Post Whoring - Part 2

[AMG]

top of page -> right hand side -> Options -> Standard view.

(Just under the New topic button)

I've been doing too many Change Control Documents lately. Style is spilling over into my posts

Got it. Thanks machan, I don't know how did it change to Out line view, Thanks for the help.

[Watchman]

and who siad your website needed a short, easy to remember name

(its NOT in sri lanka)

[noaim]

CARTOON LAW I

Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over.

CARTOON LAW II

Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.

CARTOON LAW III

Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the specialty of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.

CARTOON LAW IV

The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful.

CARTOON LAW V

All principles of gravity are negated by fear. Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel them directly away from the earth's surface. A spooky noise or an adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole. The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.

CARTOON LAW VI

As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once. This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled. A 'wacky' character has the option of self-replication only at manic high speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.

CARTOON LAW VII Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space. The painter is flattened against the wall when he attempts to follow into the painting. This is ultimately a problem of art, not of science.

CARTOON LAW VIII

Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they re-inflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify. Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.

CARTOON LAW IX

Everything falls faster than an anvil.

CARTOON LAW X

For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead.

CARTOON LAW XI

Cartoon characters never need to go to the hospital to receive first aid. Upon emerging from a huge scrap, the losing character will invariably be covered in crossed-over sticking plasters and bandages, and quite often be walking with the aid of a crutch.

CARTOON LAW XII

Cartoon characters do not obey the traditional laws of hair re-growth. Whatever the damage to a character, whether it be having all of its hair frazzled by an explosion or its fur shaved by a lawnmower, in the next scene the hair will doubtless be fully re-grown.

CARTOON LAW Amendment A

A sharp object will always propel a character upward. When poked (usually in the buttocks) with a sharp object (usually a pin), a character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity.

CARTOON LAW Amendment B

The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters. Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will. For instance, the Road Runner can materialize signs to express himself without speaking.

CARTOON LAW Amendment C

Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.

CARTOON LAW Amendment D

Gravity is transmitted by slow-moving waves of large wavelengths. Their operation can be witnessed by observing the behavior of a canine suspended over a large vertical drop. Its feet will begin to fall first, causing its legs to stretch. As the wave reaches its torso, that part will begin to fall, causing the neck to strech. As the head begins to fall, tension is released and the canine will resume its regular proportions until such time as it strikes the ground.

CARTOON LAW Amendment E

Dynamite is spontaneously generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which CARTOON LAWs hold). The process is analogous to steady-state theories of the universe which postulated that the tensions involved in maintaining a space would cause the creation of hydrogen from nothing. Dynamite quanta are quite large (stick sized) and unstable (lit). Such quanta are attracted to psychic forces generated by feelings of distress in "cool" characters (see Amendment B, which may be a special case of this law), who are able to use said quanta to their advantage. One may imagine C-spaces where all matter and energy result from primal masses of dynamite exploding. A big bang indeed.

[Kavvz]

Bond car plunges into Lake Garda : The driver was delivering the Aston Martin DBS to the film scene in heavy rain when he lost control around one of the lake's narrow curves.

[Devinda_Z]

AIRLINE AD WAR in India !

First comes JET

& KINGFISHER

and now GO

[Devinda_Z]

Another GTR bites the dust

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/blog/002-Nis...GTR-crash.shtml

[Dj shan]

Another GTR bites the dust

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/blog/002-Nis...GTR-crash.shtml

Damn! that looks like beyond any repair!

[Watchman]

Another GTR bites the dust

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/blog/002-Nis...GTR-crash.shtml

Look more Malaysian. It could even be the same Malaysian one that we saw pics of while back (cant find that thread to see if its the same.. )

[Devinda_Z]

MINI curves , FHM Style!

[Devinda_Z]

....when in India...............

[Devinda_Z]

relates to the Hybrid & Crash test threads - put them together , add some Top gear humour and this is what you get

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHzOK9chx8

[Pericles]

relates to the Hybrid & Crash test threads - put them together , add some Top gear humour and this is what you get

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHzOK9chx8

That off Clarkson's Supercar Showdown, not Top Gear. And technically, its not a hybrid, its all electric

[Car Maniac]

Impaled LR3 ouch!

for more pics -

http://rover-land.com/LandRover/forums/thread/319.aspx

I assume nobody hadn't been traveling in the left hand side seats of the vehicle. Freaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dj shan]

:action-smiley-060:

[Saturn]

[Watchman]

hahaha! I remember reading this sand/audi story.. it was on AL itself if my memory serves right...

That guy should not be allowed to open the hood of a car, let along tune Hondas and his friend should NOT have kids and pass on his stupidity if he thought that dropping 6gk of sand into the engine would clean it. why not brush your teeth with sand while you're at it

[noaim]

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The other men looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager" the American said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang.

The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished his conversation, he explained: "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but was determined not to be outdone. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

He returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows at him. The Irishman glanced around and said:

"Bejesus! Wouldja look at dat!! I'm gettin' a fax!"

[Devinda_Z]

Twin front ZEBRA Landy

[Devinda_Z]

couldn't find another place to put it...

Cizeta-V16 engine sound

[Overdrive]

couldn't find another place to put it...

Cizeta-V16 engine sound

machan that looks alot like the diablo doesnt it? that's the first time i have actually seen that, other than in GT4.

Btw check this magic trick out and tell me if any of you geniuses can figure out as to how this is possible??

[Devinda_Z]

machan that looks alot like the diablo doesnt it? that's the first time i have actually seen that, other than in GT4.

it was purely by accident that i stumbled onto that video clip...

but it was worth it i guess , given the fact that some googling has told me that less than a dozen cars were ever made!

& your right about the Lambo styling cues - it turns out they had one thing in common - The Designer ! ~ Marcello Gandini !

[Kavvz]

Quite good amateur

on fire. If you listen closely you can hear the driver explain how an engine blowout caused the fire.

[AMG]

I must say that Very Glad to see the HSBC advert in AL and really proud of AL is getting popular day by day. Well Done Madz

[AMG]

Sorry...repost.

Edited June 17, 2008 by Bharath

[Devinda_Z]

came across an odd ad whilst browsing...

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/557530.htm