Post-Whoring

[ash]

sure thing bro.. Are you serious? Gaya has a good deal on an EK3... Check the classifieds...

Sorry bro... Just kidding. U no me no... I have the “No No Honda syndrome” (unless it's something really special)

what are you thinking of getting? did you see the black 300zx that was advertised in the papers? it was in mt somewhere...

I've checked that few weeks back. He was quoting something around 3m. Damn... what's wrong with this ZX market? I've to postpone the idea. But still I love the ZX. One day man...1 day...

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Got something under my sleeve with better practicality & affordability than the ZX. Coming soon...

[Pericles]

I've checked that few weeks back. He was quoting something around 3m. Damn... what's wrong with this ZX market? I've to postpone the idea. But still I love the ZX. One day man...1 day...

Damn, it was around the same price as the VZR when I got the VZR ..... hmmmm ... u don't supposed the VZR market is heading in the same direction is it?

[dragster]

Sorry bro... Just kidding. U no me no... I have the “No No Honda syndrome” (unless it's something really special)

I've checked that few weeks back. He was quoting something around 3m. Damn... what's wrong with this ZX market? I've to postpone the idea. But still I love the ZX. One day man...1 day...

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Got something under my sleeve with better practicality & affordability than the ZX. Coming soon...

a morris minor ?

[ash]

Damn, it was around the same price as the VZR when I got the VZR ..... hmmmm ... u don't supposed the VZR market is heading in the same direction is it?

3m... U R 1 rich kid bro...

a morris minor ?

No... A Bullock cart... (Very good on fuel)

[Pericles]

3m... U R 1 rich kid bro...

I will be if I sell it for 3mill! Thats almost 100% profit

Edited October 14, 2006 by Pericles

[sharkster]

Damn, it was around the same price as the VZR when I got the VZR ..... hmmmm ... u don't supposed the VZR market is heading in the same direction is it?

no it isn't... 7000rpm is a long time to wait you know!

jk

[noaim]

[noaim]

ROFL!!!

Edited October 14, 2006 by monamonu

[noaim]

Bentley Forums

- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Mustang (Chevelle) forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums

- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

- - - Some redneck jackleg in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum

- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm

from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum

- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums

- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and

out fast.

Porsche forums

- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums

- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

- - - My wife and her lousy lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce

court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical

board?

Mini forum

- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie

company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get

pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum

- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget

where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum

- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the

black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum

- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

- - - I dislike cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums

"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums

- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums

- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums

- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums

- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums

- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

I think fuzzo or someone else posted this be4... but jus to refresh!

Taken from another forum...

[Pericles]

I just burst out laughing at the things these civic boys do for publicity. Very familiar clip this...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/241008/honda_civic/

Edited October 27, 2006 by Pericles

[Hola]

I just burst out laughing at the things these civic boys to for publicity. Very familiar clip this...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/241008/honda_civic/

I like the part he do the intro

[tuk tuk]

I just burst out laughing at the things these civic boys to for publicity. Very familiar clip this...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/241008/honda_civic/

Huh? Inside joke? Don't get it, what's the story?

[tuk tuk]

Huh? Inside joke? Don't get it, what's the story?

Okay got it...didn't see how the video 'tags' had been changed to read Honda Civic...

[Watchman]

peri,

wanna see how many RC 350Zs are needed to pulls a real 350Z?

hehehee!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/263551/r_c_c...ulling_a_hilux/

Edited October 31, 2006 by Dilesh

[noaim]

Edited November 1, 2006 by monamonu

[Hola]

[JwesT]

My hot wheels F430

but only the steering wheel works

[JwesT]

I couldn't stop laughing after seeing this. Top Cop? or Cock?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/305414/cop_or_cock/

[Hola]

[JwesT]

looks like he got alot of explaining to do to his wife about the other night

[noaim]

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,

Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,

To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,

The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,

These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,

But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,

My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,

I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,

All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,

In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,

And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,

Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,

Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,

The driver back off just to give me a holler,

"You can’t win them all," he says in fling,

"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,

With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

[noaim]

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Mechanics Tools Dictionary

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.

MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing convertible tops or tonneau covers.

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works great for drilling rollbar mounting holes in the floor of a sports car just above the brake line that goes to the rear axle.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETELENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting those stale garage cigarettes you keep hidden in the back of the Whitworth socket drawer (what wife would think to look in there?) because you can never remember to buy lighter fluid for the Zippo lighter you got from the PX at Fort Campbell.

ZIPPO LIGHTER: See oxyacetelene torch.

WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for hiding six-month-old Salems from the sort of person who would throw them away for no good reason.

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against the Rolling Stones poster over the bench grinder.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans rust off old bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned guitar callouses in about the time it takes you to say, "Django Reinhardt."

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering a Mustang to the ground after you have installed a set of Ford Motorsports lowered road springs, trapping the jack handle firmly under the front air dam.

EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 2x4: Used for levering a car upward off a hydraulic jack.

TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.

PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbor Chris to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack.

SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot.

E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known drill bit.

TIMING LIGHT: A stroboscopic instrument for illuminating grease buildup on crankshaft pulleys.

TWO-TON HYDRAULIC ENGINE HOIST: A handy tool for testing the tensile strength of ground straps and hydraulic clutch lines you may have forgotten to disconnect.

CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A large motor mount prying tool that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end without the handle.

BATTERY ELECTROLYTE TESTER: A handy tool for transferring sulfuric acid from car battery to the inside of your toolbox after determining that your battery is dead as a doornail, just as you thought.

AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.

TROUBLE LIGHT: The mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splash oil on your shirt; can also be used, as the name implies, to round off Phillips screw heads.

AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty suspension bolts last tightened 40 years ago by someone in Abingdon, Oxfordshire, and rounds them off.

JESUS CLIP: "Jesus" everytime you drop one of these.

[noaim]

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Mercedes Benz/BMW Driving Test

1. Before changing lanes you should:

A signal.

B check.

C both a & b.

D just swing into the lane without doing either a or b.

2. The top light on a traffic signal is:

A red.

B yellow.

C green.

D Who cares, it doesn't apply to me anyway.

3. The speed limit in a residential area is:

A 35 MPH.

B 25 MPH.

C 45 MPH.

D I paid $65,000 for this car, I'll drive as fast as I want.

4. In California, when a pedestrian enters a cross walk, you should:

A slow to a walking pace.

B go around the block.

C stop.

D speed up and honk your horn.

5. In the other 49 states, when a pedestrian enters a cross walk, you should:

A maintain your speed.

B slow a little.

C slow a lot.

D speed up and don't bother honking your horn.

6. Your may make a left turn from the right lane:

A never.

B when there is a left turn arrow.

C on Sunday at 2 A.M.

D When ever you darn well feel like it.

7. When a school bus has flashing red lights, you:

A must stop.

B may pass on the left after checking.

C may pass after slowing to 5 MPH.

D use your car phone to order chinese food while passing on the left.

8. When you hear an emergency vehicle siren, you should:

(A) pull to the right and stop.

( pull into the nearest car wash.

© roll down your windows.

(D) turn up the radio and ignore it.

9. You may make a U-turn in front of a fire station:

(A) never.

( when the doors are closed.

© if there are no police around.

(D) when you have missed your turn.

10. When approaching a traffic light where cars are stopped, you should:

(A) relax.

( watch the signal.

© stop a safe distance back from the car in front.

(D) call your wife/secretary on your car phone so everyone can see that you have a car phone.

11. When turning onto a side street, you should signal:

(A) two blocks before turning.

( two car lengths before turning.

© two miles before turning.

(D) what for, if the guy behind me hits me, I'll sue him.

12. A U-turn in a business district is legal:

(A) only at an intersection.

( always.

© never.

(D) if I pass a sale at the jewelers.

13. Parking in a red-zone is permitted:

(A) never.

( on Sunday.

© if there is a fire hydrant.

(D) when I'll only be there for five minutes.

14. What is your annual gross income:

(A) $10,000-20,000.

( $20,000-40,000.

© $40,000-80,000.

(D) $80,000 and up.

Scoring: If you answered 'd' on every question, you have a perfect score. You are certified to drive a Mercedes Benz/BMW Automobile. You may, at your discretion, proceed to your nearest Mercedes Benz or BMW authorized distributor and select the Mercedes Benz or BMW Automobile of your choice. If you answered a, b, or c on two or fewer questions, you may request a retest in two weeks time. Please study the Mercedes Benz or BMW motor vehicle guide in preparation for your retest. If you answered a, b, or c on more than two questions, we're sorry, you just don't have the proper attitude to be a Mercedes Benz or BMW Automobile driver. Perhaps you should consider a good car. Thank you for your interest in Mercedes Benz and BMW Automobiles.

[Hola]

caught from a trip from kandy

[Hola]

Any one dig a Hyundai?