Weird Package Instructions

[noaim]

The following are actual instructions found on the named items:

ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS;

- Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:

- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP,

- Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON A FROZEN DINNER:

- Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head.

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT

- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING

- Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE

- Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)

- Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE

- Warning keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

- For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR

- Not to be used for the other use

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS

- Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS

- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW

- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS

- Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

[sharkster]

ive seen those...pretty damn weird indeed

[noaim]

Im gonna stop! ppls have seen vrything! lol ) =))

[Judy]

Hey monamonu, Don't stop it all together, It's nice to take a peek once in awhile (several times a day rather) and read all of em jokes, even though some are familiar, especially when one is jobless or stressed out...hehehehe

So keep em coming, don't deprive your silent loyal readers (who don't really keep ranting "I've seen that before") (",)

Btw. I don't like the sound of the word "Newbei" under me name. How many posts does one have to make to pass off as a member? :/

[Pericles]

Btw. I don't like the sound of the word "Newbei" under me name. How many posts does one have to make to pass off as a member? :/

50.

And I've seen that before

[noaim]

hey wow im a member, jus now did i realize that! lol ... yay! \:)/

[sharkster]

So keep em coming, don't deprive your silent loyal readers (who don't really keep ranting "I've seen that before") (",)

shut up punk

n dude...keep it coming...its easier dan openin emails

[fuzzo]

and it also keeps the forum active