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Why cant they make a Sirasa Sex/Porn Star?

Isn't it already kinda like that?

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I'll take a derana dancing star! Some of those mamas!! Muy caliente!!
Why cant they make a Sirasa Sex/Porn Star?
Isn't it already kinda like that?

Always wondered about that show. Dad got his stroke a few minutes after switching that off. No jokes.

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There is machan. She's the graceful one with the long hands and legs. Dances like a proper pro. She may have got eliminated. Last I saw her she did a dance in a purple osariya with the dude in a purple sarong. She was the hottest girl that night because all of her was covered up and I never thought An osariya would make me weep. Same night they did a slow-mo dance at the end.

Peri yeah I can imagine your dad having what he had. I had such a Huge hard-on it cut the blood flow to my vital organs. Almost ended up with kidney failure. Damn those women are fcuking sexy! Srilankan T&A and curves in between like a scalextric track! Note that none of them are exceptionally pretty. But very very well presented. Hell I'd drive my needle between their rails and go for a ride any day! (+1 for anyone who got the reference)

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

Saw a corker while cycling home yesterday:

"Salli gas wala wawenawa nung kello vanduran-tath love karaawi"

Translated:

If money grew on trees, women would romance monkeys!

Edited by Komisiripala
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Saw a corker while cycling home yesterday:

"Salli gas wala wawenawa nung kello vanduran-tath love karaawi"

Translated:

If money grew on trees, women would romance monkeys!

Very philosophical!

  • 1 month later...
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There is machan. She's the graceful one with the long hands and legs. Dances like a proper pro. She may have got eliminated. Last I saw her she did a dance in a purple osariya with the dude in a purple sarong. She was the hottest girl that night because all of her was covered up and I never thought An osariya would make me weep. Same night they did a slow-mo dance at the end. Peri yeah I can imagine your dad having what he had. I had such a Huge hard-on it cut the blood flow to my vital organs. Almost ended up with kidney failure. Damn those women are fcuking sexy! Srilankan T&A and curves in between like a scalextric track! Note that none of them are exceptionally pretty. But very very well presented. Hell I'd drive my needle between their rails and go for a ride any day! (+1 for anyone who got the reference)

There's a saying that god gave men two heads and just enough blood to operate one at a time...MYTH>BUSTED!

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What in the world does that mean? O.o

It's not English machan.. It's a sub version of Latin. ;)

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