"mystery Product At The Ceylon Motor Show" Taking Your Car From Ordinary To Extra Ordinary!!!

[miniace]

Oh good fun OP..Do you accept sarcastic hugz?? Got one for you.

MINIACE

[chan5]

or tie it to a one of those heavy cement blocks and send it down so it can swim with the fish...

as in prison break right?

[YALA]

as in prison break right?

more like sopranos and not the local karaoke joint either...never really watched prison break

[vishkid]

Why is body disposal such a concern? A good killer would go on a spree and never be found .. unless he wants to be found!

Frankly I can't be bothered.

[jdnet]

Why is body disposal such a concern? A good killer would go on a spree and never be found .. unless he wants to be found!

Frankly I can't be bothered.

Listen n00b, going on a killing spree may be fun and you may think you will never get caught. The fact is that if you act all reckless you are bound to get caught at one point or the other. Us real killers know what we are doing. So we don't want the "i'm so cool because I murdered someone" people here ok?

[VVTi]

I've had great success in chopping the body up in to manageable pieces, freezing them in small plastic bags and then everytime I go out COlombo which is frequently, I chuck them out of a window when going over a bridge. The fish and the kabaragoyas look after the rest.

Of course being a bit of a Tree Hugger, I reuse the sili sili bags.

Now with the E01 opne, throwing them out randomly is a breeze. Everything on that road is road kill...

[liya]

Then The U***A *A*I**G C*SS** T*N**G Solution will make this a reality.

UbalA AraGaning Abbasge CarSShiTiNG Solution!

(I'm just trying to guess the name of the product)

[Andrew_GTR]

Hey guys, the mystery product is actually 'Ultra Racing'... those of you in the racing field will know the product...alot of the race cars use their strut and suspension products.. so they have come in officially to sri lanka... was at the stall today and quite impressed with what they hope to achieve! even i was expecting some other nonsense..lol

[Komisiripala]

Listen n00b, going on a killing spree may be fun and you may think you will never get caught. The fact is that if you act all reckless you are bound to get caught at one point or the other. Us real killers know what we are doing. So we don't want the "i'm so cool because I murdered someone" people here ok?

i've killed a few. no really. i'll let the reality of that sink in a little

[jdnet]

i've killed a few. no really. i'll let the reality of that sink in a little

please don't tell me you had some accidents while performing surgery.

[vishkid]

Listen n00b, going on a killing spree may be fun and you may think you will never get caught. The fact is that if you act all reckless you are bound to get caught at one point or the other. Us real killers know what we are doing. So we don't want the "i'm so cool because I murdered someone" people here ok?

Sorry n00b, that's what lame ass killers do - waste time trying to dipose the body. The truly evil of us just hv a good ole ::evil laugh:: while putting the feet up and sippin' a barcardi watching the LE trying to figure out what in the feckin' hell happened.

Read up on serial killers and why they are caught.

[vishkid]

i've killed a few. no really. i'll let the reality of that sink in a little

Ouch .. that's unfair .. we don't get that opportunity in our day job!

[Komisiripala]

Ouch .. that's unfair .. we don't get that opportunity in our day job!

True true. And I've sipped a few bacardis to get over those memories. Never easy!

[rameez]

Hey guys, the mystery product is actually 'Ultra Racing'... those of you in the racing field will know the product...alot of the race cars use their strut and suspension products.. so they have come in officially to sri lanka... was at the stall today and quite impressed with what they hope to achieve! even i was expecting some other nonsense..lol

jabbas will be happy at least to see some respect for his advertising efforts

[Komisiripala]

jabbas will be happy at least to see some respect for his advertising efforts

I just couldn't find the stall!

[Crosswind]

If its a good product, what is it doing in the hands of this monkey?

If he introduced the product directly instead of calling it a mystery product and talking about developing the country and thus sounding like he's selling a cheap chinese knock-off of viagra, he would have got the publicity he Wanted.

[Blitz]

I just couldn't find the stall!

exactly,. me either..

[Kavvz]

_{Yeah... But I find feeding them to pigs helps too... Pigs will go through a cadaver in less than 2 hours}

Brick Top from 'Snatch'

[NZer]

It was a surprise condom stall for all the tricksters out there

[rameez]

I just couldn't find the stall!

machang komi....

me neither.........i went there today and all that was there was a small go cart tent....the new car dealers in hall A and B....and the classics outside.then the motorbikes.

maybe Jabbas decided tht it was not a mystery product after all..........Jeez...... . While there i just asked for the price of Hero Honda bike and believe me the price was some where around 2.5 Lks.

Just for a 110cc bike. god save srilanka

Edited June 10, 2012 by rameez

[NRX]

machang komi....

me neither.........i went there today and all that was there was a small go cart tent....the new car dealers in hall A and B....and the classics outside.then the motorbikes.

maybe Jabbas decided tht it was not a mystery product after all..........Jeez...... . While there i just asked for the price of Hero Honda bike and believe me the price was some where around 2.5 Lks.

Just for a 110cc bike. god save srilanka

Machan read the PM will you ?

[H.C]

exactly,. me either..

Me too,couldnt find it!

[jdnet]

Me too,couldnt find it!

are you surprised? I mean look at the crappy job the guy in charge of marketing did.

[H.C]

After Andrews comments i thought there would be something interesting,at least to see our genious autolankan!

[VVTi]

Brick Top from 'Snatch'

Nope, from Hannibal...