Post-Whoring

[Pericles]

I'm sure that's an email forward or something, but I think it's sad that people are trying to make jokes out of the situation the country is in at present.

well, machang, IMO (and this is IMO not an official AL line) the only thing to do in this situ to prevent urself from going insane is to laugh at it. Well, that or leave the country.

Sometimes I think that with these policies, the govt is trying to drive the middle classes out of this country. Talk about brain-drain when that happens!

[SpeedHolic]

Are u kidding me? This was the first time I let Speedholic drive my car, and if u knew what Speedholic used to drive like before he left the country, headlights would be the last thing on ur mind if he were driving ur car! Ask madmax if u need confirmation.

Besides, I wasn't interested in the subject at all, not just the headlights!

Someones Jingle Bells, but thats besides the point...

dude, this was when she was in the car and it was parked before i got back from home, f off man i did not push the car that hard that day... and relax man, i have calmed dowm now dont ya think.... must be after drivng all the exotics...

[noaim]

New Meal : Sheesh Car Kebabs!

[Pericles]

dude, this was when she was in the car and it was parked before i got back from home, f off man i did not push the car that hard that day... and relax man, i have calmed dowm now dont ya think.... must be after drivng all the exotics...

I do agree, but the point was that that was very soon after u got back so I wasn't to know u had calmed down.

[isurujosh]

I do agree, but the point was that that was very soon after u got back so I wasn't to know u had calmed down.

the lady who composed this wants to be a pig in her next life ...

>>>If * *you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have

>>>produced

>>>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee **.* *

>>>(Hardly seems worth it.)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is

>>>produced

>>>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.* *

>>>(Now that's more like it!)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the

>>>body to

>>>squirt blood 30 feet. **

>>>(O.M.G.!)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. **

>>>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves

>>>to death.

>>>(Creepy.)*

>>>*

>>>(I'm still not over the pig.) *

>>>

>>>*

>>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.* * (Do

>>>not try this at home. Maybe at work.)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached

>>>to its

>>>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. **

>>>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")*

>>>

>>>*

>>>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human

>>>jumping the

>>>length of a football field.*

>>>*

>>>(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.* *

>>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.*

>>>*

>>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over

>>>quantity)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>Butterflies taste with their feet.* *

>>>(Something I always wanted to know.)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.* *

>>>(Hmmmmmm........)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer **than

>>>left-handed

>>>people.* *

>>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.* *

>>>(OK, so that would be a good thing....)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>A cat's urine glows under a black light.* *

>>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) *

>>>

>>>*

>>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.* *

>>>(I know some people like that.) *

>>>

>>>*

>>>Starfish have no brains.* *

>>>(I know some people like that too.)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>Polar bears are left-handed.* *

>>>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)*

>>>

>>>*

>>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for*

>>>*pleasure.*

>>>*

>>>(What about that pig??) *

>>>

>>>*

>>>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the

>>>stupidity

>>>and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even

>>>a

>>>chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. *

>>>

>>>_

[Pericles]

the lady who composed this wants to be a pig in her next life ...

Thats so old I saw it in the days before I had a computer. (1993, before anyone asks.)

[isurujosh]

Thats so old I saw it in the days before I had a computer. (1993, before anyone asks.)

old is gold

[Hola]

Cute no? A white HRV and a white Civic looking at each other

[SpeedHolic]

Cute no? A white HRV and a white Civic looking at each other

gosh, this takes hondaism to a whole new level.... effing unbelievable man... at a loss for words... seriously.. peri hope u can fill in my blanks..

[Elvis_Pil]

Cute no? A white HRV and a white Civic looking at each other

Hmm which is which? butch and femme? Nope both are from the same side for sure

[Pericles]

gosh, this takes hondaism to a whole new level.... effing unbelievable man... at a loss for words... seriously.. peri hope u can fill in my blanks..

Err, no I'd rather not. That would mean descending into language not appropriate for a moderator.

[isurujosh]

Cute no? A white HRV and a white Civic looking at each other

hey cool stuff bro!

itz a nice pic. illustrates uniformity of Honda's styling theme!

itz cool how they maintain some form of uniformity among different models and across various generations of the same model!

[not that other manufactirers don't have such uniformity]

[Hola]

Here....from another angle

Err, no I'd rather not. That would mean descending into language not appropriate for a moderator.

yeah ne...you know it better...

[Pericles]

yeah ne...you know it better...

Eh?

And if ur refering to what I think u are, u'll be getting a reply later by mail anyway.

[Hola]

Eh?

And if ur refering to what I think u are, u'll be getting a reply later by mail anyway.

Yes, I am refering for what you are refering... I am already drafting a mail to you as well. Coincidence

[fuzzo]

Yes, I am refering for what you are refering... I am already drafting a mail to you as well. Coincidence

awww..how cute.. you'll are passing notes to each other now... pen-pals

[Pericles]

awww..how cute.. you'll are passing notes to each other now... pen-pals

U are NOT helping the situ.

[fuzzo]

U are NOT helping the situ.

[noaim]

awww..how cute.. you'll are passing notes to each other now... pen-pals

[GihanFX]

awww..how cute.. you'll are passing notes to each other now... pen-pals

Gud One Fuzzo

Edited September 1, 2006 by GihanFX

[nadskit]

awww..how cute.. you'll are passing notes to each other now... pen-pals

[Hola]

ado ado...monawada kiyannie? :-)

Here,everyone...can you helpon education stuff ? Does the Inidian MBAs offred in SL got good recogniton? I hope its ok since this is the POST WHORING thread

[Elvis_Pil]

awww..how cute.. you'll are passing notes to each other now... pen-pals

Legend of a comment machan!

Wait- I'm imagining the letters hand written with a feather pen! In beautiful handwriting! Like the forward email I sent you this morning!

[Hola]

Legend of a comment machan!

Wait- I'm imagining the letters hand written with a feather pen! In beautiful handwriting! Like the forward email I sent you this morning!

oh, so you forward love letters? typical...was it sealed with a kiss?

[isurujosh]

awww..how cute.. you'll are passing notes to each other now... pen-pals

soft killer of a joke!