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VVTi Newbie

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sorry my bad then :(

My BILs Swift has AWD too. Amazing... holds the road like velcro.... some cars that have absolutely no stickers has the most amazing gizmos.

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Komisiripala
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using human tools to achieve a goal? higher intelligence? hot damn! on huludagoda road, mount! he was tapping the speedo with his hoof before eating his greens!

MasterDon
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Haha...good eye machan! I've also noticed that member 'Blitz' does not contribute any thing worthwhile to the forum.All his 1600+ posts are either in Post Whoring or here containing pics taken off th

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A concerned citizen reminds you to stay focused on road

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VVTi Newbie

VVTi

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True.A famous motorcycle rider from Jaela owns a 660 Turbo 4WD.

MINIACE

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sent you a PM for some advice, mate.

Supra_Natural Apprentice

Supra_Natural

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My BILs Swift has AWD too. Amazing... holds the road like velcro.... some cars that have absolutely no stickers has the most amazing gizmos.

Is it the new swift? a sports version im guessing?

Pericles Newbie

Pericles

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Seen it!!! next time fer sure as I live in Malabe.

Have any of you seen a Grey Ceres that has the following words on the rear number plate? FUEL INJECTED JUGGERNAUT? I almost crashed my car when I saw that!!!

No comments!!! :)

You won't see it around anymore :) Used to belong to a buddy. Sold it a few months ago. Not a car guy. It had that plate when he got it and it was there when he sold it. Lotsa ppl used to tease him about it too :D (yes, that includes yours truly.)

VVTi Newbie

VVTi

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Is it the new swift? a sports version im guessing?

Nope, its the old one that look like the Chevy Cruze. The Boxy one.

SHAI Newbie

SHAI

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OMG is that a "Modified" Shelby Cobra GT

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Ohhhh!!! better its a Nissan Cobra GL

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Machang Guru I think this car was on the AL classifieds at one time..........Was discussed on a thread too...just can't find it

Although its not the real thing it did have a front end that was close to the real thing :rolleyes:

SHAI Newbie

SHAI

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Check this out...got it on e-mail today :lol:

The title was 'Squid used to catch big fish" ;)

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VVTi Newbie

VVTi

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Next time any of you go by Lal Alwatte's place, read the board, VERY CAREFULLY!!!!! :)

Anyone want a TUNAP done on their car???

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harshansenadhir Apprentice

harshansenadhir

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I took these pics long ago and was tempting to publish in this thread but kept on hold coz there were lot of similar ones came up making fun out of trishaws having different names badges. Now have a look at this and I admit that it was nicely done...

ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the first ever BMW Auto Rickshaw..

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zonda Newbie

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I took these pics long ago and was tempting to publish in this thread but kept on hold coz there were lot of similar ones came up making fun out of trishaws having different names badges. Now have a look at this and I admit that it was nicely done...

ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the first ever BMW Auto Rickshaw..

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beat this

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harshansenadhir Apprentice

harshansenadhir

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ever wondered what your bum hole would look in proportion to the rest of your body when you are in prison? :P

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lol that was a good one together with the comment ... experience talks ? :sarcastic_hand:

Supra_Natural Apprentice

Supra_Natural

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This thing is an ACTUAL bentley by the looks of it, look through the windscreen at the window line, and the shapes of the seats all appear consistent with a Continental GT, maybe somebody fixed a Hyundai badge as a joke....

OR

It could be a chopped about Coupe/Tiburon

zonda Newbie

zonda

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This thing is an ACTUAL bentley by the looks of it, look through the windscreen at the window line, and the shapes of the seats all appear consistent with a Continental GT, maybe somebody fixed a Hyundai badge as a joke....

OR

It could be a chopped about Coupe/Tiburon

It is a Continental GT, source : Bentley Continental GT badged as Hyundai

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VVTi Newbie

VVTi

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NC sheriff's deputy uses Corvette to stop speeders

AP

Thu Jul 23, 8:56 pm ET

RALEIGH, N.C. – At least one sheriff's deputy in North Carolina won't have any trouble catching speeders. Multiple media outlets reported Wednesday that the Wake County Sheriff's Department has a Chevrolet Corvette Z06. Chevrolet said the car has a top track speed of 198 mph, with a base sticker price of $74,875. Its V8 racing engine generates 505 horsepower.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Phyllis Stevens said the car didn't cost the county any money since it was seized from a drug dealer.

Wake County isn't the first to used souped up cars.

Former Davidson County Sheriff Gerald Hege once had a Chevrolet Impala SS with a Corvette engine

Former Forsyth County Sheriff Ron Barker used several Camaro Z28s for traffic enforcement.

harshansenadhir Apprentice

harshansenadhir

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NC sheriff's deputy uses Corvette to stop speeders

AP

Thu Jul 23, 8:56 pm ET

RALEIGH, N.C. – At least one sheriff's deputy in North Carolina won't have any trouble catching speeders. Multiple media outlets reported Wednesday that the Wake County Sheriff's Department has a Chevrolet Corvette Z06. Chevrolet said the car has a top track speed of 198 mph, with a base sticker price of $74,875. Its V8 racing engine generates 505 horsepower.

Sheriff's spokeswoman Phyllis Stevens said the car didn't cost the county any money since it was seized from a drug dealer.

Wake County isn't the first to used souped up cars.

Former Davidson County Sheriff Gerald Hege once had a Chevrolet Impala SS with a Corvette engine

Former Forsyth County Sheriff Ron Barker used several Camaro Z28s for traffic enforcement.

what's so funny here mate? Is it just me or am i missing something here?

samishka Newbie

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Next time any of you go by Lal Alwatte's place, read the board, VERY CAREFULLY!!!!! :)

Anyone want a TUNAP done on their car???

"TUNAP" is correct. It is a (German?)Trade Name.

However in the same board there is another word called TUNUP which looks like a spelling mistake.

Since Mr. Alawatte is well conversant in English, I wonder whether he has delibarately done that to reduce the size of the sign board. :unsure:

Or is it a mistake made by the person who did the signboard???

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SHAI Newbie

SHAI

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Looky at what I spotted last week :lol:

Flight CRV....youre cleared for take off on runway 1 :D

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Ruslan Enthusiast

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Looky at what I spotted last week :lol:

Flight CRV....youre cleared for take off on runway 1 :D

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Nice looking Shopping Cart LMAO..

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