I'm Running For The President Of The United States

Mani · October 3, 2008

Upon closer inspection of the candidates running for the highest office in the US, I have decided that neither one is qualified to perform the job at hand.

So, I have made the decision to run for the US Presidency. I'm yet to pick my running mate but I hope for someone with at least a D cup.

Here is my promotional video and I'm happy to announce that I have a pretty good backing from people all around this country. Even the hillbillies and red necks are supporting my movement. Very encouraging news, indeed!

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=370617&a...altl=Kbzbtjohif

I hope that I can get your support as fellow Sri Lankans as well.

Of course, with my candidacy, there is the obligatory promises that I must make.

Fro the time being, I have come up with the following promises that I plan on keeping. I'm also open to any suggestions from you all, as your support is vital in me being elected to the highet office in the United States.

Upon my election, I will:

1. Make Sri Lanka a nuclear nation with batteries of weapons pointing in all direction

2. Will build at least 3 race tracks and offer it for free to all AL members

3. Will out-law all brass and panties unless they are of the thong variety

4. Will make it a law that all ladies must flash any AL members upon confirmation that he is a member of AL. To all ladies who are members here, we can talk about your requirements. [please sumit your request with your picture for consideration].

If you have any other priorities, that you would like me to consider, please feel free to post. I shall include all of it in my agenda and will wholeheartedly consider it.

Thank you in advance for your support.