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Have found this website and the technology is sensational.

You can enter in a mobile number and the satellite will track where the

number is.

Enter in your partners mobile number and see where they are.

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com

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i knew this was TOO good to be true :) but hell.. it does show a vivid picture of where MOST of the people really are ..

Zz

Posted (edited)

good one gihan!!! :lol: mama moodaya wagé gihilla mage number eka daala try kara! :D

he he same hapend to me when i first saw this :D mamath modaya wage meage number eka daala try kala then after i saw the final pics i realize it wasnt me :P

i knew this was TOO good to be true :) but hell.. it does show a vivid picture of where MOST of the people really are ..

Zz

true

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he he same hapend to me when i first saw this :D mamath modaya wage meage number eka daala try kala then after i saw the final pics i realize it wasnt me :P

Think everybody must have done the same thing... same with me. But it :wasntme:

Good one Gihan!!!

Posted

Have found this website and the technology is sensational.

You can enter in a mobile number and the satellite will track where the

number is.

Enter in your partners mobile number and see where they are.

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com

IPB Image

Good One Dude :lol:

Posted (edited)

GihanFX great macho!

I put my mob number ....I couldnt belive my eyes :lol: :lol: Pic was blurred ne'?? :lol:

ha ha so where is our big brother preveen :blink: so lets type his no and see where he is :lol:

Edited by GihanFX
Posted

ha ha so where is our big brother preveen :blink: so lets type his no and see where he is :lol:

Preveen didn't bother with that link. And anyway, there were some responses before I saw it so I knew something was up.

Posted (edited)

Guys.. I wanted to track my friend's mobile.. but i found two other people who are they :P

Edited by lil_shane
Posted

Preveen didn't bother with that link. And anyway, there were some responses before I saw it so I knew something was up.

so u didnt put ur no huh anyway just try it dnt worry :D

Posted

He he Land Rover it is!!

adooo you beat me to it!!!! i was gonna post that as i came across it a few days back! :D

looks like all Landy boys htink alike! :lol:

Posted

:lol: ...this comming from a guy who drives a Peugeot... :rolleyes:

:P

err.. nobody takes peugeots off road do they? if they do, they deserve to break down..... :lol:

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A bit of an old one, but still good nevertheless.

How To Shower Like a Woman: :rolleyes:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper

according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to

do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long

loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added

vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with

real passion fruit.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes

until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave

them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the

woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

Rnse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of

tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly

off.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the

woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind

this, there is something so very wrong with you.

Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!

Posted

err.. nobody takes peugeots off road do they? if they do, they deserve to break down..... :lol:

Machan is yr 406 manu. or Auto ???we have a Auto and had a few problems

Posted

Machan is yr 406 manu. or Auto ???we have a Auto and had a few problems

Oh No mate, its a manual!!! I have enough issues with it already thank you very much.... but what are the problems you've had??

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