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Of course there will be options such as 'winker ears'. However 'as pihatu' lights will have a whole new meaning.

Whats to stop people from cutting off the Haraka's backside and attaching chicken legs to consume less Punnakku at low speeds...Now thats a Hybrid! :P

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Whats to stop people from cutting off the Haraka's backside and attaching chicken legs to consume less Punnakku at low speeds...Now thats a Hybrid! :P

nicely said MasterDon :lol:

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Or there will be some who wants to put 'additives' to the diet for the Bull to run faster. A Kos Eta laced Puannku feed will ensure extra thrust from the jet nozzle at the back. Whoooshhh!!!

'VTec Kicked in, yo!'

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Or there will be some who wants to put 'additives' to the diet for the Bull to run faster. A Kos Eta laced Puannku feed will ensure extra thrust from the jet nozzle at the back. Whoooshhh!!!

'VTec Kicked in, yo!'

FLOL! Vtec Kicked out it should be, the driver should wear a helmet and a visor not to get attacked by those partially digested kos eta ejecting from the jet nozzle at ultra high speed when Vtec start kicking out... and ultra light horseshoes aka "rubber mixed allow horseshoes" or "racing plates" to ensure better grip and handling at high speeds. Further, a phone and a walk-man tied to the reins gives you a "multifunction steering" ...

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FLOL! Vtec Kicked out it should be, the driver should wear a helmet and a visor not to get attacked by those partially digested kos eta ejecting from the jet nozzle at ultra high speed when Vtec start kicking out... and ultra light horseshoes aka "rubber mixed allow horseshoes" or "racing plates" to ensure better grip and handling at high speeds. Further, a phone and a walk-man tied to the reins gives you a "multifunction steering" ...

This modification has one great flaw!!!!

Where on earth will you attach that adjustable Shopping Cart Handle (aka. The Spoiler) to keep the Butt End of the Bull firmly planted on the ground?

Wee see a lot of Riced Hondas and Subarus with these wings to keep the rear end down, forget the fact its a FWD... ;)

Also... instead of HID fogs, you can HID Clog Lights... ;) Just like those 'walking activated light Shoes' that little kids wear... ;) That will out do any under carriage Neon set up!

Imagine the Clipety Clop and the blinking lights!!!

Wow.... when IJ pulls over in one of those Bad Boys on GP, all the chicks smooching under the umbrellas in the Viharamahadevi park will leave their boy friends immediately and come after him!!

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This modification has one great flaw!!!!

Where on earth will you attach that adjustable Shopping Cart Handle (aka. The Spoiler) to keep the Butt End of the Bull firmly planted on the ground?

Wee see a lot of Riced Hondas and Subarus with these wings to keep the rear end down, forget the fact its a FWD... ;)

well the bullock-cart is fundamentally AWD, therefore attaching the handle to keep the butt end down wouldn't be of much help.. rather concentrate on enhancing the grip on all four legs (AWD system :D )

small scale spoilers on all four legs perhaps ?

I wonder now ricer boys would copy this and attach spoilers onto wheels to ensure better down-force on all four corners.

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This modification has one great flaw!!!!

Where on earth will you attach that adjustable Shopping Cart Handle (aka. The Spoiler) to keep the Butt End of the Bull firmly planted on the ground?

Wee see a lot of Riced Hondas and Subarus with these wings to keep the rear end down, forget the fact its a FWD... ;)

Also... instead of HID fogs, you can HID Clog Lights... ;) Just like those 'walking activated light Shoes' that little kids wear... ;) That will out do any under carriage Neon set up!

Imagine the Clipety Clop and the blinking lights!!!

Wow.... when IJ pulls over in one of those Bad Boys on GP, all the chicks smooching under the umbrellas in the Viharamahadevi park will leave their boy friends immediately and come after him!!

now only read the edit, the lighting concept will definitely outdo any neon ..we would sooner see terms like "Rhythmic lights" in adverts.

Forgot the key component, a fart cannon on the butt of the bull which gives +10 BP and a sound of a Yak fart..

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I believe spraying a bit of Toluene in the bull crotch will make it sprint.. Forced induction..?? :lol:

tried and tested with an annoying dog when I was washing the piston set and other engine components using kerosene and petrol.

Bugger would've easily outdone the 100m record of Benn Johnson back then :D

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Hope no Rice Boy will pour Tolune on his own butt and try doing a 1/4 mile... ;)

Perhaps a faster way of doing 1/4 mile than using those carts with tonnes of fibre panels hanging on top of the standard body with fart cannons and still powered by the stock engine.

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Or there will be some who wants to put 'additives' to the diet for the Bull to run faster. A Kos Eta laced Puannku feed will ensure extra thrust from the jet nozzle at the back. Whoooshhh!!!

'VTec Kicked in, yo!'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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FLOL! Vtec Kicked out it should be, the driver should wear a helmet and a visor not to get attacked by those partially digested kos eta ejecting from the jet nozzle at ultra high speed when Vtec start kicking out... and ultra light horseshoes aka "rubber mixed allow horseshoes" or "racing plates" to ensure better grip and handling at high speeds. Further, a phone and a walk-man tied to the reins gives you a "multifunction steering" ...

LMAO..........

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In one of the ads says Allion 2010 Brand New with "Welcome Lights" what is that??? :unsure:

Probably something that lights up when you open/start the vehicle probably. It's an ingeniously crafted statement that has gone into the advert to lure like minded individuals with a single digit IQ to drool over and spend their quids over.

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Random thought : I wonder is the people who diss others for buying Ferraris by saying they are show offs/compensating/trying to keep up with the Jones', as the same ones agonizing over spending extra money on wanker mirrors and push button starts so they can look better than that dude down the street that bought an Axio X?

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Random thought : I wonder is the people who diss others for buying Ferraris by saying they are show offs/compensating/trying to keep up with the Jones', as the same ones agonizing over spending extra money on wanker mirrors and push button starts so they can look better than that dude down the street that bought an Axio X?

LOL :D Everyone trying to show off with what they have

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