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2012-12-21 World End...what Do U Think Guys ???


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Yes yes,the world will end this year,,,Sell all your possessions and head to a higher ground.I'll give you 5000 rupees for your house and your car.Hurry up before the apocalypse cos housing and the vehicle market will collapse under Lord Lucifer's regime.

Ave Satani!

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Credible sources report Skynet will become self aware and launch it's missiles against it's enemies. The only way to survive is to own a nuclear bunker. I own one and I'm renting space. 1000 bucks per head, ladies free.

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When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

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fellows..

why are your so called astrologers not talking about this.....is it because it is a lie...................

No no it's completely true. They're just sulking cause they're mad at the Mayans for cheating them of their livelihood, that's all.

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Wiki - Scholars from various disciplines have dismissed the idea of such cataclysmic events occurring in 2012. Professional Mayanist scholars state that predictions of impending doom are not found in any of the extant classic Maya accounts, and that the idea that the Long Count calendar "ends" in 2012 misrepresents Maya history and culture. Astronomers and other scientists have rejected the proposed events as pseudoscience, stating that they are contradicted by simple astronomical observations.

that settles it. period :)

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fellows..

why are your so called astrologers not talking about this.....is it because it is a lie...................

sorry i should rephrase it as our astrologers..........i do believe in astrology to a minimal level

(there are some experts out over there)....but think that here is a field that very tom dick and harry have entered and abused the art of prediction..and thus make us loose faith in the whole system....

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Wiki - Scholars from various disciplines have dismissed the idea of such cataclysmic events occurring in 2012. Professional Mayanist scholars state that predictions of impending doom are not found in any of the extant classic Maya accounts, and that the idea that the Long Count calendar "ends" in 2012 misrepresents Maya history and culture. Astronomers and other scientists have rejected the proposed events as pseudoscience, stating that they are contradicted by simple astronomical observations:)

There you go,

Wikipedia has spoken... No reason what so ever to worry :)

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There you go,

Wikipedia has spoken... No reason what so ever to worry :)

Yes it is actually.

Wikipedia is much more reliable than old books and fables written by ignorant stupid men that claimed earth is flat and made in seven days, virgins giving birth, virgins in heavens, talking snakes, talking neonates, talking bushes, babies that walk on lotus leaves, messiahs who walk on water and then turn it to wine, resurrecting dead, people who claimed they are are sons of Gods, Gods with elephant heads, Gods with monkey heads, Gods with multiple hands, and there is some jealous, control-freak up in the sky watching your every move and.....now this "end of the world in 2012" just so that some nondescript idiot has misinterpreted the mayan calendar

Yes, rather the Wikipedia for my daily fix, thank you very much :)

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Yes it is actually.

Wikipedia is much more reliable than old books and fables written by ignorant stupid men that claimed earth is flat and made in seven days, virgins giving birth, virgins in heavens, talking snakes, talking neonates, talking bushes, babies that walk on lotus leaves, messiahs who walk on water and then turn it to wine, resurrecting dead, people who claimed they are are sons of Gods, Gods with elephant heads, Gods with monkey heads, Gods with multiple hands, and there is some jealous, control-freak up in the sky watching your every move and.....now this "end of the world in 2012" just so that some nondescript idiot has misinterpreted the mayan calendar

Yes, rather the Wikipedia for my daily fix, thank you very much :)

You do realize that wikipedia can be edited by anyone with a valid email right ? :rolleyes:

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You do realize that wikipedia can be edited by anyone with a valid email right ? :rolleyes:

Do YOU realize that wikipedia now has a pretty decent system of checks and balances thanks to the wiki community?

False information doesn't last very long... especially if it's an article that is read a lot.

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You do realize that wikipedia can be edited by anyone with a valid email right ? :rolleyes:

please refer above by Supra :)

PS: And also YT, FB and any other social media site. WWW is the graveyard for myths, fables, politicians and Gods (and mayan calendars)

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