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Well guys I have noticed the quality of posts were gradually diminishing due to the "post counter" on this new forum i.e rat race to B the highest post(whor)ers Therefore I hope MADZ wouldnt mind

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an EVo??? :huh: that piping looks outrageous - can u give a few technical specs on it machang?

that looks like a space frame onto which al is bolted onto - but its jus mind bogling é way é exhust has been manipulated... :blink:

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4G63T Custom JE Forged Pistons Custom Carrillo Con Rods Solid block High Volume Oil Pump Custom Sump w/internal Baffle Box HKS Competition Head Gasket Custom STM Fastners Engine fully balanced and blueprinted to STM specs Ported polished and CC’d Competition Valve Springs, Retainers and Valves Custom Billet Camshafts Solid lifters HKS Vernier Adjustable Cam Gears 90mm Alloy Intake Plumbing 90mm Throttle Body Custom Alloy Plenum Chamber Custom Stainless Manifold HKS T51R Ball Bearing Turbocharger HKS GT 60mm Wastegate Ice/Water to Air Barrel Intercooler Tial Racing B.O.V Wiggins Aerospace Hose Clamps 10 Litre Fuel Cell Weldon Methanol Fuel Pump Peterson Pre Pump Fuel Filter Peterson Post Pump Fuel Filter Twin Custom Fuel Rails 8x 1800cc Methanol Injectors Weldon Adjustable Fuel Pressure Regulator 4x Motec Coils Top Gun 8.8mm Leads 100mm Stainless Exhaust Stainless 65mm Dump Custom Header Tank Custom Water Overflow Tank Motec M800 ECU Motec E888 Expansion Motec CDI4 Ignition Computer

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Custom Dog Gear Box w/Custom Drag Gear Ratios Full Spool Center Diff Cusco Clutch Plate 1.5 Way Front LSD Chrome Molly Flywheel w/Quarter Master Triple Plate Cusco Clutch-Plate 4 Spider Rear LSD Custom Half Shafts Custom Main Drive Shaft

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Custom Chrome Molly Double Wishbone Front w/Koni Adjustable Coil Over Shocks All Linkages Rose Jointed Modified Rose Jointed Suspension Arms Rear w/Koni Adjustable Coil Over Shocks & Pillow Ball Mounts Rear Cusco Strut Brace King Springs Competition Coil-Over Springs

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Standard Evo 3 Simpson Parachute

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EVO 3 body kit One Piece Carbon Fibre Front End Alloy Rear Wing and Carbon Fibre Rear Diffuser Full Flat Carbon Under Tray Light Weight Doors Lexan Windows

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1x Racetech 4000 Seat Momo Race Wheel Momo Gear Knob Four Stage Shift Light Trust Water Temp Gauge Parachute Release Lever 8 Second Legal Chromoly Roll Cage

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8.78 @ 168.5mph 1/4mile MPH 170.5mph

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Devinda_Z Apprentice

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Talk Your Way Out Of Speeding Tickets

According to you I was doing 120, but according to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, time is slower for moving objects than stationary ones. According to my calculations, I was only doing 59.

I know I was speeding, but I'm taking my pregnant wife to hospital. Oh no! I must have left her at home.

Can I have an escort to the pub to drown my sorrows.

I know I was speeding, but I'm rushing home to get my wife pregnant.

I'm pregnant.

I have PMS. Back off!

I may have been excceding the speed limit but it was entirely safe. I've taken so many amphetamines, my reflexes are lighting fast.

I've just taken LSD, so I didn't even know I was driving.

How about we have a drag race. If you win, you can fine me double.

You can't fine me officer. I don't even have a licence.

I am being chased by aliens.

I am an alien.

Beam me up, Scotty.

Oh my God! What's that behind you! Note: remember to drive off really quickly when the cop turns to look

I am a Jedi. You don't need to see my identification. These are not the droids your looking for. I can go about my business. Move along. Note: this works best if you are in fact a Jedi

Thank God you're here officer. There's a mad man with an axe hiding under the back seat. Take a look. Well, he was there. I must have lost him when I went over that speed hump.

120. You don't say. That's fantastic! I always thought cops couldn't count past 100. Well done!

I just had the strangest dream that I was sleep-driving in the Nascar Championship.

Bat your eyelids sweetly. If that doesn't work, bat your cop with a baseball bat and drive like hell.

When the cop stops and walks to your car wait untill he gets near your door then drive foward a few metres. Repeat as many times as you like. He will either give up, or shoot you in the face. Either way you escape the ticket.

"My girlfriend's just got her period and she doesn't have anything on her to... er... fix it." (It helps to have your girlfriend in the car. Or a convincing blow-up doll.)

"Speed-ing? Disculpe, señor, no hablo español. Un momento! Estoy hablando español!" (Good idea if you are Hispanic or Latin... and have a great big submachine gun on the seat next to you)

Sorry oficer. I did not mean to speed but my wife ran off with a police man last week and when I saw the patrol car following me, i was terrified you were bringing her back.

Officer thank God you stopped me. I was just looking for a cop. There is a body on the side of the road back there about 5 miles or so. I didn't stop to check it out but you should hurry back there and see what's up!

Officer!! Myself and this car are contaminated with a unknown flammable poison, which is deadly to the interaction with doughnuts and doughnut-like products.

Meant no harm officer. Just tryin' to blow-dry the car after a good wash.

Tell the cop you have a dead body in the trunk. After he calls for back up and checks the trunk, he will find the trunk empty. Turn to the other cop and say, 'I bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding as well.'

I meant to slow down but I accidentally pressed the accelerator instead of the brake!

No hablar Engles Senor

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hey im new here as well .. so i wont waste a new thread. . so hey ..

i saw this site from a search i did with my name and honda and it came up.. lol so i decided to join cause im sinhalease but i live in london..

btw thats mi car in my avatar.

lol i know this is an old thread but guess what ????? da reason why you found this site with search keywords HONDA and ISURU is me :D ... jst for the record in case u visit AL again

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Hola Newbie

Hola

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lol i know this is an old thread but guess what ????? da reason why you found this site with search keywords HONDA and ISURU is me :D ... jst for the record in case u visit AL again

:blink::action-smiley-060: What? huh?

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Devinda_Z

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our dear friend ISURU has been soooo jobess n vain today that he has gone & googled himself up! :P

basically if u google " HONDA ISURU" the 1st link u get is the autolanka link for this particuar thread :D

google DEvinda 300zx and voila - guess wut comes up :lol:

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isurujosh Newbie

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our dear friend ISURU has been soooo jobess n vain today that he has gone & googled himself up! :P

basically if u google " HONDA ISURU" the 1st link u get is the autolanka link for this particuar thread :D

google DEvinda 300zx and voila - guess wut comes up :lol:

hey i am not the one who googled itz this isuru perera dude who had done it back in January and found him self in AL and thus his decision to post in this thread...

anyway google results change consistently, when i googled now (according to your claim) the first hit was a topic in old AL forum...

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