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Post Whoring - Part 2


MADZ

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Watchman please, i didn't have the luxury of a hard drive.

i carried a bunch of floppy disks and a small file splitter software and transferred one video to 20-30 floppy disks and re-assemble it after i come home :')

good old days

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Dude 5GB HDDs were far easier than VHS tapes in the lunch boxes :D

Todays generation really does have it easy...

duude! talk about it! my friends and i ran the porn industry in college! we had tapes, magazines, VCD;s. you name it! bought one mag for 500 rupees at the local smut peddler/bookshop and sold it for 100 bucks a page!!

i once remember waiting outside in the pouring rain for my van uncle early morning, running a fever, just to pass on a VCD to a client. van guy aka kalu Jemaa was our mule/storage. i don't remember being that enthu for an exam even. learnt a lot of good things about supply, demand, business ethos and client satisfaction through that experience.

until we got busted. then learnt a lot about pain

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50 gigs, after a recent cleansing. i'm a connoisseur. its not just any old romp in the hay. got all the good stars by name. best perfomances etc etc. heh heh

Komi, I'll have 50GB of space when I come to SL. ;)

I'm always a great supporter of local industries if you know what I mean.. With the advancement of technology I hear there's loads of home-made products in the market as opposed to the commercial stuff which was the only option in the past.

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duude! talk about it! my friends and i ran the porn industry in college! we had tapes, magazines, VCD;s. you name it! bought one mag for 500 rupees at the local smut peddler/bookshop and sold it for 100 bucks a page!!

i once remember waiting outside in the pouring rain for my van uncle early morning, running a fever, just to pass on a VCD to a client. van guy aka kalu Jemaa was our mule/storage. i don't remember being that enthu for an exam even. learnt a lot of good things about supply, demand, business ethos and client satisfaction through that experience.

until we got busted. then learnt a lot about pain

OMG we had run nearly the same racket in school it seems! Me and my friends used to distribute via school van as well (cleverly disguised as PC games!)

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no sorry. no local stuff. i'm more for theatrics and productions.

and none of you should EVER mention this in front of my wife! i will hunt you down and kill you, if i survive!

ohhh nooooo u broke my heart. he he he no no we wont mention. So u mean to say she doesn't know your a kinky freak? :sad-smiley-067:

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no sorry. no local stuff. i'm more for theatrics and productions.

and none of you should EVER mention this in front of my wife! i will hunt you down and kill you, if i survive!

You the man!

A friend of mine got married and the very next day told his wife about his collection. He was promptly told to delete everything. And the dumbass went ahead and did it without even transferring it out to anyone. He regrets it now, cos now he has to wait till his wife goes to her parents' place to have his own personal happy time.

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You the man!

A friend of mine got married and the very next day told his wife about his collection. He was promptly told to delete everything. And the dumbass went ahead and did it without even transferring it out to anyone. He regrets it now, cos now he has to wait till his wife goes to her parents' place to have his own personal happy time.

Dude I lost a 120gig collection the very same way. Mine just snooped around my laptop. Up until then my laptop was my personal temple. A very holy and sacred place to me. I never thought she would violate its sanctity and scourge the plague...

Naturally I never thought of hiding it.

Tis one I rebuilt. Brick by painstaking brick. Need to acquire a external hdd and back it up soon. Just no money to buy one with all the car expenses.... Have to bite the bullet one of these days.

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Goodness I've been supplying smut and ,aking people happy almost for 15 years now!! I remember someone told my superior in batticaloa hospital about my wares. I was interning there at the time. He came to my room, all shy and everything, twirling his toes and asked me for some "movies". I was like "what movies?"

"you know, those movies..."

"but sir, I don't know what you..."

"Suneth please, my wife just went home. She's coming back tomorrow!"

"ok ok here!"

Dudes a surgeon now and I can't help but giggle Every time I see him!

At least his wife must be thankful for all his horizontal bravado from then on.

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:sport-smiley-004:

Its really amusing how Blitz is trying his level best to keep the thread vaguely car related and all you other buggers are heading off down a completely different street!

I must say boys, quite the discussion this has become....

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Its really amusing how Blitz is trying his level best to keep the thread vaguely car related and all you other buggers are heading off down a completely different street!

I must say boys, quite the discussion this has become....

:) .. one picture led members to talk about porn n related stuff. :P how cool is that... :):P

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I think all the reminiscing is because to those of us who were teenagers in the late 90s and ealy 2000s, porn was something that didnt easily come by.

I remember being the only guy who had a computer in my class and I used to get a print out for a friend of mine. Those few minutes that a old bubble-jet printer took to print a photo in your dad's office room were some of the most intense moments of my life. you can minimize or turn off the screen if someone walks in when you're watching stuff. But imagine someone walking in while your printer is going kiri kiri kiri kiri kraaaaaaaaaak!!! kiri kiri kiri kiri kraaaaaaaaaak!!! spitting out a X rated photo! The lady in the photo wouldnt be the only one f**ked at that point.

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I remember being the only guy who had a computer in my class and I used to get a print out for a friend of mine. Those few minutes that a old bubble-jet printer took to print a photo in your dad's office room were some of the most intense moments of my life. you can minimize or turn off the screen if someone walks in when you're watching stuff. But imagine someone walking in while your printer is going kiri kiri kiri kiri kraaaaaaaaaak!!! kiri kiri kiri kiri kraaaaaaaaaak!!! spitting out a X rated photo! The lady in the photo wouldnt be the only one f**ked at that point.

LMAO! Thats so true! :sport-smiley-004:

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I think all the reminiscing is because to those of us who were teenagers in the late 90s and ealy 2000s, porn was something that didnt easily come by.

I remember being the only guy who had a computer in my class and I used to get a print out for a friend of mine. Those few minutes that a old bubble-jet printer took to print a photo in your dad's office room were some of the most intense moments of my life. you can minimize or turn off the screen if someone walks in when you're watching stuff. But imagine someone walking in while your printer is going kiri kiri kiri kiri kraaaaaaaaaak!!! kiri kiri kiri kiri kraaaaaaaaaak!!! spitting out a X rated photo! The lady in the photo wouldnt be the only one f**ked at that point.

:sport-smiley-004::speechless-smiley-004::speechless-smiley-003::violent-smiley-027:

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When we were 'dealers', a CD writer was a luxury only kids whose Dads had offices in their homes had. It was UUUBER luxury to have both a ROM and a burner, and only a handful had access to these. So we had to befriend someone with the hardware to make copies of those 'gold' discs that come our way. Not easy, especially if the guy we befriended was a squealer! :speechless-smiley-003: Oh yea, flash drives were 128MB and only the geeks had 256MB. Needless to say, there weren't interested in lending us blacklisters their flash drives!

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When we were 'dealers', a CD writer was a luxury only kids whose Dads had offices in their homes had. It was UUUBER luxury to have both a ROM and a burner, and only a handful had access to these. So we had to befriend someone with the hardware to make copies of those 'gold' discs that come our way. Not easy, especially if the guy we befriended was a squealer! :speechless-smiley-003: Oh yea, flash drives were 128MB and only the geeks had 256MB. Needless to say, there weren't interested in lending us blacklisters their flash drives!

Wow u guys had flash drives and CD burners when u were young :P

The only storage device I had during school days were 3.5" floppy disks. Have any of u heard of .GL files? I remember clips of few minutes (usually less than 2 or 3 mins) with .gl filename extension. And the best part? We could fit in a few of those in to one 1.44MB floppy!

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Wow u guys had flash drives and CD burners when u were young :P

The only storage device I had during school days were 3.5" floppy disks. Have any of u heard of .GL files? I remember clips of few minutes (usually less than 2 or 3 mins) with .gl filename extension. And the best part? We could fit in a few of those in to one 1.44MB floppy!

Hey, we used floppy disks too! (and prints...these didn't last long though!)

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