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Post Whoring - Part 2

MADZ

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trinity
trinity

In all fairness to PL, I would like to admit that I too have violated traffic laws time to time especially in Colombo, as it has become an utter mess driving during peak hours in these god forsaken ci

jdnet
jdnet

What if they don't believe in the triple gem? would it still bless them or would they die from an allergy? Do you even know what the triple gem signifies? Also what is a triple jem?

Komisiripala
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to all my fellow autolankans who helped me fund the cochlear implant for little Apoorva Sewwandi, here's a result of your kindness. i managed to raise the 950,000 for her external audio processing dev

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iPhowned...

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Mean while this is from an e-mail. :)

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.

She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.

The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:

- I want my husband to have eyes only for me

- I want to be the only one in his life

- I want him to sleep always by my side

- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.

The Genie turned THE LADY into a

SAMSUNG GALAXY S5

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Watchman Newbie

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Be glad that we don't have that thing in Sri Lanka. I've seen that in Singapore and Malaysia; and not one of them is driven by a sensible guy! All of them just love to put the top down and play some rap music for all road users to hear... And they don't forget to rev the shit out of that puny little engine.. but only on 1st/2nd gear cos any higher gear would mean the car goes too fast for people to notice the ultra-cool dude driving it

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Be glad that we don't have that thing in Sri Lanka. I've seen that in Singapore and Malaysia; and not one of them is driven by a sensible guy! All of them just love to put the top down and play some rap music for all road users to hear... And they don't forget to rev the shit out of that puny little engine.. but only on 1st/2nd gear cos any higher gear would mean the car goes too fast for people to notice the ultra-cool dude driving it

actually there is a silver one in colombo :D

it is a girls/gay car :D like a shoe

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Be glad that we don't have that thing in Sri Lanka. I've seen that in Singapore and Malaysia; and not one of them is driven by a sensible guy! All of them just love to put the top down and play some rap music for all road users to hear... And they don't forget to rev the shit out of that puny little engine.. but only on 1st/2nd gear cos any higher gear would mean the car goes too fast for people to notice the ultra-cool dude driving it

I get the image :D

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You will not do it when you have them for sure my friend... :)

Time will tell ;)

That hand brake lever looks like a dik out of the pants.. :P

Im afraid you have been watching too much gay porn :P

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So is the other ship in the background. There isn't exactly an automated production line that throws out cruise-liners :D

My knowledge in ship making is very low, isn't there robots involved now?

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anyone looking for an electric car

Fake Electric Car Manufacturer at Ratmalana

Some of the 'potential buyers' of this car will post on autolanka to get advice. Few of us old members will advice against it. A group of tree huggers will shout 'newbie rape'. Sylvi Wijesinghe will post the history of electric cars. Few of the buyers will eventually go buy those. and after some time the company will close shop and the 'directors' will vanish. Sri Lanka - a land like no other.

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