Post-Whoring

[Pericles]

oh, i heard you got 2 extra air bags. How is it?

What kinda question is that man? How is it to have extra airbags? Won't be any use unless he crashes, will it?

[Hola]

What kinda question is that man? How is it to have extra airbags? Won't be any use unless he crashes, will it?

Oh... He tested the air bags at Mag city. Its like a maintaiance thing. Stafords ofers the same thing too

[isurujosh]

Oh... He tested the air bags at Mag city. Its like a maintaiance thing. Stafords ofers the same thing too

WTF dude? i dint get two air bags, set aside testing 'em ... cut the crap will you... stop tesing me will ya...

[Hola]

WTF dude? i dint get two air bags, set aside testing 'em ... cut the crap will you... stop tesing me will ya...

ok calm down

[Pericles]

WTF dude? i dint get two air bags, set aside testing 'em ... cut the crap will you... stop tesing me will ya...

I'd be carefull if I was u. He HAS been implying things about ur dates as of late. This two airbag reference.... Its just sorta odd.

[Hola]

I'd be carefull if I was u. He HAS been implying things about ur dates as of late. This two airbag reference.... Its just sorta odd.

Machang you are very creative. But wrong...

The two air bag thing is not a reference. It was test done on his City. Its a long story...

[Saturn]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/avi_abrams/423568852/

Must try these stickers on a local car and see how people here react

Edited March 19, 2007 by Saturn

[Terabite]

Hey, You didn't by any chance buy that car off a guy called Adrian did you?

Just curious.

BTW, This "News Flash" for all you guys :

Latest product by Apple

Apple reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can

store and play music inside women's breasts. The iBoob is considered

to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about

men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

hey guys.. as for the iBoob.. look what i found http://jakechristie.blogspot.com/2005/10/iboob.html

not a bad idea after all...

how about a list of é cars which raced until then?

anything other than é supposedly usual honda's?

anything special??

when are the pics coming out????

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=931_1173069221

This video will make you hallucinate

(try it)

best results if you try fullscreen :)

i just got a headache.....

[SHAI]

yes da previous owner was one "adrian" why do u ask?

gud one abt da iBoob dude..!!

Nah, thought I recognised that huge air scoop on da bonnet.

Actually he'd done quite a bit of work on it already too right?

Anyway, was just curious is all.

[Hola]

Not for the weak hearts

[Saturn]

http://jalopnik.com/cars/news/respect-the-...tory-245386.php

what happens when you flip a viper

Edited March 20, 2007 by Saturn

[speeddemon200]

Nah, thought I recognised that huge air scoop on da bonnet.

Actually he'd done quite a bit of work on it already too right?

Anyway, was just curious is all.

yes he'd done quite a bit. had a time gettin rid of some of da "Bad mods" he'd done....like da electric fuel pump..which i replaced....because it was just burnin fuel while actually reducin performance......

doin gr8 now tho..after i put in da manual pump....performs brilliantly for a car that old...

[miniace]

FAMOUS LANDROVER OWNERS

British Royal family

Elizabeth Windsor - A Bronze Green 110 Defender

John Rhys Davies

Fidel Castro - Has a few Land Rovers, one of which is a bullet riddled Series I

Ross Perot-has several -- Series IIa's and III's

Tom Conti -has a 107" Station Wagon. White,

Linley (the son of Princess Margaret, UK) Blue Series III

Jim Carrey-has a Series III 88

Kevin Costner-a black 88 (I, II, III, hybrid)

Sylvester Stallone-109

John Laquette -has a 109 and an 88

Bill Murray-Black Series Land Rover

Dr. Mae Jemison (US shuttle astronaut) a 95 olive-drab Land Rover

Bryan Adams-90 Defender & Defender 100" hybrid

Robin Williams -Red 90 Defender 110 Defender. He used to drive an 88 before the Mork & Mindy show

Ralph Lauren -has a Series I and a couple of NA spec 110's

Jane Fonda and hubby Ted Turner - pair of the US-spec Defender 110's

Michael Jordan-a Black County

Ralph Loren -a NA spec 110's, but painted black

Oprah Winfrey-Defender (90/110)

Sean Connery-Defender 90

[Devinda_Z]

oh & don't forget to add

RICHARD HAMMOND

&

Devinda Fernando to that list!

[miniace]

Oh Devinda was omitted purposely due present syndrome status!

Richard hammond what model?

[miniace]

Still the topic is Land Rover

LAND ROVER ERROR CODES - ADDENDUM

122 Your roof is leaking

123 Roof leak detection system error

124 Roof leak detection system error detection sub-system error

125 Error display panel error 126 Your exhaust has fallen off

127 Excess draught in cabin

128 Cabin noise level exceed

129 Passenger seat cover split

130 Rear door frame weld split - remove spare tyre

131 Exhaust black smoke is blue

132 Exhaust blue smoke is black

133 Your audio cassette has stopped playing - flip cassette

135 Rear free wheel hubs engaged

136 excess bacon fat on breakfast grille (SIIA emulation only)

137 You are driving too close to the vehicle in front of you

138 Didn't I say so! (see above)

139 Meat pie on manifold browned nicely on one side

140 Meat pie burnt to cinder

141 Rear view mirror excess wobble

142 Interior maximum waterline exceeded

143 Your briefcase is still sitting on the front wing

144 rear crossmember rusted through

146 left outrigger fallen off

147 hard top removed (press button 4 on ceiling to cancel)

148 HP payments overdue

[Devinda_Z]

Richard hammond what model?

one was a 1986 110 ( possibly a V8) and the other a Series vehicle was it....or a newer vehicle...i just cant seem to recall for sure what the 2nd vehicle is....

then there are also people like the Wild Life Conservationist Jane Goodall who has been using Land rovers in Africa for well over 3 decades

the list of illutrious owners is really quite endless

RESPECT : LAND ROVER

[miniace]

SO LAND ROVER TALKS GO ON....

Some few silly questions asked from a Landy expert and equally silly answers given

How do I stop the drips on my leaky transfer case?

First drain the oil. Then replace the plug. This should solve the problem.

Can young children be of assistance when driving a Land Rover?

Not when driving. They do make excellent wheel chocks when parking, though.

Why does a 2.25 gas Land Rover take almost 20 seconds to 60mph?

A stock Land Rover has 8 speeds forward and you must wait 2.1 seconds between each shift.

How do I get my wife/husband to agree to purchasing a Land Rover?

You don't. Just buy it, get divorced, and then convince the judge to award you alimony to help support your "baby".

[miniace]

How many Land Rover Owners does it take to change a light bulb?

At least nine. The relative merits of genuine parts versus aftermarket products must be discussed, with of course, the consideration of the value of equivalent, common, american replacements, which leads to a lively symposium about the validity of non-original Land Rovers, degenerating into a heated argument about which particular Land Rover model is the best, incorporating, naturally, a joke about a Corgi or Dinky model being the best, starting a comparison of various miniature Land Rover collections, culminating with a trading frenzy, whilst the remaining participants rehash the benefits of cooking on a galvanized grill versus the resulting toxicity. Eventually the bulb *is* replaced, at which point, seeing as how it's Lucas Electrics, it promptly burns out again.

[Supra_Natural]

ROTFL

good one mini...

[miniace]

Good ,only one or all ...more will follow soon

[Rily]

How many Land Rover Owners does it take to change a light bulb?

At least nine. The relative merits of genuine parts versus aftermarket products must be discussed, with of course, the consideration of the value of equivalent, common, american replacements, which leads to a lively symposium about the validity of non-original Land Rovers, degenerating into a heated argument about which particular Land Rover model is the best, incorporating, naturally, a joke about a Corgi or Dinky model being the best, starting a comparison of various miniature Land Rover collections, culminating with a trading frenzy, whilst the remaining participants rehash the benefits of cooking on a galvanized grill versus the resulting toxicity. Eventually the bulb *is* replaced, at which point, seeing as how it's Lucas Electrics, it promptly burns out again.

Good one bro

[ash]

[Devinda_Z]

aaah the Joys of photoshop!!!!

on the subject of poking fun @ Landy's : this is more about the British component supplier who's name appear on everything on a LR from the filters to the inhectors!

-------------enjoy------------------

Not many people know that Land Rovers attempted to market a computer. Why did they stop? They could not find a way to get it to leak oil!

A Land Rover doesn´t leak oil, it marks it´s territory. Did you hear about the man whose Land Rover didn't leak oil? The factory took it back and worked on it until it did.

Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night? They all look the same. " - "He replied, "It does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"

The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.

Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.

The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.

"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.

A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...

Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.

Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

[Terabite]

uhhh.. not a bad idea for a toy maker...something like maisto should take this to it's next level & call them the MINI MICRO'S or something like that.. a limited edition... opps sorry..bit high i guess

Edited March 23, 2007 by Terabite