Post Whoring - Part 2

[Croozer]

Hey PPL, Wanna sip any of the following varieties ?

Supposed to be captured somewhere down Puttlam.....

Cheers

[Devinda_Z]

[Croozer]

OUR DRIVING HEROES !!!

[Arc Angel]

OUR DRIVING HEROES !!!

truly a work of art

[ash]

Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe!!!

[Arc Angel]

come and get it... hot hot!

Edited November 13, 2007 by Arc Angel

[Ripper]

He he Devinda... we should have that in SL too

there even threewheelers, container trucks etc with those specs on em

Ricing is a bit of dodgy area to tread in AL cos some guys tend to like that sorta stuff

[Pericles]

Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe!!!

This pic even made it onto Top Gear

[sharkster]

for the gamers

Prototype Trailer

[Supra_Natural]

Things I learned from the Movies

1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

15. All single women have a cat.

16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

27. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.

28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

[Croozer]

ela

[miniace]

Thats Supra malli!!

[Dj shan]

Wow! thanks for that post!! :grinning-smiley-003:

[Supra_Natural]

lol thanks guys, but it was just something I found elsewhere and thought was funny...

[Devinda_Z]

http://allworldcars.com/wordpress/?p=2122

[GearHead]

Here's some more info about it guys

Edited March 3, 2008 by GearHead

[AMG]

29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

This is a good one which I can see almost each and every movies. One more think is they never lock the cars. Just shut the door and walk.

Its really funny. Thank for that supra.

[AMG]

29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

This is a good one which I can see almost each and every movies. One more think is they never lock the cars. Just shut the door and walk.

Its really funny. Thank for that supra.

[Watchman]

29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

This is a good one which I can see almost each and every movies. One more think is they never lock the cars. Just shut the door and walk.

But yet, if a guy with a gun or some other weapon is coming to attack the main character the door is always locked and he/she won't be able to open it till the very last moment. And even if he/she does, the engine wont start up till the villan is right there banging on the window! :D

Edited March 4, 2008 by Dilesh

[Watchman]

probably one of the most fuel efiicient trips made by this humvee

[Devinda_Z]

Fifth Gear’s Tom Ford’s "Wookie" nickname is well deserved as he really is freakishly hirsute

[Supra_Natural]

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says..............."Bicycles."

[Devinda_Z]

Italian Tax Police Bust Up

Fake-Ferrari Ring

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120414482929897501.html

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1204153571...od=hpp_us_autos

[miniace]

Love from India!

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[miniace]

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