less a monopoly. Protesting against the oil price is onething but if someone beleives hitting them back with 4.3 billion loss can teach the oil industry a lesson then you for sure holding the wrong end of the rope. What would happen very next day... There will be a massive demand for fuel and of course a fuel shortage and only an idiot can think that oil industry would not take revenge for what you stick behind their arse. If they feel generous you will end up paying that 4.3 billion within a week but I bet they will make us pay at least double of it.

Any ideas on this????????any different opinions?????

[Z.u.L]

This is just a stupid idea. Oil industry is more or less a monopoly. Protesting against the oil price is onething but if someone beleives hitting them back with 4.3 billion loss can teach the oil industry a lesson then you for sure holding the wrong end of the rope. What would happen very next day... There will be a massive demand for fuel and of course a fuel shortage and only an idiot can think that oil industry would not take revenge for what you stick behind their arse. If they feel generous you will end up paying that 4.3 billion within a week but I bet they will make us pay at least double of it.

Any ideas on this????????any different opinions?????

hey dude, thats not what i created. i just got it from a friend. it had loads of forwards names. i just put it here for ur info.

[super car fan]

stop war in srilanka

[Pericles]

ahhhh, just saw that supercharged Fairlady Z on the way to work. Near Mirihana. Nice way to start the morning. Seems to have a new hood, or else they painted the center of the hood a metalic gray. Hella head turner, that car

[ash]

ahhhh, just saw that supercharged Fairlady Z on the way to work. Near Mirihana. Nice way to start the morning. Seems to have a new hood, or else they painted the center of the hood a metalic gray. Hella head turner, that car

I saw this couple of weeks back as well. I thought it's a new 1 because of the centre hood colour.

[super car fan]

hey guys who is coming tomorrow 4 practices at kurunegala 4 da road races

[noaim]

CHILLI JUDGING CONTEST

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chilli Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the city park. The notes are from an inexperienced Chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting from Canada. Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chilli cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chilli wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event:

Chilli 1 - Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chilli

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Judge 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.

Judge 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could

remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chilli 2 - Arthur's Afterburner Chilli

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Judge 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

Chilli 3 - Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chilli

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Judge 1 -- Excellent firehouse chilli. Great kick. Needs more beans.

Judge 2 -- A beanless chilli, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.

Chilli 4 - Bubba's Black Magic

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Judge 1 -- Black bean chilli with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chilli.

Judge 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT...just like this is nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chilli an aphrodisiac?

Chilli 5 - Linda's Legal Lip Remover

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Judge 1 -- Meaty, strong chilli. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge 2 -- Chilli using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chilli had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips

off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to! stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.

Chilli 6 - Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety

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Judge 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chilli. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

Judge 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips

anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.

Chilli 7 - Susan's Screaming Sensation Chilli

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Judge 1 -- A mediocre chilli with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chilli peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chilli which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach!

Chilli 8 - Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chilli

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Judge 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chilli. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge 2 -- This final entry is a good, balance chilli. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge 3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chilli pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chilli!