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Woo woo wats all dis shit. i am GLENN and i have been geting cals left right and center asking me if i am whats up and dat my name has also been dragged in 2 dis argument. i like 2 make 1 thing clear 2 every 1 of u in dis forum, i am NOT whats up and matter of fact i have not posted any thing in months. if any 1 has 2 say any thing about me or 2 me please say it 2 my face. who ever dis kill bill is if u think its me and got a problem with me then cum 2 pila 2day and say it 2 my face di..head. Gihan i don’t know you that wel, but we have spoken a few times be4 and i think u ar a young cool guy that likes to keep the spirit going. so i don’t have any problems with you or nirosh ok. i hope i made myself clear to every 1 here, i don’t like my name just being puled in 2 shit like dis.

At least your a star now ;-)

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Where has the Stone Cold Killer been during this time?

I'll bet he is lurking in the shadows, watching every move, getting ready to swoop down and adminster some hurt like the hawk that he is.

Careful guys, if you see a midnight blue EG in your rear-view, get the f**k out of dodge because Stone Cold is comin' to get you.

Haha, that reminds me. One of your old company IDs is at the front-desk of Tuned i-Chips's Colombo South campus. Don't you need that one anymore?

Very true, infact he is keeping off the forum planning his next onslaught..did you hear about his Hikka escapades? where Blue thunder was trying to take down the beachies ? Latest I heard is he's got one of em total gyms and is pumpin it up..

Yeah need my ID, didnt realize it was at the chip campus, thanks as I thought I lost it forever. Dont want ole man Z hittin me office for lingerie. cheers

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I use that on my blog, I picked it up from the forum why? I liked it cause you guessed it, LOL!

Hold up, what you impyin???

only i know who u r.. sorry for mentioning ur name.... i try to remove those...

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True true... nw ppl knwo who is whatsup .. so lets stop this fighting..pls .. this is getting out of controll..

Huh? I don't.

Very true, infact he is keeping off the forum planning his next onslaught..did you hear about his Hikka escapades? where Blue thunder was trying to take down the beachies ? Latest I heard is he's got one of em total gyms and is pumpin it up..

Yeah need my ID, didnt realize it was at the chip campus, thanks as I thought I lost it forever. Dont want ole man Z hittin me office for lingerie. cheers

He is the Thrilla' in Manila, Schlong in Hong Kong and he pimps it like Bishop Magic Don Juan. Him and the Total Gym is a deadly combination. He'll come back badder than ever and that is a seriously scary thought. I'm sure he eats Hikka Beach Boys for breakfast and if anybody says 'whatsup' to him on the 22nd, he is liable to get angry. And you won't like it when he gets angry.

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Good thought KLM, we havent seen much of the Stone Cold Killer either, as to what he's been doing?? Killing what else!!! Man dont scare the guys in here now, your post really gives us the creeps! We dont want stone cold getting all stirred up again do we?? But I'll tell ya one thing, Im takin ur advice and keeping an eye out for that 'midnight blue EG', you really dont wanna get administered by the Hawk man, trust me!

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NEED HELP ! Guys I have looked all over google for a deascent Avatar couldnt find any...anybody got any links? let me know..cheers. Me think a pic of a Ruskie will be nice but den I will be breakin forum rules!

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Hey Hey.... guys... you all seem a bit high strung.......Chill out we are bound to meet up one day, face to face and would it not be a Awkward to faceup to a person who you have been rude to.... or not nice to......soo lets be a bit more easy and friendly............cheers......

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NEED HELP ! Guys I have looked all over google for a deascent Avatar couldnt find any...anybody got any links? let me know..cheers. Me think a pic of a Ruskie will be nice but den I will be breakin forum rules!

Eh? Why? I don't think it counts as advertising unless u use a link for them mail-order brides :jumping-smiley-013: A nice Smirnoff label should be tolerated...

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What a delightfully scintillating thread. I have been a long-time reader of the AutoLanka forums, but I feel it is necessary for me to weigh in on a few issues.

Firstly, may I ask why there are photos of me on this thread? I posed for those pictures in good faith, not for them to be used to ridicule me. I take deep offense at them, and will be taking the issue up with you young scoundrels this Saturday. You are indeed lucky that my views on the inalienable principles of free speech are so vehement, that I do not ask the moderators to remove these puerile and petty slurs upon my character.

Now now now. Why are you young scamps fighting so incessantly? Far be it from me to interfere, I more than anyone know the dangers of such aggressive posturing and schoolyard terror tactics. Most of you are too young to remember the Pilawoos drive-by shootings of 1974. Let my advice be a lesson to you all, you young rascals.

Young Mister Whatsup. Whoever you are, your comments are mostly immature, and inflammatory. Why you should feel the need to slight other members’ cars and or personalities is incomprehensible to me. A friend of mine would say that you most probably have inadequate genital equipment, but then he can’t really talk, his ‘johnson’ was chopped off by his wife when he was caught buggering the servant girl.

Master Gihan. Why are you so personally affronted by comments made about one Mister Nirosh? From what I gather, he is old enough to speak for himself, so please allow him to do so. You may be in his gang, as you so eloquently put it, but comments made about him should be dealt with by him.

A great man once said, “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” I think it was Jesus, although I haven’t actually been to church since an unfortunate incident involving consumption of communion wine and an altar boy, many many years ago. But I digress.

My dear Mr Gihan, you were in fact the one who initiated this feud, by calling someone else a ‘rice boy’, on page 8 of this thread. As an aside, I don’t actually know what a ‘rice boy’ is. I assume it is someone who owns a paddy field or some such, although for the life of me I cannot fathom how this term can be applied as an insult in the world of underground street racing.

Nevertheless.

After saying such a thing, do you not think it is a trifle rich for you to expect an apology for Mr Whatsup calling you a ‘rice-boy’?

I have to say, that having seen the photo that Master Whastup later linked to of your Hyundai Accent, fitted with an ‘Evo’ bodykit, I am sorry to admit that the rapscallion that is Master Whatsup seems to have given you your comeuppance. You indeed do seem like someone who consumes more than their fair share of the paddy grain.

Don’t get needlessly offended by these kind of comments, my strong-willed young friends. This is a place of fun, and not competition. We are all here because we love cars. Well, I’m here because I love Big Macs, and McDonalds has free Wi-Fi, but let’s ignore that for the purposes of the argument.

All these quibbles are so very childish. Entertaining yes, but ultimately very sad for a proud old Sri Lankan who has approached (and passed) his twilight years. This hostility is unhealthy, my young friends.

I once had a fracas with a man who stole my wife. I stabbed him with a mammoty eight times and then ate his heart. I realise now that this in no way helps to prove my point, so please strike this paragraph from the record, Your Honour.

Life is too short for this kind of silliness. Never forget that you are members of one of Sri Lanka’s most illustrious groups, and history will recall your actions many years hence.

You are the pillars of the motor-enthusiast community, and are responsible for its future. If you can not stick together, the movement will splinter, and fail, much like many other groups in our sad and sorry nation.

I myself handed down the motor-enthusiast baton to young men much like yourselves, after I started the movement in 1949, having just stolen D.S. Senanayake’s brand new car and raced it at terrifying speeds, up to 40km/h.

I did not hand it down lightly. I gave it with a sense of dignity, of respect, and above all, a sense of responsibility.

Put these grudges away, my friends. Come to the Hotel de Pilawoos, the palace of kings, and make merry together. I shall dance for you, and we will all laugh and smile together.

Peace. Let your dragging do the talking, young fellows.

And also, please give me more money when you see me. You know you can afford it, you cheap little urchins…

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What a delightfully scintillating thread. I have been a long-time reader of the AutoLanka forums, but I feel it is necessary for me to weigh in on a few issues.

Firstly, may I ask why there are photos of me on this thread? I posed for those pictures in good faith, not for them to be used to ridicule me. I take deep offense at them, and will be taking the issue up with you young scoundrels this Saturday. You are indeed lucky that my views on the inalienable principles of free speech are so vehement, that I do not ask the moderators to remove these puerile and petty slurs upon my character.

Now now now. Why are you young scamps fighting so incessantly? Far be it from me to interfere, I more than anyone know the dangers of such aggressive posturing and schoolyard terror tactics. Most of you are too young to remember the Pilawoos drive-by shootings of 1974. Let my advice be a lesson to you all, you young rascals.

Young Mister Whatsup. Whoever you are, your comments are mostly immature, and inflammatory. Why you should feel the need to slight other members’ cars and or personalities is incomprehensible to me. A friend of mine would say that you most probably have inadequate genital equipment, but then he can’t really talk, his ‘johnson’ was chopped off by his wife when he was caught buggering the servant girl.

Master Gihan. Why are you so personally affronted by comments made about one Mister Nirosh? From what I gather, he is old enough to speak for himself, so please allow him to do so. You may be in his gang, as you so eloquently put it, but comments made about him should be dealt with by him.

A great man once said, “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” I think it was Jesus, although I haven’t actually been to church since an unfortunate incident involving consumption of communion wine and an altar boy, many many years ago. But I digress.

My dear Mr Gihan, you were in fact the one who initiated this feud, by calling someone else a ‘rice boy’, on page 8 of this thread. As an aside, I don’t actually know what a ‘rice boy’ is. I assume it is someone who owns a paddy field or some such, although for the life of me I cannot fathom how this term can be applied as an insult in the world of underground street racing.

Nevertheless.

After saying such a thing, do you not think it is a trifle rich for you to expect an apology for Mr Whatsup calling you a ‘rice-boy’?

I have to say, that having seen the photo that Master Whastup later linked to of your Hyundai Accent, fitted with an ‘Evo’ bodykit, I am sorry to admit that the rapscallion that is Master Whatsup seems to have given you your comeuppance. You indeed do seem like someone who consumes more than their fair share of the paddy grain.

Don’t get needlessly offended by these kind of comments, my strong-willed young friends. This is a place of fun, and not competition. We are all here because we love cars. Well, I’m here because I love Big Macs, and McDonalds has free Wi-Fi, but let’s ignore that for the purposes of the argument.

All these quibbles are so very childish. Entertaining yes, but ultimately very sad for a proud old Sri Lankan who has approached (and passed) his twilight years. This hostility is unhealthy, my young friends.

I once had a fracas with a man who stole my wife. I stabbed him with a mammoty eight times and then ate his heart. I realise now that this in no way helps to prove my point, so please strike this paragraph from the record, Your Honour.

Life is too short for this kind of silliness. Never forget that you are members of one of Sri Lanka’s most illustrious groups, and history will recall your actions many years hence.

You are the pillars of the motor-enthusiast community, and are responsible for its future. If you can not stick together, the movement will splinter, and fail, much like many other groups in our sad and sorry nation.

I myself handed down the motor-enthusiast baton to young men much like yourselves, after I started the movement in 1949, having just stolen D.S. Senanayake’s brand new car and raced it at terrifying speeds, up to 40km/h.

I did not hand it down lightly. I gave it with a sense of dignity, of respect, and above all, a sense of responsibility.

Put these grudges away, my friends. Come to the Hotel de Pilawoos, the palace of kings, and make merry together. I shall dance for you, and we will all laugh and smile together.

Peace. Let your dragging do the talking, young fellows.

And also, please give me more money when you see me. You know you can afford it, you cheap little urchins…

u knw fernandopulle i underestimatd u...we were jus thinkin of how hard it was to make u shout out 'Da Hulk' dat nite but here u go on abt ur motoring history wit such eloquent literacy...respect to u father of all street racing!

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u knw fernandopulle i underestimatd u...we were jus thinkin of how hard it was to make u shout out 'Da Hulk' dat nite but here u go on abt ur motoring history wit such eloquent literacy...respect to u father of all street racing!

The father of street racing seems to have actually pulled a fast one the father of our nation!!! Damn!

Man that was some serious typing their dude! We solute you! I'm going to save/print this thread- 10 years from now it's going to be a legend! Long live the king! long live Mr. Fernandopulle!

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The father of street racing seems to have actually pulled a fast one the father of our nation!!! Damn!

Man that was some serious typing their dude! We solute you! I'm going to save/print this thread- 10 years from now it's going to be a legend! Long live the king! long live Mr. Fernandopulle!

yeah machan serious typing... even i think twise before read it.. anyway after 10 years we can sell the document n earn some money bt 30 % for me n 30 % to whatsup, cus he mentioned our names all the time.. ok so pila n others can share other 40 % oops 1% to autolanka... he he :)

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For sure, G-Unit! This can be your one claim to fame. :(

mate keep ma name out of this G unit or what ever..(u cant put diferent people it 2 it n call it a unit without the guys knowing it)..its better 2 find the guy u wanna hit n settle it than just adding names to it n calling a unit thing.. :)

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mate keep ma name out of this G unit or what ever..(u cant put diferent people it 2 it n call it a unit without the guys knowing it)..its better 2 find the guy u wanna hit n settle it than just adding names to it n calling a unit thing.. :)

I think its the dudes nickname gaya, not a gahaganna unit :(

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mate keep ma name out of this G unit or what ever..(u cant put diferent people it 2 it n call it a unit without the guys knowing it)..its better 2 find the guy u wanna hit n settle it than just adding names to it n calling a unit thing.. :)

as i mentioned earliear every one is concern abt this G thing ... bt i dont think we need to worry abut it...

Howmany names starts with G ? or maybe his name is Gunapala or Guneris ?

This thread must be close to breaking some sort of record! 7743 views and 372 replies!!!!

Lets wait n see :(

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