Post Whoring - Part 2

[miniace]

Select AL Classifieds..... click for more.... Once all the pics appear delete the URL from the address bar and paste the below script:

java script:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)

See the Magic....

Works on any page.....

No luck mate! whats the case case?

[milinda]

No luck mate! whats the case case?

Works only with MS Internet Explorer

[ruwds]

Works only with MS Internet Explorer

its cool!! thxs small edit...no space between java n script.

java script:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)

[The Don]

its cool!! thxs small edit...no space between java n script.

java script:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)

Ha ha you have made the same mistake though

java script:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)

or was it intentional ?

[ruwds]

Ha ha you have made the same mistake though

java script:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)

or was it intentional ?

no..it wasnt intentional... jus now noticed that its nt a mistake...even u got it wth a space..

tried to paste it without the space n a space comes in between. think its to do wth the forum..

so when tryin use that without the space between java n script

Edited August 24, 2007 by ruwds

[The Don]

I think its the bloody forum software which puts a space between java and script probably because this site has its own javascript running and cannot afford to embed new javascript !

[dillongt]

son of Hulk Hogan, the professional wrestler and now family-man on reality TV, was seriously injured in a car accident tonight in Clearwater, Fla. Law enforcement tells TMZ the accident occurred around 7:31 PM ET. According to police, a Toyota Supra, driven by Nick Bollea (Hogan's real name), was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we're told, "destroyed the entire car." The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St. Petersburg. We're told both men had "very very serious" injuries.

[miniace]

TAKE AWAY ROOMS !!!!

[Pericles]

TAKE AWAY ROOMS !!!!

This in Nugegoda? I saw it yesterday

[Watchman]

This in Nugegoda? I saw it yesterday

yeah.. I remember this its the road going to kotte from nugegoda.... it IS pretty funny!

[miniace]

This in Nugegoda? I saw it yesterday

Yeah Nugegoda!!

[Supra_Natural]

Here is a guide to help you decode the real truth behind those classified car ads.

"What the ad says" - "What it actually means."

* Must sell - Before it blows up.

* Many new parts - I'm sick of dumping money into this broken down heap.

* Appraised at $29,000 - By me.

* Frame-off Restoration - The body actually rusted right off the frame.

* Needs Front-End Alignment - Some serious frame-straightening wouldn't hurt either.

* Same Owner For Last 20 Years - I'd never dream of selling it unless it was as bad as it is.

* Must See To Appreciate - It's a scientific mystery as to how a car with bad valves, a cracked block, and no bands left in the transmission can still get to the end of the driveway and back.

* Needs Minor Work - Needs significant work.

* Needs Nothing - Except a tow truck.

* All Original - Except for the tunnel ram intake, Pro Stock hoodscoop, KMart sunroof, fender flares by Bondo, Krylon paint job, hurky air shocks, mohair upholstery, Pep Boy stereo, and pawn shop wheels.

* Ready To Restore - After 8 years of abuse on the drag strip and 20 years in a yield exposed to the elements, it is ready to be restored.

* Easy Project Car - Completely disassembled, bring boxes!

* Minor Rust - Don't sit down!

* Minor Rust - Major rust you can’t see.

* Minor Rust - I though I had it all covered with bondo, but you can still see some rust.

* Low Mileage - Only 170,000.

* Faster than a 'Vette - A Chevette.

* Convertible - After driving under truck.

* Runs Great - Too bad it doesn’t roll.

* Third Owner - To see the light and get rid of this piece of junk.

* Nice Stereo - To overcome exhaust noise.

* Good Investment - Can't be worth much less.

* California Car - And has been since it arrived from Cleveland three weeks ago.

* Numbers-Matching - The price in my ad matches the number of dollars I'd like to get for it.

* Original Hemi Engine - Just installed it last week.

* Authentic - To bad the VIN doesn't match up.

* Fast - Compared to a Geo Metro.

* Looks Great - In dim light.

* Always Garaged - That's because it would never run long enough for me to get it out of the garage.

* Needs Paint - To cover rust.

* New Paint - Beautifully covers rust.

* Solid as a rock - Rusted solid

* Clean - I will vacuum up the 6 month old French Fries 10 minutes before you see the car.

* Over $20,000 Invested - And that was just to get it to run.

* Restored, With 0 Miles - Won't start.

* Restored, With 2 Miles - Won't stay running.

* Older Restoration - First owner washed it.

* One Owner - I couldn't even give it away.

* Fully Loaded - Seller is too.

* All Options - 8-track player.

* 95% Complete - Can't find the other 5%.

* 95% Complete - Everything except the engine.

* Low Miles - Ever since the odometer was turned back.

* Only 59,000 Miles - Actually 359,000 miles.

* Rare Model - One of only 500,000 made.

* Good Transportation - It's ugly as sin.

* Must Sell - Before the law finds seller.

* Must Sell - Need bail money.

* Must Sell - My wife just bought new furniture; again.

* Sure to Appreciate - Yeah, that's why I'm selling it.

* Summer Fun - Roof leaks in winter.

* Summer Fun - Won't make it to fall.

* Reliable - Don't leave the neighborhood.

* Clean - Homeless dude at 5th and Main did the windows.

* Runs fine - I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last minute attack of conscience.

* Daily Driver - 400 miles a day.

* Only Driven Sundays - Sunday is race day.

* Engine Rebuilt - Engine degreased to look it.

* Doesn’t Smoke - No oil to burn, or 90wt oil.

* Trans. Rebuilt - Fine sawdust used to make it quiet.

* 4 Speed Gearbox - 5th gear is dead.

* Engine Blueprinted - I don't know what that means either.

* Hurry, Won't Last - Neither will the car.

* Needs some body work - Was side-swiped by a Winnebago.

* New Tires - Retreads years ago.

* Or Best Offer - I'm guessing at the price here.

* Well Maintained - I occasionally changed the oil.

* Well Maintained - Oil changed every other leap year.

* Drives Like a Dream - A nightmare.

* No Time To Restore It - Can't find the parts.

* Never Smoked In - Unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.

* Needs Minor Repair - Doesn't run.

* Needs Minor Overhaul - Needs engine.

* Needs Major Overhaul - Phone the junkyard.

* Car Cover - To help keep out rats.

* Always Garaged - Embarrassed to leave it outside.

* Looks like new - Just don't try to drive it anywhere.

* Rough Condition - Too bad to lie about.

* Family Owned - Driven by 6 teenagers.

* Restoration Started - The rest of the car has been in boxes since 1992.

* Fully Restored - Nothing original.

* All Original - I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.

* Desireable Classic - No one wants it.

* Rare Classic - No one wanted it, even when it was new.

* Stored 20 Years - In a farmer's field.

* Ran When Stored - But doesn't start now.

* Never Apart - Bolts too rounded to loosen.

* Smog Exempt - DMV doesn't think so.

* Tags Till Next Year - Stolen year sticker.

* Excellent Gas Mileage - It's slow.

* Project Car - I can't figure out how to finish it, and I doubt you will either.

* Moving, Must Sell - Off to jail, need bail money.

* No Disappointments - Once you hand me the cash, I promise I won't be disappointed.

* Loaded with Options - None of them work.

* Loaded with Options - Each one more troublesome than the last.

* Burns No Oil - It all leaks out.

* Rebuilt Engine - Cleaned the spark plugs.

* Drive It Away - I live on a hill.

* Drive It Anywhere - Within 10 miles.

* Rare Option - Because the factory never offered it.

* Motivated Seller - Motivated to get the hell out of town.

* Lots of Potential - To drive you insane.

* Engine Quite - Uses 90-weight oil.

* Parts Car - Beyond repair.

* Immaculate - Recently washed.

* Concours Condition - Recently waxed.

* 95 Point Car - You think that is impressive, you should see the points on my driving record.

* Show Winner - Once got third place in the 1983 Eastern Iowa Star Trek Convention - but that was before the rust got really bad.

* Other Interests Conflict - Spouse's ultimatum: "Either that #!!@# thing goes or I do!"

[Arc Angel]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7861/pic0003wp0.jpg

guys uploading with this imageshack thing is kinda new to me... let me know if you guys can see the pic and how to put the pic directly on the board.

thanks and enjoy..

Edited September 24, 2007 by Arc Angel

[Supra_Natural]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7861/pic0003wp0.jpg

guys uploading with this imageshack thing is kinda new to me... let me know if you guys can see the pic and how to put the pic directly on the board.

thanks and enjoy..

woah!! where'd you see this mate? truly weird

about the imageshack tool, once you upload the image, of the list of available options..... copy paste "hotlink for forums 1".... that should do the trick..

[Arc Angel]

woah!! where'd you see this mate? truly weird

about the imageshack tool, once you upload the image, of the list of available options..... copy paste "hotlink for forums 1".... that should do the trick..

sadly I didn't see it for myself.. got a mail... but it is crazy , isn't it....

there is a similar one in Dehiwela... will get some pics and post :-)

thanks for the info bout the link bro.

[miniace]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7861/pic0003wp0.jpg

guys uploading with this imageshack thing is kinda new to me... let me know if you guys can see the pic and how to put the pic directly on the board.

thanks and enjoy..

Hey Arc Angel thats a nice one!!

Uploaded it again for better view!

MINIACE

[ash]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7861/pic0003wp0.jpg

guys uploading with this imageshack thing is kinda new to me... let me know if you guys can see the pic and how to put the pic directly on the board.

thanks and enjoy..

Crazy.... I want some Uniyon pride rice with Dewel Cattle fish, plean fried cancan with a bullsai....

Where's this place????

[miniace]

Yeah..where is this place machan ??...worth a visit

[Pericles]

Crazy.... I want some Uniyon pride rice with Dewel Cattle fish, plean fried cancan with a bullsai....

Where's this place????

Sure you don't want some Chicken Stork Soup for starters?

Bit of an identity crisis, this soup.

I'll have the Beef with Paper Souse...

[Supra_Natural]

talk about a gastronomic experience!!

i'll take the Basmathi Chicken and Swims pride rice, with a side order of Cilly fish with Casuwer nuts, the Sween and Sover Chicken, and a dish of Plean fried CanCan please.....

oh and an extra portion of Pried prawns in Hot Halik Souse to go....

Yum Yum

[Arc Angel]

I know guys, I couldn't stop laughing for about half an hour after seeing it for the first time

got it from a friend of mine, will ask him and let you guys know where this is...

and if you want some more, there's an interesting menu at the imp#la in dehiwels too :-)

they serve "egg rot"

btw, dont any of you guys want the "chicken peesers"???

Edited September 24, 2007 by Arc Angel

[thushara_g]

Riced up in Russia and neighborhood.

One of a kinds

Results from riding behind a paint truck

What a mess

Edited October 5, 2007 by thushara_g

[noaim]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the

Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

[sharkster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc

[thushara_g]

Edited October 15, 2007 by thushara_g